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Welcome back. Last time I did a really boring blog about Riza because doing one whole month about the same series was in retrospect not the best of plans. At least this one is last, about time too.

: Hey! Are you annoyed at me or something?

Of course not, as I appreciate...



: Then what?

Just I like variety and one month of the same show is the exact opposite. Especially as most of the cast is similar. Works well in-series but for blogs it gets a tad “yeah, just mentioned this” so to say.

: Hmph. Whatever. At least with ME you should have some variety!

Of course, as you’re a wonderful loli! And you brought CAKE!

: And you better be glad someone of my status did something so menial! But since another German loli asked for it I decided to be nice.

So what kind of cake is it?

: Chocolate cake... with butt prints. From the looks of it two lolis sat on this cake and one had more fun doing that.

Sounds scrumptious. Can I have cake?

: Sure, but first you have FOOT! *kicks Zettai’s crotch after baring her feet*

AH! *falls on his knees*

: Now LICK my foot, you disgusting worthless protoplasm! *pushes one foot on Zettai’s face*

Yes, Lady Sherwood! *licks her smelly loli foot obediently*

: Good, good. These boots get sweaty on summer, so you better endure the smell and sweat! *switches foot*

That makes it even better, Lady Sherwood! *licks her other foot just as well*

: You PERVERT! Though you would make a fine servant... Bet you would like serving me over Oneesama as I fit your tastes better?

All of you are wonderful! I wanna serve all of you!

: Sigh... *facepalms* How wishy-washy of you to say that...

But I love all of you!

: Yeah, yeah... *pins Zettai down and rests her rank feet on his face* Now as punishment write my blog like this! Now!

Head

Hair
Sherwood has blonde hair, the usual in her family. Sadly her hairstyle is not as beautiful as Hime’s hair was; rather she dons a not that long ponytail. This is a rare ojou drill ponytail however, which helps but that much. Her bangs are like Reiri’s but facing instead the other side, though she also has a white pin for bonus cute points. Sadly nothing that saves her hair, which is not bad but is still unappealing.
Grade: B-

Eyes
Sherwood has red eyes like her sister. In fact both sisters have the same eye shape and the same slit pupils too, so there is that. Luckily Sherwood lacks the eyelashes, but of course she still lacks glasses. Shame, as she should match Francisca and wear some proudly. Otherwise you know how this goes by now.
Grade: A+

: Oh, how typical, as always Zettai wants all girls to wear glasses!

Huh, that is more Topaz. Not that I disagree with him on that, but stereotype us right.

: So I guess this is noooot your thiiiing! *speaks mockingly as she puts on thick black glasses like the ones Hime wore*

Looks great, Lady Sherwood! Really nice!

: Figured as much... *grins* Keep on writing!

Body

Build
Sherwood is clearly loli. This is good and not just because I like lolis, but because this adds some nice variety with the rest of the cast. Sure she looks older than her age, but since she is fairly young this works in a Nanoha and Fate sort of way. She had fairly modest breasts but still nice legs and a flat stomach. However, if Sherwood is best known for something that would be her feet! See, while Hime gives blood or flame using her fingers Sherwood uses her toes instead, and thus shows off her cute feet for this often. Is pretty nice and makes her look dommier. Sadly Sherwood does have one flaw and is the series shows her as a grown-up twice via Hime to the future. Luckily both cases are as part of serious plots so there is not much emphasis on this except briefly bringing up Sherwood is taller than her sister now. Plus we got Hime the cute middle school loli for balance, which is more than most shows would do. Still, the bad habit of making lolis grow has to stop unless is “grow” like giantesses. That should get more common.
Grade: A-

Butt
Sherwood fails to show this, unlike her peers. Shame.
Grade: D

: What? *moons Zettai just like that* Gaze at my glorious IMOUTOSHIRI!

Looks great! *stares*

: Of course! *peaches Zettai* Even better?

MMMPH! *gives thumb-up gladly*

: Good, good! Now will you raise my score?

Sorry, but only show material matters.

: Boo... *flips Zettai and sits on his back* Posture change punishment, now write some more!

Clothes
Sherwood is like her sister and only ever wears one dress. The dress is black and very similar too, only Sherwood lacks the detached sleeves and her boots are white. And being fair in the future she wears a slightly different dress that resembles more the costume used by her elder sister Sylvia instead. And that is pretty much that.
Grade: B-

Mind

Personality
Sherwood is the youngest sibling of the royal family Hime also belongs to. While some times she opposes her sister, most of the time they are shown to have a strong bond of sisterhood and can rely on each other. Which is nice, as Sherwood set her mansion at the opposite side of the hill Hime set hers on. She also has her eyes set on Hiro due to how well he performs albeit she has her own blood warrior, a panda. Bet she would get along great with another ojou that loves pandas. While she is part of the sibling battle to take the throne she is not a powerful fighter, as just resembling Fate is not good enough requirement to be able to wield huge swords, so she just gives orders. The plotline that has Hime sent to the future has Sherwood and Sylvia as sole survivors, and the future version of Sherwood roots for her sister to go back and win the thing. Despite such support Sherwood still wins, but everything works out for all three sisters so go awesome endings and all that.

As mentioned Sherwood fights by giving orders to Ryuuryuu, the panda blood warrior mentioned before, and Francisca, the meganekko robot maid on her side. She is the single meganekko in the series I think, boo! Luckily Sherwood is smart and does concoct good plans, but she can still be childish and naïve at times. In general that defines well her personality, being basically a child TDB and it shows. Nothing bad since this makes her cute, but is not as impressive as proper TDBs are. She is still very proud, of course. Too bad she lacks awesome fighting skills like the other main girls since all the awesome battling girls from the series are one of its main draws. Such things aside Sherwood is cute and charming girl, but not on Hime’s level for now.
Grade: B+

Libido
Sherwood likes Hiro, like all the girls in the cast though she is the only one younger than him which is a boon. Sadly she has the least screentime with him if mostly as overall her screentime is lower too. She comes as a dom girl in training, meaning occasionally she looks imposing, but at times kinda silly. That said I like how the standard finger blood offering Hime does in Sherwood is a toe blood offering, very likely implying you should be under her feet. Sounds good.
Grade: B

: Of course, aren’t you happy to be under my feet?

That I am, under your feet and butt is where I belong!

: Oneesama must have trained you well to say something like that!

It was another mistress...

: Oooh, think I know the one. In that case have some SOMA! *rubs her still clothed flat chest on Zettai’s face*

Feels much better than useless chest tumors! *likes it*

: You are a true man! But finish my blog now!

Age
Sherwood is 9 years old only, which hurts her score slightly. Worse, when Hime gets sent to the future, and when she later gets sent back to the future, there Sherwood is already 18, so she manages to avoid my ideal ranges twice in what we could name maybe Nanoha Syndrome as the lead trio did the same. And then Fate did worse because A-1 should be just -1 instead. Anyway Sherwood likes an older guy so thankfully she has good things too, just not enough to save her score.
Grade: C+

Voice
Ai Shimizu has a nice voice for lolis, so she works well for Sherwood as expected. Just like last week the OVA actually upgrades her to Ayana Taketatsu, who could use more good roles in good shows to balance usually lacking one or the other. And much like with Hime sadly Sherwood lacks ojou speech, oh well.
Grade: A-

Total: 71 (B-)

: What? How can I score worst of my cast?

Bad luck with age and no butt scenes. No worries, as I love you regardless.

: Hmph! You better! But, oh well, here is the cake. *puts the box on the floor and opens it, revealing the sat on cake*

Looks delicious!

: But you get no fork, as you must eat this without hands! *ties Zettai’s hands to his back*

Sure, Mistress! *eats the cake obediently*

: And this is an extra! *sits on Zettai’s nape, pushing him deeper against the rank cake*

Such a wonderful motivation... *flusters and eats the cake much faster^

: Expected as much, you filthy PERVERT!

Oh! *gets excited from Sherwood’s dommy words*

: Sigh...

Phew, done! *ate the whole cake*

: Wow, already? You really love these cakes, don’t you?

Of course, and I thank Topaz for each and every one of them!

: Hmph, you guys are silly... *as they talk two lolis with light hair walk in*

: Zettai, finally foun- Why am I not surprised you’re being abused by a loli?

: Hey, slave, how you dare? You already have a blonde dommy loli in black!

Oh, Mistress! And Chiaki, long time no see though you look different!

: And where were you the last month?

: Tracking Zettai thanks to our bond!

: Yes, the thing we casually mentioned three months ago is still relevant.

: We mentioned it, as you didn’t come...

: And for that I’m very glad.

: Still, this is MY slave so hand him back!

: No, he is ours now!

: No way, in that case I challenge you to a buttjob duel!

: Sure thing!

: Sure nothing, as we cannot show that!

: Then I’m just taking my slave back by force! *puts a leash on Zettai*

: Hey!

Ooooh, missed this.

: Good slave! Now take us home!

Yes! *gets in all fours*

: Good boy! *sits on Zettai’s back*

: Oh, fine... idiot. *sits on Zettai’s back too*

: Get going, slave! *thus Zettai marches with the lolis into the sunset*

: Wait, it was midday a minute ago, wasn’t it?

: Blame Leonard for that.

: Hmph... At least this month was fun. Now how I tell Oneesama about this incident?