Dec 7, 2009 4:56 AM
a short skit
"A short skit" by karuhigamiDURV
Characters: Miko, Tony, Angela and Ewan
Setting: Mr. Hiyan’s office
Mr. Hiyan: Good Morning kids. Come sit, sit down.
Miko: I heard it was urgent. What do you need?
Ewan: Before that, Mr. Hiyan, today, when I used the bathroom, I saw the oddest thing in there.
Miko: What?
Ewan: A spoon.
Tony: …..um….a spoon? You don’t say.
Ewan: Isn’t it weird? I mean why is there a spoon in the bathroom? Someone decided to eat soup??
Mr. Hiyan: I don’t get why you need to tell that to guidance counselor?
Ewan: I guess I was just surprised.
Mr. Hiyan: Uh huh.
Anyways, I want you guys to meet someone. Angela! Send her in.
(Door open and Angela came in with another girl behind her)
Angela: Good Morning guys, this is Andrea. A first year student and is Mr. Hiyan’s 10 o’clock appointment.
Miko: You want us to meet a first year student.
Mr. Hiyan: Exactly!
Tony: Um..well we saw her. So now can we go? Miko need to shower.
Miko: I already showered.
Tony: Ok me. Are you happy Miko? Is it fun humiliating me? Is it?
Angela: Andrea, can you pour Mr. Hiyan a glass of coffee??
(Andrea nodded and walked across the room. Poured coffee in a cup and served it to Mr. Hiyan)
Mr. Hiyan: Thank you Andrea. Can you open the window? Its hot in here.
(Andrea opened the window.)
Angela: Andrea, lick my shoes.
(Andrea nodded and walked towards Angela. She bended down and-)
Miko: (grabs Andrea) Did Mr. Hiyan blackmail you? I know he is mean, but you cannot be seriously thinking of licking her shoes.
Andrea: I-I have to! I must! Please let me go!!!
Ewan: This is strangely a turn on.
Tony: A cute first year girl willing to do anything she was asked of. I’m scared.
Miko: So I am guessing she is never this obedient before.
Mr. Hiyan: That is right. She was called in here when her teacher jokingly ordered her to jump of a building. Luckily she was stopped.
Miko: Then you should treat her immediately.
Mr. Hiyan: Well, this is just an episode of her life. Basically if she does something she will regret, she will stop. And that is why you guys are here.
Tony: You want us to rape her?
Angela: You’re a perv.
Mr. Hiyan: No Tony. I want you guys to accompany her in town. I have a friend there that can cure Andrea’s condition.
Angela: Why did you think he wants you to rape her?
Tony: I don’t know, I thought it was leading to something like that. Like in one of those anime scenes.
Mr. Hiyan: You are excused from your classes so just watch out for her. Easy, right?
Miko: I doubt it. But if it means no math for me, then I am ok with it. But why can’t you come?
Mr. Hiyan: I’m busy. Now go, Angela knows the place so you guys have fun.
(They left the room and the university. The guys then rode a bus.)
Ewan: Hey Andrea, slap yourself.
(Andrea slaps herself)
Miko; Stop that. And you Ewan, shut the hell up.
Andrea: I’m sorry. I just can’t help myself. But I trust Mr. Hiyan and he said he has a cure for me.
Tony: Andrea, punch Miko.
(Andrea punches Miko.)
Miko: Tony!!!
Tony: Sorry, I couldn’t resist, haha.
Miko: Andrea, punch Tony in the nose.
(Andrea punches Tony in the nose.)
Ewan: She’s a fast puncher. I didn’t see it coming.
Tony: Andrea, punch Miko in the mouth.
(Andrea punches Miko in the mouth)
Andrea: Guys, stop it.
Miko: Andrea, bite Tony.
Tony: Oh no, bite me and I will bite back!!!
Andrea: I-I, I don’t know what to do, please I gotta do it. Please. Please!!
Tony: Damn you’re cute. (Andrea bites Tony in the hand) Arrrggghhhh…..how long is this bus ride?
Angela: We get off at the next stop.
Tony: Andrea, grow 4 more inches.
Andrea: I-I can’t. I’m sorry. I’ll…..I’ll do better, please, you gotta believe me.
Tony: So you can’t do everything you are told.
Angela: We’re here. (points at a restaurant) The friend of Mr. Hiyan is in that restaurant.
Miko: Odd, why a restaurant?
(They walked over the restaurant and sees the friend of Mr. Hiyan)
Miko: Oh my god.
Tony: This is worse than rape.
Ewan: This is worse than death.
Angela: Uh, um…
Good morning Ms. Alvarez.
Ms. Alvarez: Good morning. ^ ^
(to be continued)
Characters: Miko, Tony, Angela and Ewan
Setting: Mr. Hiyan’s office
Mr. Hiyan: Good Morning kids. Come sit, sit down.
Miko: I heard it was urgent. What do you need?
Ewan: Before that, Mr. Hiyan, today, when I used the bathroom, I saw the oddest thing in there.
Miko: What?
Ewan: A spoon.
Tony: …..um….a spoon? You don’t say.
Ewan: Isn’t it weird? I mean why is there a spoon in the bathroom? Someone decided to eat soup??
Mr. Hiyan: I don’t get why you need to tell that to guidance counselor?
Ewan: I guess I was just surprised.
Mr. Hiyan: Uh huh.
Anyways, I want you guys to meet someone. Angela! Send her in.
(Door open and Angela came in with another girl behind her)
Angela: Good Morning guys, this is Andrea. A first year student and is Mr. Hiyan’s 10 o’clock appointment.
Miko: You want us to meet a first year student.
Mr. Hiyan: Exactly!
Tony: Um..well we saw her. So now can we go? Miko need to shower.
Miko: I already showered.
Tony: Ok me. Are you happy Miko? Is it fun humiliating me? Is it?
Angela: Andrea, can you pour Mr. Hiyan a glass of coffee??
(Andrea nodded and walked across the room. Poured coffee in a cup and served it to Mr. Hiyan)
Mr. Hiyan: Thank you Andrea. Can you open the window? Its hot in here.
(Andrea opened the window.)
Angela: Andrea, lick my shoes.
(Andrea nodded and walked towards Angela. She bended down and-)
Miko: (grabs Andrea) Did Mr. Hiyan blackmail you? I know he is mean, but you cannot be seriously thinking of licking her shoes.
Andrea: I-I have to! I must! Please let me go!!!
Ewan: This is strangely a turn on.
Tony: A cute first year girl willing to do anything she was asked of. I’m scared.
Miko: So I am guessing she is never this obedient before.
Mr. Hiyan: That is right. She was called in here when her teacher jokingly ordered her to jump of a building. Luckily she was stopped.
Miko: Then you should treat her immediately.
Mr. Hiyan: Well, this is just an episode of her life. Basically if she does something she will regret, she will stop. And that is why you guys are here.
Tony: You want us to rape her?
Angela: You’re a perv.
Mr. Hiyan: No Tony. I want you guys to accompany her in town. I have a friend there that can cure Andrea’s condition.
Angela: Why did you think he wants you to rape her?
Tony: I don’t know, I thought it was leading to something like that. Like in one of those anime scenes.
Mr. Hiyan: You are excused from your classes so just watch out for her. Easy, right?
Miko: I doubt it. But if it means no math for me, then I am ok with it. But why can’t you come?
Mr. Hiyan: I’m busy. Now go, Angela knows the place so you guys have fun.
(They left the room and the university. The guys then rode a bus.)
Ewan: Hey Andrea, slap yourself.
(Andrea slaps herself)
Miko; Stop that. And you Ewan, shut the hell up.
Andrea: I’m sorry. I just can’t help myself. But I trust Mr. Hiyan and he said he has a cure for me.
Tony: Andrea, punch Miko.
(Andrea punches Miko.)
Miko: Tony!!!
Tony: Sorry, I couldn’t resist, haha.
Miko: Andrea, punch Tony in the nose.
(Andrea punches Tony in the nose.)
Ewan: She’s a fast puncher. I didn’t see it coming.
Tony: Andrea, punch Miko in the mouth.
(Andrea punches Miko in the mouth)
Andrea: Guys, stop it.
Miko: Andrea, bite Tony.
Tony: Oh no, bite me and I will bite back!!!
Andrea: I-I, I don’t know what to do, please I gotta do it. Please. Please!!
Tony: Damn you’re cute. (Andrea bites Tony in the hand) Arrrggghhhh…..how long is this bus ride?
Angela: We get off at the next stop.
Tony: Andrea, grow 4 more inches.
Andrea: I-I can’t. I’m sorry. I’ll…..I’ll do better, please, you gotta believe me.
Tony: So you can’t do everything you are told.
Angela: We’re here. (points at a restaurant) The friend of Mr. Hiyan is in that restaurant.
Miko: Odd, why a restaurant?
(They walked over the restaurant and sees the friend of Mr. Hiyan)
Miko: Oh my god.
Tony: This is worse than rape.
Ewan: This is worse than death.
Angela: Uh, um…
Good morning Ms. Alvarez.
Ms. Alvarez: Good morning. ^ ^
(to be continued)
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| Dec 7, 2009 4:56 AM |
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xTheMentalist | Dec 7, 2009 10:14 PM
looool omgsh Tony soo cracks my uuup xDDD
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