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Welcome back. Last time I covered a GAR pink yuri magical girl who somehow was not Cure Peach. Now she finally pointed me to Wrath, the next of my enemies.

: And you caught me getting changed, PERVERT!

While I most certainly am one, that was an accident and thus unrelated.

: I don’t care! Fanservice comedies don’t run on logic!

: That explains why they favor the cows and mock the loli when the loli is far more popular almost always!

Exactly, Mistress.

: SHUT UP! *chops at a wall, shaking it*

Whoa, no wonder they call her Wrath.

: Really? I don’t get why that stupid nickname! It’s all Tomo-chan’s fault somehow! Idiot! *chops at a wall over and over, making the school rumble*

Gaaaaaah! We need to stop her!

: Quick, slave, make a blog on her!

Right, since I never fight until after their blog! So I’ll first say this is...



: Wait, didn’t we cover a girl from this series a year ago?

Right, as last year Nymph showed up and apparently was an enemy too. I dunno why people from this show hate me so much...

: It just happens. Like when we keep on facing Pretty Cures despite you liking the franchise. A franchise for little girls...

Little girls that have no idea and keep ruining the series! That and Toei showing the level of creativity of The After Years.

: Huh?

Exactly.

: Shouldn’t the girls from this month be here already?

Mistress, heroes always arrive late. For now I should do my blog.

: Your stupid and perverted blog! You’ll pay if I dislike a word of it!

Head

Hair
Sohara has brown hair. Dark brown hair on a nice shade, so that’s a good start. Sadly she has it up on a ponytail, and seeing her with it down is almost as hard as getting buttshots in her manga. The ponytail itself is quite inconsistent with its full length unfortunately, with the longer versions being okay but shorter ones being bad. Her bangs are nothing special, she has regular ones with the “big spike” in middle and the longer ones framing her face. These come from Key horns, so there’s that. Overall her hair is okay but not Mitsuki’s beat weapon.
Grade: B

Eyes
Sohara’s eyes are actually quite different from manga to anime. The anime version wins easily, having nice dark brown eyes that go perfectly with her hair. The shape is lovely too, being a nice mix of tsurime and tareme. All in all, it looks great. However, in the manga Sohara instead has generic BLUE eyes, boring light blue at that, and the shape also looks much worse being a standard tareme. It’s like night and day. Weirder, none of the other girls had their eyes change so it’s like they felt like upgrading Sohara. Cool for her, since it worked as her score would be lower otherwise.
Grade: B+

Body

Build
This is gonna be a toughie. Sohara has measurements, but they’re bad. Her height is not bad at 158 cm, with her 49 kg being fairly standard too. The problem comes with those horrible three sizes of hers: 92-59-84. Yes, her breasts are EIGHT cm bigger than her hips, which is horrible. She even grows her breasts 1 cm during the show, because she clearly was not oversized enough already. It’s even worse when compared to fellow cast members! For example Astraea has 91-56-86, her hips slightly bigger with her breasts less huge. Or even better, look at Ikaros with 88-57-85 having breasts 5 cm smaller while her hips also win. The series has bad measurements, but Sohara is particularly terrible as while all other girls get bigger hips as their breasts get bigger Sohara does not, simply for the sake of emphasizing her breasts are big. Not a surprise since most shows honestly only use measurements for that, since nobody likes butts, but anyway. Adding to this, the manga has a fairly weak art style that emphasizes big breasts while ignoring everything else; sometimes thighs look good, but other than that is just a bland art style. This unfortunately is series-wide, as this manga is terribly mamocentric, but as this was explained already in Nymph’s blog just refer to it.

Thankfully Sohara has a saving grace: The anime! See, unlike 95% of animes based on fanservicey material the anime has the BETTER artwork for once, and Sohara is easily benefited from this with her thicker thighs and superior ass. Or actually showing said ass for that matter... But yes, the anime did well for her. That said, they still actually screwed up something: In the first movie Sohara become a giantess to fight off the fearsome Giant Cucco from Hyrule Warriors, but the scene failed to appeal much to giantess fans as the only interaction with Tomoki was stomping on him. With her shoes on, sadly. Like, I didn’t expect her to SIT on him, miracles like that don’t happen, but at least do something sexy! Speaking of, the dumb wrestling episode had Sohara doing the most stupid attack ever: An aerial chest drop. You know, landing on your chest is more likely to hurt you than your target, and that’s not even taking into account she did this targeting Tomoki the Oppai Baka king. A feminine Hip Drop would have been FAR more effective, but Japan. Finally, lest I forget Sohara gets a tan in the deserted island episode and a related official image gives her tanlines. Figured this was noteworthy. All in all Sohara is not HORRIBLE, but she has too much going against her.
Grade: C

Butt
As said above the anime felt like improving Sohara’s ass, and boy did they improve it so much. The anime had some good shots, but is official art where Sohara’s butt did shine. Or, should I say, moonshine! Har har. Anyway she has LOTS of pics of her derrière, often making it look big and squishy and wonderful. She even has a nude behind one via Kintarou cosplay. It helped give her an “ass girl” fame too, something rare but desirable! The only problem is this is anime-only, in the manga as said she got nothing. Shucks.
Grade: B

Clothes

Like most anime girls Sohara is often seen in her school uniform, and luckily hers looks good. She’s got a blazer-type with a dark brown blazer over a white shirt, a red bowtie adding cuteness, and a dark green skirt. Sadly she wears plain white socks, which is boring but as usual this show disregards all non-breasts body parts. She gets to wear various costumes during the series like the usual various bikinis, her wrestling referee clothing, her ugly wrestling uniform, various costumes on her dream like a bunnygirl and some sort of BDSM costume, and others. Her panties are also made a big deal of because Japan, but she wears appropriate-for-tsunderes striped panties. Official art has more stuff as it adds nude skydiver, sexy Santa girl, nude bobsleigh practitioner, gym uniform with red buruma, awesome Kintarou cosplay for pseudo-naked apron, great elegant kimono though sadly only half-worn, plus more bikinis and underwear. Her costumes aren’t terrible but they try too hard to make her sexy all the time in really generic ways and it just comes as forced and dumb at times, which hurts her a bit.
Grade: B

Mind

Personality
Sohara is main guy Tomoki’s childhood friend. From the start of the series she always hangs around him and wakes him up every morning since she lives in front of him as well. Say “girl next door” and you get a punch to the face. Though she already does plenty of that to him, or rather karate chops as she favors that. In fact Tomoki was the one who taught her to do chops, though not for this purpose of course. For most of the series Sohara is mostly just sort of there, getting poor scenes and being bland. There are times where she’s more likable, like the “stranded on an island” episode, but most of the scenes involving her are meh. Luckily Ikaros and the other Angeloids are the ones who get the plot focus. Well, yeah, until the end. See, there was this plot thread from the beginning of a dream that made Tomoki wake up crying. He eventually remembers everything about it: When they were children Sohara got very ill and she was taken secretly to a tsundere farm. I mean, she got ill and died. The Sohara we see during the series is actually Daidalos, the creator of all Angeloids. For some reason Daidalos felt that she was important so Daidalos made herself a surface replica who took the place of the real Sohara, with Tomoki made to forget things. I don’t even know. The series also ends with Daidalos going to Earth to live with Tomoki and the rest because, and she randomly also has Sohara’s killer chops because they are the epitome of funny and totally needed another character who did them. Note this comes after Tomoki wished everything went back to the way it was, so basically the series ended without actually solving the harem plot, without Nymph being allowed to get comeuppance, with no one actually learning anything from the experience, and with zero changes of consequence besides Daidalos joining the cast. And adding random Angeloids and the like to the usual cast happens once a year anyway, so big deal. I don’t miss this manga at all.

Like I said above Sohara’s personality is pretty bad, mostly hitting Tomoki a lot. To be fair he does deserve punishments, but Sohara overreacts a lot. Seriously. She comes as the kind of character tsundere haters think all tsundere are, which is bad for the people who like tsundere girls and want haters to stop basing their hatred on two or three horrible examples. Kinda like there are good traps among the generic lame ones, but kinda the other way around since most traps nowadays are bland while most tsundere from recent shows are likable. But I digress. Sohara doesn’t have much of a character worth commenting, since aside from the killer chops and her dumb relationship with poor Tomoki she has little depth. At least the killer chops lead to an amusing scene where all the guys threw snow balls at her in the guys vs. girls snow ball fight, as everyone knew her mad strength made her the worst enemy. The relationship will receive more coverage in Libido, but by here I should mention Sohara is the actual heroine of the series. You would think that’d be Ikaros, but nope as Tomoki for zero actual reasons never shows any interest on the Angeloids and yet focuses way too much on Sohara. Seriously, who the hell does a magical girlfriend story and ignores entirely the magical girlfriend to focus on the dull one. There are times where the dull one is actually adorable, but not here so this choice is baffling. Way to give the childhood friends a bad name, at least Bianca was nice. The only comfort is Sohara is not very popular, as both MAL and Pixiv have her getting the second least images or favorites respectively. The only difference is MAL has Chaos last while Pixiv has Fasalina no wait I mean Mikako. So Pixiv shows no one wants the normal girls! Except Sohara technically is not normal as she’s really an Angeloid. I guess that was what the whole series lead to: Having an excuse to make Sohara an Angeloid so one of them wins yet screwing out Ikaros. Or maybe it’s a coincidence. Regardless Sohara is a sorry excuse for a main heroine, one that bores people with her unimaginative personality and hurts the show with her presence. And the least we talk about her chest focus the better, since that only drags her down further. Ugh.
Grade: D+

Libido
Urgh. Like I said above Sohara’s personality most of the time is lashing on Tomoki and being a pain most of the time, which is already bad. However, what makes Sohara look really bad can be summed in two points. One is unlike the other series in the magical girlfriend here Sohara is not treated like a token option and is actually given the most shipping of all girls. Go figure the one time the normal girl is not a sweet and devoted lovable girl is the time she gets treated right, ugh. The other and even worse point is for some reason Sohara ENJOYS the perverse attitude from Tomoki, but for no reason she hides this and keeps punishing and mistreating him. So instead of being honest so both can be happy she lies so both are miserable; truly the woman we are meant to root for indeed. And she’s a masochist, joy. She does get some cute moments, but all of the horrible ones and the two above points drag her down to the pits of hell. Sorry.
Grade: D-

Age
Sohara is 14 years old. Normally this would mean a good score, but NOT for her. The reason is quite obvious: She sure as hell doesn’t look 14! Hell, none of the supposed middle school students looks their age at all, and there is no reason for them to not actually be high school students like you’d expect them to be anyway. It comes as disgusting and off-putting. On top of that the show is weird with time since multiple summer festivals happen so at least 2-3 years must go by, but the characters do not age in spite of this NOT being an episodic series which is rather strange. Honestly I think the author was lazy and just wrote summer festival episodes whenever he felt like it logic be damned. Anyway, while I love lolihags the opposite is terrible, so this may actually be a rather generous score. Oh, and her birthday is the 15th of September.
Grade: C+

Voice
Mina does a decent job at Sohara; hopefully she didn’t hurt her throat with all her angry tsundere screaming though. Notably this VA has few roles and all the ones I know are good, which is why I couldn’t do my VA jokes last week. Sucks, but I can endure it.
Grade: B

Total: 56 (C+)

: Argh! This blog is horrible! Though I’m surprised you thought my large chest was BAD. Who would think that?

: My slave, who likes flat chests and huge asses!

: Oh yeah... How you DARE to talk about my “ass” in such a casual manner...

Because your ass is your best trait! If you got angry less and showed your ass more maybe you wouldn’t be a villain here.

: Grrrr! Hearing that makes me angry! You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!

: More like she doesn’t like you period, with that score.

To be fair, being that Sohara is always angry her statement is correct.

: Good point, slave! *laughs*

: Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And women! And women that dress like dolls!

Right, but my monthly girls aren’t here yet...

: Hah! Topaz fights his own battles every time and you let your girls do the dirty work! You should be ashamed of yourself!

What for? The girls are far more capable I ever would! Plus Topaz has Mimicry and the best I have is a beam that I can fire once and needs four blogs to reload. And a barrier that hasn’t been used in five months.

: Besides, knowing my slave he would miss sleep if he had to hit a girl. He likes much more when he gets hit by girls.

That too.

: So where are these girls, then?

: WAIT! *everyone looks through the window to see Yuuna standing on a tall branch* In times of need, heroes will appear to face the wicked! Virtue and justice always triumph over evil, and this shall be no exception! HAAAAH! *jumps and manages to land dramatically in the club room, luckily the window being open*

: Sorry we’re late! *is on the door with Tamaki*

: That entrance was so cool... *eyes sparkle*

About time, girls! What now, Sohara?

: This time we shall fight to the death! ...Well, not quite.

: Explain yourself! My fists howl for battle!

: ...Are you going to say chuunibyou lines like that the whole time?

: Eh... *flusters* ...I mean, yes!

: Hmph! Anyway, instead of fighting normally we’ll use this special ring on the side. *points to a ring the camera had conveniently avoided so far*

: What is so special about it?

: In this ring, our attacks won’t break bones or draw blood, just break clothes and draw naughtiness! If you manage to strip me down before I strip all three of you then it will be your victory!

...Why weren’t all the battles so far like this? But not like this arc, for the whole blog.

: PERVERT!

You came with this perverted idea!

: But you are the only guilty one somehow! *shakes her fist in rage* Anyway, to make things more interesting this ring has an extra function.

: It does?

: Yup! Just look! *jumps into the ring and gets the costume of a classic Chinese fighting girl, pantyhose and all*

Great, as if that trailer wasn’t bad enough...

: So we can choose our battle costume? Amazing! *dives in and gets a famous orange battle costume with blue boots, wristbands, and undershirt* I’m getting pumped up!

: Cool...! *gets in and dresses as the red Brave Blader* Justice shall prevail!

: Me too! *jumps in and gets back her regular hair and eyes with a costume of another magical girl, one with a miracle of the universe* Oops, got a wedgie...

Nice! *stares*

: I need one of these rings for my house! If I can convince Chiaki, that is.

: Sorry, but they’re an exclusive product. Oh, and one last thing I forgot to note...

What is it?

: EXPLOSIVE DEMON WAVE! *supports her right hand with her left one and fires a powerful ki blast at Botan, causing a dusty explosion*

BOTAAAAAAN! *the dust settles, showing Botan safe and sound*

: Was that all? *is only missing her left wristband*

: Grrrr... I was hoping to catch you offguard with this ring’s ability to give shape to people’s power...

: ...Are you Green Lantern now?

: Ring as in the thing we’re standing on! ORAORAORAORAORA! *throws punch after punch on Yuuna*

: Gah-ah-ah-ah! *has her costume’s cape disappear*

: Now this is an improvement! *eats popcorn*

NO CAPES!

: MEEEEN! *smacks Sohara on the head with her shinai, causing her hair decorations to disappear*

: Owie! You JERK! *chops Tamaki’s head, making her gauntlets disappear*

: BLAZE KICK! *hits Sohara with a flaming dropkick, getting rid of her spiky wristbands*

: Argh! *grabs Yuuna’s foot, spins, and sends her flying against the corner so she loses her belt, her skirt dropping down*

: Here I go! WOLF FANG WHIRLWIND FIST! *tries to hit Sohara with multiple hand swipes, but somehow hurts herself and ends landing in a familiar posture without her pants so her fundoshi-clad ass is visible* W-What happened?

If you try to use HIS techniques don’t expect anything else...

: Hidden Technique: Nine-Headed Dragon Flash! *strikes Sohara at once in all nine vital points of her body*

: SOBAKASU! *most of her clothing breaks, leaving only a light blue bra with matching thong and the pantyhose*

YES! Well done, Tamaki!

: Definitely well done... *hides her excitement*

: Not bad... Maybe I’ll have to fight seriously now!

As opposed to fight jokingly?

: SHUT UP! *charges at the girls* SOHARA PUUUUUUNCH! *runs through the girls like a raging bull, leaving Botan in a sarashi and fundoshi, Yuuna in a black thong and bra combo, and Tamaki in a tight black bodysuit with nothing under it*

: PEGASUS FANTASY! *all three girls land on the floor, dazed from the mighty move*

Whoa! What happened?

: That was my strongest technique! It focuses all my irrational anger in a single mighty stroke that makes the people fall down!

: Such an incredible move...!

: Hah! Do you give up?

: Of course not! We’ll never give up! *stands up*

: If you fall down seven times you stand up eight...! *stands up too*

: I won’t give up on love! *also stands up*

: GRAAAAARGH! That’s why I hate stupid hot-blooded characters! Fine, take once again my move! SOHARA PUUUUUUNCH! *charges fist-first at the girls once again, but the three girls dodge it* What?

: We already saw that move.

: So it won’t work on us! *charges at Sohara and holds her from behind* Yuuna!

: Oh yes! *gets in a “ready to race” position, her thong-clad nice ass on the air* METEOR COMBINATIOOOOON! *charges at Sohara and elbows her on the face with multiple kicks to her face and torso afterwards plus finishing with a gut punch*

: MAJUNIOR! *stutters back, her clothes ripping*

: Rest is up to you, Tamaki! *jumps away*

: Yes... *aims her sword skyward, energy coming from it* SHINING FINGER SWOOOOOORD! *swings downwards at Sohara*

: FLYING IN THE SKY! *her clothing minus a little bit of her fundoshi’s front blows away, but of course nothing troublesome is shown*

They did it! Awesome work, girls!

: As if... You need more than that to defeat me after all... *keeps her uninteresting chest covered with her left arm*

Gah! You’re more persistent than GameFAQs trolls!

: And Word calls them “amebas” for something!

: Luckily, there is one more technique left I have... *starts charging energy with her free hand*

: In that case... We may have to do “that” now.

: You mean...?

: Seems she does mean it.

: Mean WHAT? Are you the military and need a codeword this badly? Argh!

: Yes... *gets on her knees and puts her hands on the Kamehameha pose as she aims at Sohara while the other two stand behind her and do the same pose*

: Let’s go, Tamaki...!

: All of our power left burns with this attack...!

: ATHENA EXCLAMATIOOOOOOOON! *the three girls are surrounded by an amazing golden aura and shoot a golden beam at Sohara*

: Such foolishness! FINAL KILLER CHOOOOP! *fires a giant hand shaped like her usual karate chop hand so it clashes with the Athena Exclamation*

: Wow...! *drops her popcorn*

: We’ll never...

: Give up...

: To evil...! *the three girls eventually push back the Final Killer Chop*

: NO WAAAAAAAAAY! *is engulfed by the golden beam and finally defeated as the last bit of clothing disappears while still showing nothing*

: We did it...! *everyone’s clothes go back to normal*

Boo!

: PERVEEERT! *somehow stands up while knocked out and tries to punch Zettai*

ABSOLUTE TERRITORY FIELD! *takes Katja’s hand and makes a barrier protecting both which stops the punch*

: Eh...!?

And now... ANGER STRIKE! *fires from his face an angry Zettai face-shaped beam right at Sohara*

: UWAAAARGH! *wakes up from the impact*

: And this for trying to hurt my slave, only I can do that! *spanks Sohara*

: Noooo, stop! *secretly enjoys every time Katja makes her fat ass jiggle*

Will you help us?

: Yes, yes! I’ll talk! Honest!

: She sounds honest, as the sound of her spanks doesn’t lie! *stops*

: Thanks... *gets up* So what do you want to know?

Who is Lust? Why the hell are you all after me? What do you want?

: Lust is... a ghost. That’s all I know, since she never told us her name.

: A G-G-G-GHOST?

Mistress should be fine, being Dark-typed and all that.

: Oh, right.

: We aren’t after you, as some stupid group named MANASS sent you that letter!

...What about Ayumi and Chihiro?

: As if those listened to reason.

Good point.

: Though being fair we would end targeting you and Topaz eventually, since the goal was finding the Legendary Lions hidden somewhere in this school! With them it would be easy to take over the world! But alas...

Oooh, there’s a plot all right. If only it didn’t come so late into the story.

: At least we didn’t know this already.

: ...Is my name Hydros now? Unfortunately I don’t know where the Lions are and thanks to you we couldn’t find any...

In that case, we should go find them before Lust does!

: Slave, that’ll be difficult!

Nah, for some reason I bet we’ll find one each blog or something.

: Be warned, though... Lust is the most devious of all of us. You won’t have it easy against her.

Yeah, because you can only reach her in NORMAL difficulty and above.

: Hah... Well, if you excuse me, time to go be a jerk to the guy I like for no real reason... *limps away*

Alright, time to go after these lions! GO LIONS!

: I will come back to my training, then... But thanks for letting me be a hero for the day, Zettai. *leaves*

: I am always a hero, so count with me any time, Zettai! *leaves*

: The mastery of the Hagizuki-ryuu never ends, but thanks for this training... And one more thing, Zettai.

Yes?

: Duo uses Anger Impact, not Anger Strike. Get it right! *leaves*

...Great, now I look like an idiot... *pouts*

: Now, now, slave, don’t sulk this much. You always look like an idiot regardless. Now go, maybe next time we can score a mistreated childhood friend or something.