Dec 17, 2012 7:17 PM
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Angel Beats!
Angel Beats!
Yuzuru: Um… Can I go over there?
Yuri: What?! Why?! You make no sense! Why would you do that?!
Are you an Idiot? Do you want to try dying?!
That's a joke you'll hear a lot in this world where you can't die.
Well? Was it funny?
Yuzuru: M-My Impressions of your joke aside…At the very least, I'd probably have a more sensible conversation with her then someone who points guns at girls.
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Yuzuru: Um..ahh.. Good evening.
Um..Someone's aiming a gun at you. They said you were an angel or something...
Kanade: u.I'm not an angel.
Yuzuru: I though so. Then-
Kanade: I'm the student council president.
Yuzuru: *sigh* I'm an idiot. That girl was making fun of me. Dammit!
I don't even know who I am…*sigh* I guess I'll go to a hospital.
Kanade: There are no hospitals here.
Yuzuru: Huh? Why not?
Kanade: People don't get sick here.
Yuzuru: Don't get sick here?
Kanade: Because everyone's dead.
Yuzuru: Huh? Ah! I get it!. You're in on this too!
You're trying to trick me! So this amnesia is your doing too?!
Kanade: Memory loss is quite common when people come here.
If you die in an accident, your head gets damaged, after all.
Yuzuru: Then prove it! If I'm already dead, I can't die agai...
Kanade: Hand sonic. *Her Right hand turns into a blade and stab yuzuru in his chest*
——————————————
Noda: Do you wanna die?
Yuzuru: Oh, I get it! What was it.…Hahaha..This is interesting.That's a joke for a world you can't die in, right?Good sense!
Noda: A hundred times! die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die diedie die die diedie die die die!!
*he hit Yuzuru 100 times with his lance while saying die die die die (Noda's special attack XD)*
Noda: if you ever disgrace Yurippe (Yurippe refer to Yuri) again, we'll have another dance.
*After saying that..Noda left the infirmary room and yuzuru is lying on the ground in his pool of blood*
-A few minutes later-
*He finally get's up and shouting*
Yuzuru:Are you trying to kill me?! Wait, I guess I was too late for that comeback…
——————————————————
Yuzuru was trying to enter the Principal's Office but got caught in a trap which knock him out and while he wakes up.. He hear some unfamiliar voices….
Fujimaki:Fine, then how about this? The "You're-gonna-die! Battlefront"!
Yuri: That makes it sound like I'm going to get killed.
Fujimaki: No, I'm talking about that girl.
Yuri: Okay, then look at this way. *Yuzuru just woke up at this moment.*
You're-gonna-die! Battlefront.
Fujimaki: Oh crap! It really does feel like i'm going to get killed.
Yuri *sigh* Any others? No good Ideas?
Hinata: How about this? The "Flashback Battlefront"!
Yuri: That's just before you die.
Matsushita: Then how about this then? "I-want-to-disappear Battlefront"!
Yuri: That sounds like you're prepared to die!
Masami: "Absolute death battlefront"?
Yuri: This isn't absolute death!
Oyama: Then how about "Invincible Battle Fleet"?
Yuri: And now we're no longer a battlefront...
Fujimaki: "Honorable Defeat Squadron"!
Yuri: I'm going to punch you.
Hinata: "The Wright Brothers"!
Yuri: Have you no shame * and she slapped Hinata in his face*
It has to end in "Battlefront"! I'm not giving way on that!
We're the front line in this battlefield! Doesn't anyone have a decent suggestion?
———————————————————
Yuzuru: What the hell's with you guys? Don't drag me into this!
I want to disappear as soon as possible!
Takamatsu: You want to disappear? Even though you're here?
Yuzuru: Yeah that's right!
Yuri: i explained it to him.
Takamatsu: You want to be erased without even resisting?
Yuzuru: Yeah!
Takamatsu: Then you want to become a water flea without even resisting?
Yuzuru: Yeah! Huh? Water flea?
Fujimaki: Ha. You think souls only reside in human bodies?
Shiina: How shallow-minded.
Matsushita: You might become a barnacle or a hermit crab or maybe a sea slater.
Yuzuru: Ha? That's impossible!
Takamatsu: Your face says "I don't have the time to point out all that your examples live in the water". Incidentally, there's no particular reason.
Fujimaki: Well then, get out of here. You're gonna go do what Angel says and reincarnate as barnacle, right? Become a barnacle and get eaten by someone.
That'd be good reincarnation for you.
Yuzuru: Barnacle? *he start imaging about Barnacle*
Oyama: Heh! You can eat barnacles?
Takamatsu: Some of them are edible.
Hinata: I had no idea…
Shiina: How shallow-minded.
Yuri: Now now everyone, don't bully him like that. The poor thing..
We, the….Uh..What were we again?
Fujimaki: Barnacle Battlefront.
Yuri: Right! We, the Barnacle— *she slaps Fujimaki*
Yuri We're changing it back! The afterlife Battlefront!
———————————————————
Yuri: But anyway, listen to me. This is the important part.
When we were still in the world of living, death was something that came indiscriminately and randomly. So, there was no way to fight it. But this world is different. As long as you oppose Angel, you'll continue living. You can fight it!
Yuzuru: But wait…What was all that back then? What do you want to do, exactly?
Yuri: Our goal is to erase Angel and then take over this world!
Yuzuru: uh?
Yuri: You only got here, so it can't be helped if you're confused. Try to be more flexible. Just accept things as they are.
Yuzuru: And.. fight? Against Angel?
Yuri: That's right. Along with us.
Yuzuru: Oh…
*then suddenly Noda appears*
Noda: Not so fast, Yuripp—*but got knock out of the school building by the huge hamer trap Xd*
Fujimaka: That idiot. He fell for his own trap…
Yuzuru: So that's what happened to me?
———————————————————————
Yuzuru: Okay then! *he accept the invite of joining Yuri's battlefront*
What's the password?
Yuri: *smiles* "No God, no Buddha, no Angels".
I'm Yuri, the leader of this battlefront. And this is Hinata-kun.
As you can see, he's a slob, but every now and then he pulls through.
Hinata: hmm…Ah. Yep, I—*trys to act cool*
That doesn't make me look good at all!
Yuri: This is Matsushita-kun.
Hinata: are you trying to ignore me?
Yuri: He's a Judo 5th Dan, so everyone calls him Matsushita 5th Dan out of respect.
Matsushita: Pleased to meet ya.
Hinata: Hmpf.
Yuri: This is Oyama-kun. He specializes in having absolutely no specialty.
Oyama: Welcome to the battlefront.
TK: Come on, let's dance!
Yuzuru: I'm not dancing here…
Yuri: That's his way of saying hi. We call him TK
He's kind of a mysterious guy and nobody knows his real name.
Yuri: You're okay working with a guy like that?
The guy who keeps propping up his glasses to look smart is Takamatsu-kun.
In reality, he's an idiot.
Yuzuru: Ha?
Takamatsu: Pleased to meet you.
Yuzuru: ahh….
Yuri: And that's Fujimaki-kun.
Fujimaki: I'm Fujimaki, Kid.
Yuzuru: I'm not a kid.
Yuri: And the guy who went flying earlier is Noda-kun.
The girl who keeps saying "how shallow-minded" in the shadows is Shiina-san.
Sitting over here is Iwasawa-san, Leader of the diversionary squad.
There are few dozen more members around the school who aren't here at the moment.
————————————————
Yuzuru: Speaking of which, why am I in a different uniform form you guys?
Yuri: You're not the on who's different, it's us who are.
That's the model student uniform. This is our "Class 3S" uniform.
———
Yuzuru: What about them?
Yuri: hmm? They're in the middle of club activities or going home.
Yuzuru: You don't participate?
Yuri: If we did, we'd disappear.
Yuzuru: What?
Yuri: If us people attend class and join clubs like Angel says, we'd disappear.
Yuzuru: "people"? You almost sound like you're saying that those aren't people.
Yuri Exactly. They're NPC's.
Yuzuru: NPC's?
Yuri: You haven't hear of that? "Non-player characters"
Yuzuru: We're in a game now?
Yuri: It was just an analogy. I mean they're models that have been here since the start of this world.
Yuzuru: So they aren't conscious? If you talk to them, do they give the same answer every time?
Yuri: Why don't you try it? You probably wouldn't be able to figure out the difference between us and them since you just got here.
Yuzuru: uh? You can converse with them?
Yuri: try poking a girls up the ass.
Yuzuru: Up the ass?
Yuri: They'll run away or kick you.
Yuzuru: Well-made, aren't they…Are the teachers NPC to?
Yuri: That's right. NPC's don't age. Same with us.
————————————
Yuzuru: Turthfully speaking, I haven't actually joined the battlefront.
What I want more then anything right now…Is to buy enough time to recover all my memories. That's all. After that…I don't know.
—————————————————————————
Yuri: First off, in order to get you used to things, I'll have you participate in a simple operation. It's name is "Operation Tornado".
Matsushita: That's a big one.
Yuzuru: T-Tornado…* He Image a big Tornade*
Yuri: We're going to lift meal tickets from the students!
Yuzuru: You'd steal something like that?! And that's not big at all!
That's just bullying! I'm disappointed in you! Just because you have so many member and weapons!
—————————————
Yuzuru: With this leadership and power, she could make anything happen.
But instead, she just eating and living so simply. There's really only one enemy.
Just Angel. We're only fighting against her. But does dat justify those actions?
No, it's too soon to think about that…Because… I don't remember anything.
Yuzuru: Um… Can I go over there?
Yuri: What?! Why?! You make no sense! Why would you do that?!
Are you an Idiot? Do you want to try dying?!
That's a joke you'll hear a lot in this world where you can't die.
Well? Was it funny?
Yuzuru: M-My Impressions of your joke aside…At the very least, I'd probably have a more sensible conversation with her then someone who points guns at girls.
—————————————————————
Yuzuru: Um..ahh.. Good evening.
Um..Someone's aiming a gun at you. They said you were an angel or something...
Kanade: u.I'm not an angel.
Yuzuru: I though so. Then-
Kanade: I'm the student council president.
Yuzuru: *sigh* I'm an idiot. That girl was making fun of me. Dammit!
I don't even know who I am…*sigh* I guess I'll go to a hospital.
Kanade: There are no hospitals here.
Yuzuru: Huh? Why not?
Kanade: People don't get sick here.
Yuzuru: Don't get sick here?
Kanade: Because everyone's dead.
Yuzuru: Huh? Ah! I get it!. You're in on this too!
You're trying to trick me! So this amnesia is your doing too?!
Kanade: Memory loss is quite common when people come here.
If you die in an accident, your head gets damaged, after all.
Yuzuru: Then prove it! If I'm already dead, I can't die agai...
Kanade: Hand sonic. *Her Right hand turns into a blade and stab yuzuru in his chest*
——————————————
Noda: Do you wanna die?
Yuzuru: Oh, I get it! What was it.…Hahaha..This is interesting.That's a joke for a world you can't die in, right?Good sense!
Noda: A hundred times! die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die diedie die die diedie die die die!!
*he hit Yuzuru 100 times with his lance while saying die die die die (Noda's special attack XD)*
Noda: if you ever disgrace Yurippe (Yurippe refer to Yuri) again, we'll have another dance.
*After saying that..Noda left the infirmary room and yuzuru is lying on the ground in his pool of blood*
-A few minutes later-
*He finally get's up and shouting*
Yuzuru:Are you trying to kill me?! Wait, I guess I was too late for that comeback…
——————————————————
Yuzuru was trying to enter the Principal's Office but got caught in a trap which knock him out and while he wakes up.. He hear some unfamiliar voices….
Fujimaki:Fine, then how about this? The "You're-gonna-die! Battlefront"!
Yuri: That makes it sound like I'm going to get killed.
Fujimaki: No, I'm talking about that girl.
Yuri: Okay, then look at this way. *Yuzuru just woke up at this moment.*
You're-gonna-die! Battlefront.
Fujimaki: Oh crap! It really does feel like i'm going to get killed.
Yuri *sigh* Any others? No good Ideas?
Hinata: How about this? The "Flashback Battlefront"!
Yuri: That's just before you die.
Matsushita: Then how about this then? "I-want-to-disappear Battlefront"!
Yuri: That sounds like you're prepared to die!
Masami: "Absolute death battlefront"?
Yuri: This isn't absolute death!
Oyama: Then how about "Invincible Battle Fleet"?
Yuri: And now we're no longer a battlefront...
Fujimaki: "Honorable Defeat Squadron"!
Yuri: I'm going to punch you.
Hinata: "The Wright Brothers"!
Yuri: Have you no shame * and she slapped Hinata in his face*
It has to end in "Battlefront"! I'm not giving way on that!
We're the front line in this battlefield! Doesn't anyone have a decent suggestion?
———————————————————
Yuzuru: What the hell's with you guys? Don't drag me into this!
I want to disappear as soon as possible!
Takamatsu: You want to disappear? Even though you're here?
Yuzuru: Yeah that's right!
Yuri: i explained it to him.
Takamatsu: You want to be erased without even resisting?
Yuzuru: Yeah!
Takamatsu: Then you want to become a water flea without even resisting?
Yuzuru: Yeah! Huh? Water flea?
Fujimaki: Ha. You think souls only reside in human bodies?
Shiina: How shallow-minded.
Matsushita: You might become a barnacle or a hermit crab or maybe a sea slater.
Yuzuru: Ha? That's impossible!
Takamatsu: Your face says "I don't have the time to point out all that your examples live in the water". Incidentally, there's no particular reason.
Fujimaki: Well then, get out of here. You're gonna go do what Angel says and reincarnate as barnacle, right? Become a barnacle and get eaten by someone.
That'd be good reincarnation for you.
Yuzuru: Barnacle? *he start imaging about Barnacle*
Oyama: Heh! You can eat barnacles?
Takamatsu: Some of them are edible.
Hinata: I had no idea…
Shiina: How shallow-minded.
Yuri: Now now everyone, don't bully him like that. The poor thing..
We, the….Uh..What were we again?
Fujimaki: Barnacle Battlefront.
Yuri: Right! We, the Barnacle— *she slaps Fujimaki*
Yuri We're changing it back! The afterlife Battlefront!
———————————————————
Yuri: But anyway, listen to me. This is the important part.
When we were still in the world of living, death was something that came indiscriminately and randomly. So, there was no way to fight it. But this world is different. As long as you oppose Angel, you'll continue living. You can fight it!
Yuzuru: But wait…What was all that back then? What do you want to do, exactly?
Yuri: Our goal is to erase Angel and then take over this world!
Yuzuru: uh?
Yuri: You only got here, so it can't be helped if you're confused. Try to be more flexible. Just accept things as they are.
Yuzuru: And.. fight? Against Angel?
Yuri: That's right. Along with us.
Yuzuru: Oh…
*then suddenly Noda appears*
Noda: Not so fast, Yuripp—*but got knock out of the school building by the huge hamer trap Xd*
Fujimaka: That idiot. He fell for his own trap…
Yuzuru: So that's what happened to me?
———————————————————————
Yuzuru: Okay then! *he accept the invite of joining Yuri's battlefront*
What's the password?
Yuri: *smiles* "No God, no Buddha, no Angels".
I'm Yuri, the leader of this battlefront. And this is Hinata-kun.
As you can see, he's a slob, but every now and then he pulls through.
Hinata: hmm…Ah. Yep, I—*trys to act cool*
That doesn't make me look good at all!
Yuri: This is Matsushita-kun.
Hinata: are you trying to ignore me?
Yuri: He's a Judo 5th Dan, so everyone calls him Matsushita 5th Dan out of respect.
Matsushita: Pleased to meet ya.
Hinata: Hmpf.
Yuri: This is Oyama-kun. He specializes in having absolutely no specialty.
Oyama: Welcome to the battlefront.
TK: Come on, let's dance!
Yuzuru: I'm not dancing here…
Yuri: That's his way of saying hi. We call him TK
He's kind of a mysterious guy and nobody knows his real name.
Yuri: You're okay working with a guy like that?
The guy who keeps propping up his glasses to look smart is Takamatsu-kun.
In reality, he's an idiot.
Yuzuru: Ha?
Takamatsu: Pleased to meet you.
Yuzuru: ahh….
Yuri: And that's Fujimaki-kun.
Fujimaki: I'm Fujimaki, Kid.
Yuzuru: I'm not a kid.
Yuri: And the guy who went flying earlier is Noda-kun.
The girl who keeps saying "how shallow-minded" in the shadows is Shiina-san.
Sitting over here is Iwasawa-san, Leader of the diversionary squad.
There are few dozen more members around the school who aren't here at the moment.
————————————————
Yuzuru: Speaking of which, why am I in a different uniform form you guys?
Yuri: You're not the on who's different, it's us who are.
That's the model student uniform. This is our "Class 3S" uniform.
———
Yuzuru: What about them?
Yuri: hmm? They're in the middle of club activities or going home.
Yuzuru: You don't participate?
Yuri: If we did, we'd disappear.
Yuzuru: What?
Yuri: If us people attend class and join clubs like Angel says, we'd disappear.
Yuzuru: "people"? You almost sound like you're saying that those aren't people.
Yuri Exactly. They're NPC's.
Yuzuru: NPC's?
Yuri: You haven't hear of that? "Non-player characters"
Yuzuru: We're in a game now?
Yuri: It was just an analogy. I mean they're models that have been here since the start of this world.
Yuzuru: So they aren't conscious? If you talk to them, do they give the same answer every time?
Yuri: Why don't you try it? You probably wouldn't be able to figure out the difference between us and them since you just got here.
Yuzuru: uh? You can converse with them?
Yuri: try poking a girls up the ass.
Yuzuru: Up the ass?
Yuri: They'll run away or kick you.
Yuzuru: Well-made, aren't they…Are the teachers NPC to?
Yuri: That's right. NPC's don't age. Same with us.
————————————
Yuzuru: Turthfully speaking, I haven't actually joined the battlefront.
What I want more then anything right now…Is to buy enough time to recover all my memories. That's all. After that…I don't know.
—————————————————————————
Yuri: First off, in order to get you used to things, I'll have you participate in a simple operation. It's name is "Operation Tornado".
Matsushita: That's a big one.
Yuzuru: T-Tornado…* He Image a big Tornade*
Yuri: We're going to lift meal tickets from the students!
Yuzuru: You'd steal something like that?! And that's not big at all!
That's just bullying! I'm disappointed in you! Just because you have so many member and weapons!
—————————————
Yuzuru: With this leadership and power, she could make anything happen.
But instead, she just eating and living so simply. There's really only one enemy.
Just Angel. We're only fighting against her. But does dat justify those actions?
No, it's too soon to think about that…Because… I don't remember anything.
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