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Welcome back. Last week I analyzed the second assy girl Takane sent for me, a dommy lolihag. Now it seems to be time for a mecha girl.

: That was short.

Because it didn’t have much plot.... Plenty of “backstory” at least.

: That’s not very fu- *suddenly hears a weird sound* -nnn!

What’s wrong, Chiaki? Do you suddenly feel a fart coming?

: No, idiot, it seems someone is in our kitchen, eating our food!

Oh, great... *takes off a shoe and wields it* I’m ready!

: ...Yeah, if we face a cockroach it won’t live to tell the tale.

If we faced a cockroach you’d scream and hide under your bed.

: Good point...*both approach the kitchen. Thankfully there are no cockroaches, and no Nagisa from Clannad or Heatran either. Instead a green-haired girl is gleefully eating a whole pizza*

Pizza Girl: Oh, Zettai. *doesn’t stop eating* I came for my blog but got hungry, saw this pizza lying here and I had to eat it. You understand.

That was our dinner!

Pizza Girl: Don’t worry, I’ll pay you for it... *hugs Zettai and puts her mouth near his ear* ...physically... *nibbles Zettai’s ear*

Ah! *likes it* Fine, fine... *flusters* Now, mind introducing yourself to viewers?

Pizza Girl: Why not. My real name is of no concern, but you can call me...



: What’s this? Did you start the blog without me?

No, Mistress, this was just the introductions. She hasn’t even changed clothes yet!

: Exactly. Can I get some intimacy?

: Here, follow me. *guides C.C. to the Blog Girls Dressing Room*

: Thank you. *walks in, and a minute or so later comes out wearing just an apron and a thong bikini* Despite Takane’s insistence I didn’t bring a replica katana, sorry.

Nothing to apologize for, it’s a g-g-great costume regardless! *flusters*

: Knew you would react like that. *winks and shakes her ass* So where is that blog? *eats more pizza*

Y-Yes!

Head

Hair
C. C. has long green hair. It’s long enough to reach her waist but not to cover her butt, making it the ideal length. It’s also hime cut-ish, since she has the sidebangs but her regular bangs aren’t blunt. They are closer to that than the average girl’s, but not enough to qualify. The shade is a slightly light one, but not enough to qualify as “true” light hair. While green hair isn’t my favorite it isn’t bad either and it works well with her eyes. It’s also associated to her in-series, which always amuses me. She also has shown a wide variety of hair styles, what with multiple types of ponytails, twintails, twinbraids, hair up in a braid or several other ways, double donut twinbraids and possibly more as CLAMP sure likes giving people alternate hairstyles. I don’t mind since it gives her more points! There’s also a pic of her with morning hair, which is amusing. As a footnote, in the second season she wears “robot ears” in a festival on what is perhaps a reference to Chachamaru from Negima. I found it pretty amusing personally.
Grade: B+

Eyes
Meanwhile C.C. has lovely GOLDEN eyes, one of my favorite colors! It goes well with her hair as said, and also with Cheese-kun. The shape is a pretty good tsurime as well, and she half-closes them sometimes when being snarky or serious which is cool too. Her only “problem” is the lack of glasses, as one swimsuit pic has her with glasses but she’s raising them to the point you cannot say she is WEARING them, a shame! Then again this series isn’t fair to meganekko fans, a lot of dudes wear glasses but just one girl does. Give more girls glasses, dammit!
Grade: A

: Good Takane warned me of this! *draws a pair of thick black glasses and puts them on* Funny both the perverts that covered her like glasses...

Well, blame Topaz for getting me into them! Though I got him into other things...

: Like... THESE? *bends over, smacking her buttcheeks with both hands*

Y-Yes! Just like that! *stares*

: Maybe I should’ve gone on a vacation like Rika and Topaz-girl... *sighs and leaves*

Body

Build
Sadly C.C. doesn’t have measurements except height: 168 cm, surprisingly tall for her age and year she was born on. I don’t mind too much as it fits her personality, but it’s impressive. Her bust is generally drawn modest for standards of the franchise, tho once in a while it gets more emphasized. Her nipples are shown, once, and they gravitate towards the small side so good. The most important feature of her chest is her scar on her left breast however, since it looks like the Geass symbol. Guess how many fanarts remember to include it. That aside her body isn’t too bad, her stomach is slender for someone who eats so much pizza and her legs aren’t bad either, though it depends on the image. Her legs are more noteworthy for being LONG. Like, CLAMP and other Shoujo artists give people long legs, but damn. I don’t mind too much as it’s better than short legs if nothing else. Her feet are nice too. Overall C.C. has a good body, but not an outstanding one. Mostly.
Grade: B

Butt
When a girl is nicknamed Pizza Butt by fans you know she’s going to be something special. C.C.’s ass certainly delivers, though the series itself was a bit lacking at first. She had this sexy random close-up of her ass in the OP that managed to stick around after the first and second animation changes, but sadly it was gone on the last. The manga had her bare ass early on at least. The second season also had a nice shot of her rump. Aside from that there are one or two DVD special scenes and the Nunnally in Wonderland OVA, where C.C. aptly played the Cheshire Cat and showed off her Cat Culo. All of this is good, but the reason C.C. became so known for her behind was official artwork! One of the first and most iconic images for the series had Lelouch grabbing C.C.’s ample derrière, and this combined with her pizza-eating antics elevated her to memetic status almost instantly, with lots of assy fanart coming her way. Sunrise decided to be smart, unlike the IS mofos with the similar-sounding Cecilia, and played up her big ass on official art so C.C. would rarely show her front to viewers or at least make sure her ass was on show somehow. Her butt reached the zenith of sexiness on an official dakimakura of all things, where her ass was finally given the size and sexiness it deserved. And as said fans supported her rear end all the way. Maybe Geass means C.C.’s ass makes women gay for her!
Grade: A-

: Well, it works for ME at least! Hey, let me suckle your butt!

: Bold, aren’t we? Though I suppose as a birthday month blog this is acceptable. *gets in all fours while eating pizza* Serve yourself.

: With pleasure! *suckles one of C.C.’s buttcheeks* It gives no soma, but it does taste a bit like cheese! Go suckle her other cheek, slave!

W-Well... Because Mistress said so... *suckles* Hey, this is pretty good!

: Of course, did you expect anything else? *glares*

N-No...

: Slave, go back to writing! You can have more ass after you’re done!

Clothes
A lot, actually. C.C.’s default costume for the first season is a straitjacket since she was captured and didn’t really feel like changing clothes much afterwards or something. Other than being set-up for easy abuse it’s not a bad costume since it is really tight, allowing for buttshots. Her “underwear” is pretty nice at least: a backless white leotard that resembles a swimsuit slightly and white matching thighhighs, both with a black border on top. Near the end of the first season she gets a battle suit consisting of a white top with shoulder pads and golden lines, epic wristbands, and tight white pants with more golden lines and sadly in-built heels. Who cares about the heels, she still can get buttshots! Hell, the top happens to have a cut from right above her ass that spreads open so her butt is on display, awesome. For R2 she wears mainly Order of Black Knights uniform, though hers is special as she’s the team’s Queen: It’s a black dress with a long flowing “tail” so to say, detached sleeves, golden bits on top, the Geass symbol on light blue on her chest, a red triple belt and long white boots again with golden bits and heels. It’s not bad even if it blocks her ass, though thankfully C.C. walks around fairly often only in its undergarments: A white top with matching white shorts and again white thighhighs. That’s cool. Oh, and she likes loafing around in just a white shirt. She has Cure White’s VA after all.

Her temporal costumes aren’t too bad either. The most common one is the Ashford Academy uniform, a blazer-type with a yellow jacket with a white undershirt, a dark green tie and a black miniskirt. It’s quite Japanese for a Britannian school, but whatever. She also wears the Ashford swimsuit in one episode, basically a one-piece sukumizu so awesome. C.C. also has some fancy regular costumes, the best being a frilly Lolita fashion dress; officially Lelouch bought it without asking her so go him for that. At times she pretends to be Zero and wears his black costume, mask and all. One DVD special from R2 adds a sexy dancer costume, the bikini belly dancer type that looks like she can give one of your units an extra turn. Of course the Nunnally in Wonderland OVA has her Cheshire’s Cat cosplay that looks very nice on her. Official art adds a Chinese white dress with a short skirt, a regular Chinese red dress tight around her butt somehow, a fancy New Year kimono, various cute regular clothes, a white one-piece swimsuit with a large vertical hole in front to show her navel, cute Santa again tight on the ass, a cute pink dress, pink bikini sadly with a pareo but STILL showing her ass, a different red Chinese dress but sadly this one shows cleavage, sexy Santa, a red kimono, a fancy black party dress, a white side-tied bikini, wedding dress with fancy underwear because once again she shows her ass, a different wedding dress sadly with cleavage, frilly Alice costume, sexy maid, a sexy demon costume sadly with cleavage but also with horns, a frilly rocker with cat ears, and possibly more I missed because she sure has a lot of them. While having two repeats BUT WITH CLEAVAGE is kinda lame her huge variety of costumes and how often she shows her ass in them give C.C. a rather high score.
Grade: A-

: And yet here I am with a costume from another series.

Well, it IS a good costume! It’s the most popular scene of the most popular girl for a reason, you know.

: Don’t both the writer and artist from that manga prefer breasts?

Yes, but karma caught up to them it seems.

: Maybe someday it’ll catch up to you too. Until then, enjoy. *presses her ass against Zettai’s face*

CGWVKXTY!

: Hey, not fair! If you all use your big asses on him he won’t love mine any more!

Mistress, I’ll love your dommy ass forever!

: Good! As proof, become my chair!

Yes! *gets in all fours*

: *sits on Zettai’s back* Good boy!

: *sits on Zettai’s back too* This is pretty cool.

: Now continue writing like this, slave!

Mind

Personality
C.C. was born hundreds of years ago, and she was an orphan and a slave until a nun took care of her and gave her the Geass, which in her case manifested as being loved by everyone. Over time she lost control over it and got tired of being loved like crazy by anyone though I’d say that’s better than being hated by everyone. Thankfully the nun just wanted to give someone her Code, what makes you immortal and able to bestow the Geass, and C.C. took it. From there on C.C. more or less roamed Earth on random, always getting her nose into historical events and “dying” many times as she was considered a witch. In the show’s present timeline she was captured by Emperor Wakamoto as he was interested in the secret of her immortality and inability to get fat from a pizza-based diet. Okay, just the first one. Lelouch saved her by chance and got the Geass of obedience, anyone would obey one order and just one order. She then seemingly died but appeared on his room a few days later, welp. At first she helped Lelouch in the shadows, but after an incident where Mao kidnapped her C.C.’s presence was revealed to his Order of the Black Knights, where she got a high rank that made people wary of her. She faithfully helped Lelouch tho, even piloting Gawain with him as he’s a lousy mecha pilot. In the S1 finale she “sacrifices” herself to finally defeat Orange-kun so Lelou could go save his imouto. Between seasons she handled things on his absence, and once he was back C.C. kept supporting him, and likewise he supported her during the time she lost her memories and reverted to her pre-Geass weak and shy personality. No, I’m not a big fan of that and prefer the cool C.C. too. She still sided with Lelouch to the very end, and in fact the series ends with her thinking she has changed thanks to him. There are more things, but I’m not gonna spoil everything!

Because of the love thing C.C. became bitter and wary of people, though not in a mean way as she’s more playful and teasing. She’s a smart and reliable ally for those she really cares for however, mainly Lelouch though it’s clear she likes Kallen as well. Calling her a kuudere might be arguable, but she does have a serious side and hides her nature from others. She also loves pizza. Like, really really loves it. She spends a lot of time with the Cheese-kun mascot and is often seen or pictured eating it. She even was very interested in the world’s biggest pizza, made by a Knightmare of course, and was visibly sad when the pizza got ruined. Then again Pizza Hut sponsors this series in Japan. Amusingly in the DS Geass RPG treasure boxes are pizza boxes. And as said above she’s a good mecha pilot, sadly she never gets her own awesome robot like Kallen and Suzaku do. Well, this isn’t entirely true as she gets her own Lancelot variation near the end of the series, pink like her other personal Knightmare from earlier, but being made from spare parts it’s not too great. It has a pilot eject system however, because she REALLY needs it! Mandatory SRW links: her Akatsuki custom and her Lancelot Frontier; yes, sadly she lacks butt cut-ins though at least Kallen has one. All in all C.C. is not perfect but is a very fun character, considering I saw the series for her she was worth it!
Grade: A

Libido
This one is interesting as C.C. has or at least used to have The Power of Love, even if she doesn’t go to Hollywood. Seriously, her Geass was everyone would love her lots instantly, and without needing to show her huge ass even! She kinda got tired of that and that’s why she accepted the Code, though this made her have difficulty trusting people. Lelouch is an exception however, as she ends liking him and even gives him a passionate kiss near the end of the first season. She’s also a tease and likes mocking him which shows a possibly dominant side. There is a recent official image where C.C. rests on a throne and Lelouch sits on the ground resting on her knees, my description sucks but the point is she comes as dominant. Sadly C.C. doesn’t show truly perverse moments, though she has a good base at least.
Grade: B

: Except the ones in this blog, of course.

Right... Can you two please give me a break? I love being a seat, but I’ve stopped feeling my legs five minutes ago...

: Oh, we can fix that *scissorholds one of Zettai’s legs*

: It’s easy. *does the same and both girls then pull HARD, Zettai’s legs going back to normal alongside a pleasure rush*

Thank you!

: No problem. Now finish the blog!

Age
Being an ageless “witch” that has lived for over 600 years C.C. is bound to score well here. She stopped aging at around 15-16 years old which is good as well. Not much to say, non-aging girls are awesome!
Grade: A

Voice
Yukana is a great VA and I love the serious voice she uses for C.C., fitting perfectly her self-confident and teasing personality. Even if I’m not big on her, I like how she plays the childish C.C. too as I like characters with different voices. Odd, I know. As a silly note Yukana also plays Tear Grants from Tales of the Abyss and C.C. in R2 wears a similar costume to hers; it’s probably a coincidence unlike the Chachamaru thing, but nevertheless an amusing one.
Grade: B+

Total: 86 (B+)

: Hmmm, not as high as last week’s but a high score nonetheless... Guess you pass.

Coolio! Wait, pass?

: Wait, coolio?

: Yes, I wanted to see if you were worthy of having one of my pizzas. You are, so be proud!

I am!

: Great, then... *grabs the box she set apart, but finds it cold* ...oh no, we talked for so long the pizza went cold! *is shocked* What a disgrace... Cold pizza isn’t pizza...

: Oh, I know! How about....? *whispers in C.C.’s ear*

: Really?

: Really.

: Well, here we go... *opens the box and sits on the cold pizza* I’ve eaten many pizzas, but never sat on one before...

N-N-D-N-Hah! *stares*

: Seems I have his full attention... Well, time to warm the pizza! *rips a big fart, heating up the pizza slightly*

Y-Y-YEEEES! Err, I mean... Is that a new flavor?

: Yes, and you’ll be the first to taste it! *takes a slice of pizza and shoves it inside Zettai’s mouth*

MMMPH! *eats with tears of bliss*

: While my slave has a healthy meal I’ll give the hint for next week’s girl. *clears throat* Apparently this girl is unique in that she has a butt-focused wardrobe! And no, it’s not one of Zettai’s dumb harem’s girls.