Aug 8, 2010 1:34 AM
An Ero's Day Out
S3 –Side story
~An Ero Day-Out~
~An Ero Day-Out~
He’d turned into an Ero-star...
over night....
over night....
Thanks to the 2 weeks of Toshi’s semi-naked body being stuck to the side of the entire twenty-story hospital; Toshi had become a prisoner to his own home.
With helicopters flying the sky in search for just a glimpse of him, of fan girls stuck to the windows as we had lunch, or phone calls of demands of Toshi taking things off.
I put down the phone
Toshi sighed heavily; though his poster had been taken down due to half of Kyoto having to be emitted into the hospital, which was to the utmost delight of its owner, however for Toshi, sadly found realised that even after four days had passed; That the majority of the fan-girls on the lawn still hadn’t forgotten about him and his toned body.
But just as i was about to warn Toshi not to go out, id realised Toshi was heading for the door for the morning paper, upon opening the white door, he looked horrified to see millions of women were waiting for him.
His breathing hitched upon the site of cameras snapping and the crazy screams of Ero-crazed-fan girls
He closed the door as if in denial of ever seeing anything.
“Na....I’m just...going out the back door.....”
i was about to suggest against it to see he’d gone.
Ringing Risa, I told her we need to stalk him.... for I didn’t want to be a bush-watcher on my own......
~#~
“It looks like he’s heading into the convenience store....”
“You’re not helping yourself...Toshi...” I sighed as I watched him escape the mass-black cloud that was screaming at him to take his shirt off.
I frowned at the oppressive Ero- crowd, but sighed in relief as Toshi ran to the safety of the connivance store. It took awhile for the dark-evil cloud to withdraw, but once it had, the sky opened up again and the sun returned upon Kyoto.....
“Give me trees! I need trees, I can’t hide if its just one!”
Handing Risa another tree to feel happy, we watched on in a mixture of horror and anticipation as we saw Toshi heading towards the front-window where the magazines were displayed
Unbeknown to us, he was merely avoiding Kazama who had walked in after him.
But as we looked onto through binoculars, Kazama made a b-line for the same magazine rack, standing beside Toshi; who had an Ero-magazine covering his face.
Kazama took a moment to scan the magazines, finally pushing back his glasses; his picked up and opened up the Ero-magazine, covering his face as he blushed.
We looked on in shock as sano, who had been trailing Kazama behind lampposts, walked straight in and made a b-line for the same magazine in trying to hide from Heisuke who was training behind him
We watched in horror, as sano also, picked up an Ero-magazine.
All three of them standing trying to hide, apart from Kazama who looked like he was enjoying himself.
Heisuke, not knowing where sano had disappeared to, walked around the front of the store, looking through the window to see if his master was inside. Only to end up with his mouth wide open at the site of the front covers of three open Ero-magazines up.
Heisuke fainted in front of the store.
“Ne... what are ya doing?” Okita popped out from behind Risa, scaring her half to death.
“Give me a tree!”
Risa handed the brown-haired devil half a tree.... though it was more like a tiny bush as she wanted to stay as protected from evil as possible.
Putting the small bush on his head, Okita borrowed risa’s binoculars and stared in the same direction as we were.
“Ne..... isn’t that....”
Me and Risa cringed, the last person we wanted in on this was Okita...
“Hi...JI...KATA-SAN??!!!” Okita’s binoculars slid slowly down from his eyes, his mouth wide open in shock
“He’s more ero- then i gave him credit for.....”
Just as we thought Okita would withdraw and go back home, we started screaming at him, in no-more then a whisper, as Okita broke through the undergrowth, his small green bush still on his head, walking over Heisuke’s corpse to tap on the ero-filled window really loudly
The three magazines fell to acknowledge the knocking, but we covered our ears as nothing but screaming could be heard through out kyoto as Toshi, sano and Kazama saw each other, and what they were holding.
Just as a punch up started next to the magazine rack,
Okita broke into laughter, but decided that he was hungry and so decided to make a b-line for home to get some Dango. That was... until he saw the dark crowd that was hunting for Toshi in backalleys and dustbins.....
Scanning for him with lust.....
Okita grinned like a Cheshire cat.
“Ne...ladies.....”
The dark eyes stopped ferreting through the dustbins to stare coldly at Okita
Okita, by this time, was starting to think maybe taking on this cloud of female-darkness was to much for even him to take on, but he sighed and smirked.
Knowing this was his opportunity to see fur-fly; His green eyes shining with anticipation of seeing Toshi’s crazed face upon the stampede of raging hormones
“Ne.... you all WANT Hijikata-san daiyo ne......”
The ladies looked at each other
“Is THAT his name??!” They all talked among themselves like deranged tweeting birds that were asking to be shot dead
Okita looked a tad scared by the weirdo’s in front of him at they started sharpening pencils ready for autographs....
“Ah, you all wanna know where he is, ne?!” Okita rushed to say again as they were starting to forget he was in front of them.
They started to creep forward like thirsty kittens on the prowl for milk
Okita started to back off slowly
“Ano ne....., you see the store over there with the corpse outside?”
They looked over Okita’s shoulder with drool practically dripping from there lips like wild-demented animals
Okita started to worry about being killed himself as he edged himself slowly away from the darkness.
“Well.. you see......”
“HE’S IN THE STORE BEHIND THE ERO-MAG!!!!”
The moment Okita had blinked, the black darkness had disappeared from in front of him, and all that remained there the left boot marks all over his face as they had already entered the store.
Watching the clouds in the sky after suddenly being pushed onto his back, he smiled to see Risa had rushed to his side; who was, at that moment asking to get revenge for marking his face, Okita on the other hand was lying there praying that Toshi was gonna get 100x times then boot marks.
And not more then five seconds later did the sound of screaming fill the air that was like sweet violin music to his ears.
The sound of clothes tearing, Heisuke crying and sano doing C.P.R while an unaffected Kazama watched on with sparkly eyes like; looking as if his wildest dream had come true
I. on the other hand. Was standing there in horror as my binoculars fell to the floor, as Toshi appeared struggling to get the crazy cloud of evil that was pulling him back into the store
“TOSHI!!!!!!” He made eye contact with me just as he was pulled back in, his kimono falling from his shoulders
As I ran from the bushes, I banged by hands upon the glass doors as they closed,
“Toshi......” I couldn’t see in the store any longer because of the amount of raging females that possessed the store.
But to my relief the police officer from a few weeks back; reappeared like a sakura mist, with a puff of smoke; he appeared before the rioting store, the sight of sano and Toshi appearing every few seconds up and down in the cloud of evil, one trying to trying to perform C.P.R on the fallen and one making them fall by acts of fighting them back.
~#~
Risa and Okita, drawn by the sound of screaming; appeared next to me in front of the store-front, noticing this time, Okita had an ice bag upon his head from the bumps he’d suffered from the gathering-darkness
Okita though, was more bothered about watching with fascination as Toshi was pressed up against the glass,
Okita laughed and started tapping at the window like tormenting a puppy in pet store
“Enjoying it in there??!!! HIJIKATA-SAN??!!!!”
Risa held his hand down.
“Do you want to go in there?!”
“Eeh you mad, leave him, its justice after all. And it’s fun to see him being groped”
“SOUJI DON’T SAY THAT!!”
I tried the best I could, but I couldn’t, for the love of god, open the glass doors.
“Toshi!!!!!!”
Just as I was looking for something to break the glass, I watched in a mixture of horror and fascination as the police officer smirked and confidently phased through the glass as if it wasn’t there
“Is some kind of ghost or something?”
Risa looked to see Okita now had the bush back on his head in order to hide his profile from the officer who was now within the store
He parted the wave of pure darkness that was nothing more then a wave of screaming hands as he made a b-line for Kazama who was standing laughing with his ero-hon firmly within his grasp.
“Die Hijikata-san, its the death that suits you most you flea bitten mongrel!”
“He just wanted an Ero-magazine??!!!!!” I banged my head on the glass door to see the officer picked up a magazine too
“OI ERO-OFFICER!!!!!”
I banged on the window. Save Toshi before he gets killed!!”
The officer lowered his magazine to see Toshi with his back pressed against the glass of the refrigerated doors, his flashlight in hand, his kimono barely hanging on
The sight of grabbing hands and squeals of delight, as the hands grew closer
I had to think, what could distract them long enough to get him away from them
It was then it hit me
“SANO STRIP OFF NAKED!!!!!!”
Okita choked on his Dango
Risa patted him on the back hard in horror...Heisuke...... cried
“EEEHHH??????” I could see even Toshi was horrified, but it was either order sano to “show everything he owned” or Toshi be attacked by millions of hands...
I held up a tin of now-rare panda-dog food, rare because we’d all eaten it all over the past few weeks
“PANDA??!!! DOG FOOD??!!!! JA NE KA?!!!!!!”
“Ah, i’ll give it you if you strip! Pleeeeeeeeeease strip sano!!!!”
Sano came closer to the window to check if the food was genuine.
“Oi,oi, is that all my fantastic manly-body is worth??”
I sighed knowing the many hands were getting closer and closer to Toshi’s body
“TWO panda-food then??!!!”
“AW!!!”
“OMG SANO-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DON’T DO IT!!!!”
Just the toshi was about to get attacked by the raging fan-girls,
Sano stood proudly as a devoted family-man on top of the magazine rack
“Oi, LADIES!!!!!! KOCHI!!!”
The cold autumn breeze blew past, the birds stopped singing, Heisuke fainted and everyone’s mouths fell open in pure horror as sano stood naked as the day he was born upon the magazine rack
“GOT AN EYE FULL YET LADIES??!!!”
Sano put his hands firmly on his naked hips
Kazama choked and complained he was going to be sick.
The police officer got the handcuffs out with a blush and the entire store full of crazed women fell to the floor in silence. Blood now covering the floor in something out of a horror movie
Just as the doors were free from the pressing bodies of darkness against them, Toshi ran for it,
The handcuffs were now chained to sano’s wrists and Toshi was outside.
Just as sano was escorted out of the store, he turned to me to receive the dog-food id promised him.
With Toshi having a hand over my eyes, saving me from the horror that was “naked sano”, I held them out.
Feeling he’d taken them from me. Toshi removed his hand to see sano strutting down the street with the officer of kyoto bare naked,
“Omg... eeee kaze da na!!!!!” He cheered in happiness upon feeling the cold breeze
Heisuke.... remained dead on the floor.
I felt sorry for him, for this time..... there was no C.P.R
In pre relief, I hugged Toshi close,
“I didn’t think you’d survive...Toshi......”
“Ah... neither did I....” he smiled warmly
“Awwww, now you wont be groped to death, you’re missing out Hijikata-san”
“Ne...souji....Why don’t you go in there then and experience it?”
“Ah, there’s no fun unless they want you.... unlike “you” na... Hijikata---san!”
Toshi narrowed his eyes.
“You called them... didn’t you, you yarou??!!!”
“Ah, I don’t know what your talking about, ne risa-chan!?”
Risa smiled warily like she didn’t want to be apart of it
“Anywayz! We better go before they wake, they’ll be after you again once the effect of naked-sano wears off...!”
Okita looked inside the bloodstained store to see Kazama standing there amongst the bodies and blood. Back to reading his ero-hon in the window.
“Something tells me,.... they wont survive what they just saw.......”
As Kazama, the only one who now hand free roaming rights was left standing.
We all sighed as the cold breeze blew through our hair.
With sun shining above and naked sano now in the distance. We all walked home.
Never to speak of our Ero-experience at the connivance store...ever.. again!
~The End~
2nd August 2010
omg, i think I’m scared for life XD and thanks to this ff, I’ve gained a habit ;^; lol but it was worth it XDDDD 5 pages turned into 8, but its better then 30 na! XD short and sweet but explained Toshi’s impact as an Ero-star XD lets just hope sano puts some clothes on XDDDDDDDDDD
Otherwise You'll get ill sano!!! XDDDDD
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