Apr 17, 2014 12:55 AM
ZettaiBlog 66: Striped Stalker
Anime Relations:
Rosario to Vampire, Rosario to Vampire Capu2
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Chiaki: What did you do to make Yuno Gasai get obsessed with you, kidnap you, let you in your underwear and chase us to bring you back after Katja and I saved you?
No idea, but nice recap there!
Katja: Shut up and keep on running! You’re behind us!
Yuno: Zettai~! You’re mine!
By Arceus, she’s persistent!
???: Here, Zettai! *a girl with a Chupa-chups in her mouth pops out from a garbage can and drags Zettai in, then leaves an ice wall behind Katja and Chiaki*
Heeeeeelp! *falls with the girl into the tunnel under the can*
Yuno: You won’t escape! *runs into the ice wall and falls backwards, even doing a backflip* Where did this come from? Eh, who cares. *starts chipping at it*
(Inside the tunnel and into a cave)
Thanks for saving me, you… Oh, you’re…
Mizore: That is correct. And you’re Zettai.
That’s me all right. Even if half-naked right now…
Mizore: Not a problem. Anyway, I’ve read all your blogs. I’m glad I was able to find a man with such a unique personality! *flusters*
Is that a compliment?
Mizore: Let’s have babies! *pushes Zettai down*
B-B-But I always dreamed my first time would be anal! With a girl’s anus, sad this isn’t readily clear…
Mizore: Oh, we can have that. Then make babies!
Calm down, calm down! We can’t show sex scenes, this isn’t Yosuga no Sora!
Mizore: I remember that blog, and all the other imouto ones. I can call you “Oniichan” or “Oniisama” or anything that will help you get in the mood!
Thanks… But how about I write your blog first?
Mizore: Do you plan to bring your assistants here? I read last week’s blog too.
Of course not! This won’t work underground!
Mizore: Hmm, makes sense. I guess I can allow that. Then babies!
Head
Hair
Mizore has lavender hair. It used to be longer, but she cut it at the end of her debut chapter, a far more reasonable time for that to happen than the last few seconds of a 24 episode series. It’s a bit less annoying than other cases since her hair is not too short and it was hard to see her long hair before the haircut, but alas, haircuts are bad by default. As for her actual hairstyle is kinda weird, with “spikes” to the sides and on the top of her head, her bangs covering a bit more the left part of her forehead and the sides of her hair being a bit longer than the rest but not by much. I think it’s meant to resemble a snow cone, but this might be wishful thinking on my part. Some fans draw her with an ahoge, but she’s not Outer Moka. She lacks alternate hairstyles of course, but she does have a “change” when she “transforms” into a Yuki-Onna, as her hair becomes light blue and sometimes longer and “pointier” to resemble icicles. It’s not better than her regular hair, but it’s not much worse and it’s a neat change.
Grade: B
Mizore: I also read your friend’s blogs. I think this blurb is longer than my blog of his was…
Well, it was his 15th blog, give him a break.
Mizore: That wouldn’t justify the better Moka blog he did…*shifts into Yuki-Onna mode and jumps around*
Whoa, calm down! These things just happen; my early blogs are also not as good as current ones. Besides, I think you cut something you shouldn’t…
Mizore: Hmm? *looks down to notice she cut her skirt’s wristband, so it falls down letting her striped panties-clad behind on plain sight* Eh, I had to take it off at some point. Not important.
Eyes
Hey, blue eyes, been a while. That said, I don’t mind them as much as other cases. First she’s the only girl in the main cast with blue eyes and eye colors in general are pretty varied. More importantly her eyes are VERY blue. I mean it; the part that is normally black on her is just dark blue. It’s a bit odd but looks nice I think, it emphasizes her status as a Yuki-Onna in a nice way. Blue also goes with her hair color. The shape isn’t bad at all either, being tsurime and keeping them half-closed for bonus point. The only real “but” is she’s never seen wearing glasses; Ikeda thinks they’re for teachers only.
Grade: B
Body
Build
Pretty average but shifting toward my tastes. Her height is 156 cm which is just barely outside from my ideal size, but hey, no one cares for 1 cm. She’s at least shorter than Tsukune the main guy, so there’s that. Her weight is 45 kg so she’s good for anime standards. Finally her measurements are 83C-56-85, making her bottom-heavy even if slightly. This matters when considering every single other girl with measurements except Miss Nekonome is top heavy, boo! Fine, Outer Moka is balanced, but then Inner Moka crashes against the 90HB and Kurumu crashes even harder, so who cares. Sadly despite her measurements Mizore still manages to stand out more for her chest due to her bad habit of trying to conquer Tsukune by flashing her breasts to him. Mooning, pfft, who tries that, it’s not like HE was the werewolf. They even say her nipples look like cherries. That said this only happens a few times and only the anime shows them, so it’s not too bad. Otherwise her body is kinda nice, nothing too exaggerated but not totally slender either. Her flat stomach is nice at least. There is a chapter where she and the rest of the main girls are seen briefly as Yukari-sized lolis to rush at a lolicom who later on becomes a good guy. Yeah, really. It was short but sweet. Also, since it sorta relates to her body, know she’s cold to the touch because of her yuki-onna status and she’s always suckling on that candy to keep herself cold.
Grade: B
Butt
As said Mizore’s butt is bigger than her chest but just barely. While it’s not shown as much as her breast it does have some pretty nice shots. In addition, she wears beautiful STRIPED panties that make her ass look bigger and are just cute in general. More girls should wear them! Or thongs! Or striped thongs!
Grade: C+
Mizore: Oooh, Zettai’s butt praise moment. Always look forward to it!
Glad to know you’re enjoying my blog… Hey, may I ask you a question?
Mizore: Sure, but you already know my measurements. Do you want to know my anal circumference?
Egad, no. What is this, FATAL? I just want to know if… Well… If yuki-onna let out cold farts…
Mizore: Of course we do. Have a sample. *turns around and pulls Zettai’s face towards her butt, then rips a loud one* Cold enough for you?
Y-Y-Yes… It’s co-o-old… But still s-s-sexy… ACHOO!
Mizore: I don’t know if you’re sneezing or hail from Fabul.
Sneezing, I need clothes…
Mizore: How about my body warmth? *hugs Zettai*
You… Don’t… Have… Bodily… Warmth… *Zettai’s teeth clap together as he speaks*
Mizore: Sorry, sorry.*gets away*
Phew, after that this is almost a relief. Onto the blog!
Mizore: Hooray.
Clothes
Sadly Mizore doesn’t wear the school uniform, given it’s a blazer-type. Then again half the girls are the same, sadly. Instead she wears a white and dark blue sweater with her shoulders out and a pouch, a sleeveless black shirt under that, a miniskirt, a random belt on her left thigh because, and striped thighhighs! The stripes matter, they make them a lot better and more appealing, plus not many girls wear them so she stands out. Her panties are also striped, the usual blue stripes type as opposed to the pink and purple stripes of her thighhighs. She wears other outfits occasionally but not many, the best being the gym uniform if sadly with navy blue buruma. Other good noteworthy ones are a one-piece dark blue swimsuit but sadly not a sukumizu and a maid costume. Official art adds a few more like a towel, various bikinis, several idol costumes with the best being a sexy black one, and a gym leotard. There are a few more in the manga, like a wedding dress and a black shirt with a red tie from a famous title cover. She could wear more but at least her choices are solid.
Grade: A-
Mind
Personality
Mizore is a Yuki-Onna or Snow Woman, a kind of “youkai” that gets travelers in snow lost. She’s the last girl of the main quartet to appear, as she’s been absent from school for some time because she confessed to a teacher but it turned out poorly and she froze him. However she returns because she develops quite an obsession with Tsukune, since she thought he was like her, and collects all her school newspaper articles and such. She has problems accepting he won’t return her feelings, this is yandere month after all, but eventually warms up to the group after Tsukune saves him from the teacher trying to get revenge. Don’t feel bad for him, he tried to abuse her. Afterwards she became part of the main cast, helping a little with the newspaper but more fighting the bad guys and stuff as this is an old-fashioned manga and suddenly becomes a fighting shounen after several volumes. Like a good yandere she keeps stalking Tsukune and showing up from many different places to watch him or interact with him, even appearing on the human world sometimes. In the second season of the manga we find out why she’s always so horny: Apparently Yuki-Onna are only fertile for a short amount of time. I have no idea what the hell kind of natural selection leads to that, but Youkai don’t make much sense so whatever. In fact the arc is about her being forced to marry main villain Alucard until Tsukune and friends save her, but she doesn’t want to be with them any longer since he kissed her against her will and she considers herself to be now filthy. Man, poor girl is like a clumsy gazelle, she attracts all the predators. Thankfully Kurumu kisses her to prove a kiss can be sweet too and she cheers up, and so did the yuri fanboys. Afterwards she remains with Tsukune and the rest to the end, helping in all their many tough fights and difficult moments. Sadly the epilogue comes the 19th and not the 14th so I can’t cover it, boo my bad reading comprehension.
As you can picture Mizore is a yandere, but she’s also a kuudere since she doesn’t show much emotion except when it comes to Tsukune. Both are great character types and the combination of them more so. Mizore is also very perverted; possibly the most in the entire harem and that includes a SUCCUBUS! In fact said succubus, that Kurumi girl mentioned above, is basically her rival and they usually try to outdo each other. They do get along pretty well at the end, not just for the kiss but they even come with several combination attacks! Of course, this is a fighting show and people have attacks. Mizore is an Ice-Type which sucks because they have almost no resistances and yet too many weaknesses. Woops, wrong franchise. Well, Mizore uses ice as said and can do a lot of tricks with it, from simple icicle bullets and her trademark ice claws, bub, to clearly more elaborate tricks like ice clones to distract enemies. As a youkai she’s also tougher and stronger than the average human. Once she can’t keep up she trains with Kurumu under Gin’ei to become stronger and that’s where they figure at least 15 different combination attacks, none of which involve breast missiles. All in all Mizore is an interesting character, though given she’s not the main heroine she ends a bit forgotten at times, but not too bad when compared to OTHER shows. By the way, her name means Sleet, while her mother Tsurara’s name is Icicle. How cool, icy puns!
Grade: A
Libido
As said, Mizore’s obsession and pursuit of Tsukune is one of her main traits, so you can bet this will be pretty high. And it is, especially given her desire of copulating with him at all times! Fine, it’s partially due to her biological clock being in haste, but still. Oddly she can be pretty innocent, given she felt impure after Alucard kissed and fondled her. Well, y’know, of course she’d hate that, but you get what I mean. This isn’t exactly bad mind you. As a note, since Kurumu kissed her in that arc some fans went on to pair the two of them together when no other reasons for this pair to happen exist. Turns out that whatever the yuri-loving equivalent of fujoshi is called is just as bad as, well, fujoshi. Do note Mizore isn’t as bad as other yanderes as she can accept Tsukune being with Moka, she just plans to keep stalking him anyway. In fact all girls but Moka do agree with the idea of a harem end, too bad he doesn’t!
Grade: A
Mizore: Hmm? I don’t know much about the human world, but I thought men liking lesbians was normal.
For most it’s more “Hooray, three-way potential” than “Hooray, homosexual women” to put it simply.
Mizore: So which one are you, Zettai? If you’re the former I might try talking with that Mistress of yours and…
…Let’s continue with the blog!
Mizore: Eh, I’ll try it anyway.
Age
Typical for these shows Mizore is in high school, first year in the first season and second in the second. Her birthday is kinda late, in December 7th, making her closer to 15 and 16 respectively.
Grade: B+
Voice
Rie Kugimiya has a cute voice, but now she’s not doing the tsundere lolis she’s most known for. She’s doing a yankuudere, and the best part is that she’s amazing at it. She needs more non-standard roles! Not shotas, but otherwise.
Grade: A
Total: 82 (B+)
Mizore: Hey, more than what Topaz gave me. But barely.
Well, you’re more his tastes than Yuno.
Mizore: My hair isn’t pink and I’m not a middle schooler… Makes sense.
Yuno: Yes! *heard from behind the door* Did you call me, Zettai? *breaks a hole in the door and pops her head in it* Here’s Yuno, Zettai~!
Mizore: And here is my claw! *quickly shifts into Yuki-onna and slashes at the floating head, but misses* Stupid Cut’s 95% accuracy!
Yuno: Hah! *outright breaks the door* Oh yeah! *tosses her axe up in the air in a spinning manner, grabs it when it falls down and axes Mizore* Goodbye.
Oh, don’t be so sure…
Yuno: Eh?
Mizore: … *the “Mizore” Yuno “killed” melts and turns out to be an ice statue, so the real Mizore appears behind Yuno and kicks her* Surprise.
Yuno: How the hell did you do that? I gave you no time! *slashes at Mizore*
Mizore: I can be really fast with my ice dummies. *dodges* Just be glad I didn’t make it talk and bleed, those take extra time or a terrible author.
Yuno: I don’t care! Just go away so I can be with Zettai! *keeps slashing*
Mizore: Come to think of it, where’s him?
Yuno: Of course my dear is… *can’t find Zettai* Oh, dammit. It’s all your fault!
Mizore: Yours. I’ve dealt with cow succubi I can deal with a cow yandere fine.
Yuno: Let me see that! *draws her knife*
(Elsewhere, but not in the place Yuno hid Zettai)
Thanks for rescuing me and giving me clothes offscreen, Mistress Katja!
Katja: Consider it a gift from your Mistress. But don’t get used to it!
Chiaki: At least we’re now on our safe way to home… Maybe…
Chiaki: What did you do to make Yuno Gasai get obsessed with you, kidnap you, let you in your underwear and chase us to bring you back after Katja and I saved you?
No idea, but nice recap there!
Katja: Shut up and keep on running! You’re behind us!
Yuno: Zettai~! You’re mine!
By Arceus, she’s persistent!
???: Here, Zettai! *a girl with a Chupa-chups in her mouth pops out from a garbage can and drags Zettai in, then leaves an ice wall behind Katja and Chiaki*
Heeeeeelp! *falls with the girl into the tunnel under the can*
Yuno: You won’t escape! *runs into the ice wall and falls backwards, even doing a backflip* Where did this come from? Eh, who cares. *starts chipping at it*
(Inside the tunnel and into a cave)
Thanks for saving me, you… Oh, you’re…
Mizore: That is correct. And you’re Zettai.
That’s me all right. Even if half-naked right now…
Mizore: Not a problem. Anyway, I’ve read all your blogs. I’m glad I was able to find a man with such a unique personality! *flusters*
Is that a compliment?
Mizore: Let’s have babies! *pushes Zettai down*
B-B-But I always dreamed my first time would be anal! With a girl’s anus, sad this isn’t readily clear…
Mizore: Oh, we can have that. Then make babies!
Calm down, calm down! We can’t show sex scenes, this isn’t Yosuga no Sora!
Mizore: I remember that blog, and all the other imouto ones. I can call you “Oniichan” or “Oniisama” or anything that will help you get in the mood!
Thanks… But how about I write your blog first?
Mizore: Do you plan to bring your assistants here? I read last week’s blog too.
Of course not! This won’t work underground!
Mizore: Hmm, makes sense. I guess I can allow that. Then babies!
Head
Hair
Mizore has lavender hair. It used to be longer, but she cut it at the end of her debut chapter, a far more reasonable time for that to happen than the last few seconds of a 24 episode series. It’s a bit less annoying than other cases since her hair is not too short and it was hard to see her long hair before the haircut, but alas, haircuts are bad by default. As for her actual hairstyle is kinda weird, with “spikes” to the sides and on the top of her head, her bangs covering a bit more the left part of her forehead and the sides of her hair being a bit longer than the rest but not by much. I think it’s meant to resemble a snow cone, but this might be wishful thinking on my part. Some fans draw her with an ahoge, but she’s not Outer Moka. She lacks alternate hairstyles of course, but she does have a “change” when she “transforms” into a Yuki-Onna, as her hair becomes light blue and sometimes longer and “pointier” to resemble icicles. It’s not better than her regular hair, but it’s not much worse and it’s a neat change.
Grade: B
Mizore: I also read your friend’s blogs. I think this blurb is longer than my blog of his was…
Well, it was his 15th blog, give him a break.
Mizore: That wouldn’t justify the better Moka blog he did…*shifts into Yuki-Onna mode and jumps around*
Whoa, calm down! These things just happen; my early blogs are also not as good as current ones. Besides, I think you cut something you shouldn’t…
Mizore: Hmm? *looks down to notice she cut her skirt’s wristband, so it falls down letting her striped panties-clad behind on plain sight* Eh, I had to take it off at some point. Not important.
Eyes
Hey, blue eyes, been a while. That said, I don’t mind them as much as other cases. First she’s the only girl in the main cast with blue eyes and eye colors in general are pretty varied. More importantly her eyes are VERY blue. I mean it; the part that is normally black on her is just dark blue. It’s a bit odd but looks nice I think, it emphasizes her status as a Yuki-Onna in a nice way. Blue also goes with her hair color. The shape isn’t bad at all either, being tsurime and keeping them half-closed for bonus point. The only real “but” is she’s never seen wearing glasses; Ikeda thinks they’re for teachers only.
Grade: B
Body
Build
Pretty average but shifting toward my tastes. Her height is 156 cm which is just barely outside from my ideal size, but hey, no one cares for 1 cm. She’s at least shorter than Tsukune the main guy, so there’s that. Her weight is 45 kg so she’s good for anime standards. Finally her measurements are 83C-56-85, making her bottom-heavy even if slightly. This matters when considering every single other girl with measurements except Miss Nekonome is top heavy, boo! Fine, Outer Moka is balanced, but then Inner Moka crashes against the 90HB and Kurumu crashes even harder, so who cares. Sadly despite her measurements Mizore still manages to stand out more for her chest due to her bad habit of trying to conquer Tsukune by flashing her breasts to him. Mooning, pfft, who tries that, it’s not like HE was the werewolf. They even say her nipples look like cherries. That said this only happens a few times and only the anime shows them, so it’s not too bad. Otherwise her body is kinda nice, nothing too exaggerated but not totally slender either. Her flat stomach is nice at least. There is a chapter where she and the rest of the main girls are seen briefly as Yukari-sized lolis to rush at a lolicom who later on becomes a good guy. Yeah, really. It was short but sweet. Also, since it sorta relates to her body, know she’s cold to the touch because of her yuki-onna status and she’s always suckling on that candy to keep herself cold.
Grade: B
Butt
As said Mizore’s butt is bigger than her chest but just barely. While it’s not shown as much as her breast it does have some pretty nice shots. In addition, she wears beautiful STRIPED panties that make her ass look bigger and are just cute in general. More girls should wear them! Or thongs! Or striped thongs!
Grade: C+
Mizore: Oooh, Zettai’s butt praise moment. Always look forward to it!
Glad to know you’re enjoying my blog… Hey, may I ask you a question?
Mizore: Sure, but you already know my measurements. Do you want to know my anal circumference?
Egad, no. What is this, FATAL? I just want to know if… Well… If yuki-onna let out cold farts…
Mizore: Of course we do. Have a sample. *turns around and pulls Zettai’s face towards her butt, then rips a loud one* Cold enough for you?
Y-Y-Yes… It’s co-o-old… But still s-s-sexy… ACHOO!
Mizore: I don’t know if you’re sneezing or hail from Fabul.
Sneezing, I need clothes…
Mizore: How about my body warmth? *hugs Zettai*
You… Don’t… Have… Bodily… Warmth… *Zettai’s teeth clap together as he speaks*
Mizore: Sorry, sorry.*gets away*
Phew, after that this is almost a relief. Onto the blog!
Mizore: Hooray.
Clothes
Sadly Mizore doesn’t wear the school uniform, given it’s a blazer-type. Then again half the girls are the same, sadly. Instead she wears a white and dark blue sweater with her shoulders out and a pouch, a sleeveless black shirt under that, a miniskirt, a random belt on her left thigh because, and striped thighhighs! The stripes matter, they make them a lot better and more appealing, plus not many girls wear them so she stands out. Her panties are also striped, the usual blue stripes type as opposed to the pink and purple stripes of her thighhighs. She wears other outfits occasionally but not many, the best being the gym uniform if sadly with navy blue buruma. Other good noteworthy ones are a one-piece dark blue swimsuit but sadly not a sukumizu and a maid costume. Official art adds a few more like a towel, various bikinis, several idol costumes with the best being a sexy black one, and a gym leotard. There are a few more in the manga, like a wedding dress and a black shirt with a red tie from a famous title cover. She could wear more but at least her choices are solid.
Grade: A-
Mind
Personality
Mizore is a Yuki-Onna or Snow Woman, a kind of “youkai” that gets travelers in snow lost. She’s the last girl of the main quartet to appear, as she’s been absent from school for some time because she confessed to a teacher but it turned out poorly and she froze him. However she returns because she develops quite an obsession with Tsukune, since she thought he was like her, and collects all her school newspaper articles and such. She has problems accepting he won’t return her feelings, this is yandere month after all, but eventually warms up to the group after Tsukune saves him from the teacher trying to get revenge. Don’t feel bad for him, he tried to abuse her. Afterwards she became part of the main cast, helping a little with the newspaper but more fighting the bad guys and stuff as this is an old-fashioned manga and suddenly becomes a fighting shounen after several volumes. Like a good yandere she keeps stalking Tsukune and showing up from many different places to watch him or interact with him, even appearing on the human world sometimes. In the second season of the manga we find out why she’s always so horny: Apparently Yuki-Onna are only fertile for a short amount of time. I have no idea what the hell kind of natural selection leads to that, but Youkai don’t make much sense so whatever. In fact the arc is about her being forced to marry main villain Alucard until Tsukune and friends save her, but she doesn’t want to be with them any longer since he kissed her against her will and she considers herself to be now filthy. Man, poor girl is like a clumsy gazelle, she attracts all the predators. Thankfully Kurumu kisses her to prove a kiss can be sweet too and she cheers up, and so did the yuri fanboys. Afterwards she remains with Tsukune and the rest to the end, helping in all their many tough fights and difficult moments. Sadly the epilogue comes the 19th and not the 14th so I can’t cover it, boo my bad reading comprehension.
As you can picture Mizore is a yandere, but she’s also a kuudere since she doesn’t show much emotion except when it comes to Tsukune. Both are great character types and the combination of them more so. Mizore is also very perverted; possibly the most in the entire harem and that includes a SUCCUBUS! In fact said succubus, that Kurumi girl mentioned above, is basically her rival and they usually try to outdo each other. They do get along pretty well at the end, not just for the kiss but they even come with several combination attacks! Of course, this is a fighting show and people have attacks. Mizore is an Ice-Type which sucks because they have almost no resistances and yet too many weaknesses. Woops, wrong franchise. Well, Mizore uses ice as said and can do a lot of tricks with it, from simple icicle bullets and her trademark ice claws, bub, to clearly more elaborate tricks like ice clones to distract enemies. As a youkai she’s also tougher and stronger than the average human. Once she can’t keep up she trains with Kurumu under Gin’ei to become stronger and that’s where they figure at least 15 different combination attacks, none of which involve breast missiles. All in all Mizore is an interesting character, though given she’s not the main heroine she ends a bit forgotten at times, but not too bad when compared to OTHER shows. By the way, her name means Sleet, while her mother Tsurara’s name is Icicle. How cool, icy puns!
Grade: A
Libido
As said, Mizore’s obsession and pursuit of Tsukune is one of her main traits, so you can bet this will be pretty high. And it is, especially given her desire of copulating with him at all times! Fine, it’s partially due to her biological clock being in haste, but still. Oddly she can be pretty innocent, given she felt impure after Alucard kissed and fondled her. Well, y’know, of course she’d hate that, but you get what I mean. This isn’t exactly bad mind you. As a note, since Kurumu kissed her in that arc some fans went on to pair the two of them together when no other reasons for this pair to happen exist. Turns out that whatever the yuri-loving equivalent of fujoshi is called is just as bad as, well, fujoshi. Do note Mizore isn’t as bad as other yanderes as she can accept Tsukune being with Moka, she just plans to keep stalking him anyway. In fact all girls but Moka do agree with the idea of a harem end, too bad he doesn’t!
Grade: A
Mizore: Hmm? I don’t know much about the human world, but I thought men liking lesbians was normal.
For most it’s more “Hooray, three-way potential” than “Hooray, homosexual women” to put it simply.
Mizore: So which one are you, Zettai? If you’re the former I might try talking with that Mistress of yours and…
…Let’s continue with the blog!
Mizore: Eh, I’ll try it anyway.
Age
Typical for these shows Mizore is in high school, first year in the first season and second in the second. Her birthday is kinda late, in December 7th, making her closer to 15 and 16 respectively.
Grade: B+
Voice
Rie Kugimiya has a cute voice, but now she’s not doing the tsundere lolis she’s most known for. She’s doing a yankuudere, and the best part is that she’s amazing at it. She needs more non-standard roles! Not shotas, but otherwise.
Grade: A
Total: 82 (B+)
Mizore: Hey, more than what Topaz gave me. But barely.
Well, you’re more his tastes than Yuno.
Mizore: My hair isn’t pink and I’m not a middle schooler… Makes sense.
Yuno: Yes! *heard from behind the door* Did you call me, Zettai? *breaks a hole in the door and pops her head in it* Here’s Yuno, Zettai~!
Mizore: And here is my claw! *quickly shifts into Yuki-onna and slashes at the floating head, but misses* Stupid Cut’s 95% accuracy!
Yuno: Hah! *outright breaks the door* Oh yeah! *tosses her axe up in the air in a spinning manner, grabs it when it falls down and axes Mizore* Goodbye.
Oh, don’t be so sure…
Yuno: Eh?
Mizore: … *the “Mizore” Yuno “killed” melts and turns out to be an ice statue, so the real Mizore appears behind Yuno and kicks her* Surprise.
Yuno: How the hell did you do that? I gave you no time! *slashes at Mizore*
Mizore: I can be really fast with my ice dummies. *dodges* Just be glad I didn’t make it talk and bleed, those take extra time or a terrible author.
Yuno: I don’t care! Just go away so I can be with Zettai! *keeps slashing*
Mizore: Come to think of it, where’s him?
Yuno: Of course my dear is… *can’t find Zettai* Oh, dammit. It’s all your fault!
Mizore: Yours. I’ve dealt with cow succubi I can deal with a cow yandere fine.
Yuno: Let me see that! *draws her knife*
(Elsewhere, but not in the place Yuno hid Zettai)
Thanks for rescuing me and giving me clothes offscreen, Mistress Katja!
Katja: Consider it a gift from your Mistress. But don’t get used to it!
Chiaki: At least we’re now on our safe way to home… Maybe…
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ZettaiRyouiki
| Apr 17, 2014 12:55 AM |
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