Jul 8, 2009 9:10 AM
SKIT VI
Characters: Miko, Tony, Ewan
Setting: The three guys are walking back to the men's dorm.
Ewan: you guys ever wonder why chickens can't fly?
Miko: that's dumb. who would waste their time on that?
Tony: good point. but they are fast runners.
Ewan: that makes sense, but i bet the doves are teasing the chickens now, and the ducks hate the chickens cause they're related to them. and the turkeys are-well they can't fly but boy, do they wrestle.
Miko: whispers you had to answer his question huh.
Tony: what? he's interesting.
the three turns a corner and a girl bumped Miko.
Clera: Miko!!! I was looking for you. blushes
Miko: M-me??
Tony: whoa, it's the captain of the cheer squad, ranked number 2 on the school's most stalked girls in school, dubbed as "legolicious girl of the semester"!!
Ewan: who?
Clera: um...those are rumors spread around by the squad. blushes
Miko: that was unnecessary tony, why didn't you kept that to yourself.
Tony: The legolicious part. C mon, look at her legs on that short skirt, it's delicious!!!
Miko: ....
I'm very sorry about my friend, he's an idiot.
Ewan: oh, i remember. you and miko went to the same high school.
Clera: nods um...Miko, i have something to tell you. I've been trying to choose the right words to use to express it clearly. blushes um... fidgets I need it so badly.
Miko: what do you need so badly?
Clera grabs Miko's hand
Tony: Wait! on my gopher! you-
Clera: Yes i do!!! blushes
Miko: what? wiat, huh. seriously, but but but-
i'm a nobody, i don't have any special skills.
Tony: he's a closet pervert.
Ewan: he has porn stuck between his encyclopedia.
Clera: but he is nice and i know him for sometime now.
Miko: huh? really? but but but
Clera: I'll go ahead and say it! Miko-
Tony, Ewan and Miko: listens intently
Clera: i need to borrow five dollars!!!
blushes so i can go on the class trip, i'll pay you back next week.
eeire silence
Miko: sure
THE END
Setting: The three guys are walking back to the men's dorm.
Ewan: you guys ever wonder why chickens can't fly?
Miko: that's dumb. who would waste their time on that?
Tony: good point. but they are fast runners.
Ewan: that makes sense, but i bet the doves are teasing the chickens now, and the ducks hate the chickens cause they're related to them. and the turkeys are-well they can't fly but boy, do they wrestle.
Miko: whispers you had to answer his question huh.
Tony: what? he's interesting.
the three turns a corner and a girl bumped Miko.
Clera: Miko!!! I was looking for you. blushes
Miko: M-me??
Tony: whoa, it's the captain of the cheer squad, ranked number 2 on the school's most stalked girls in school, dubbed as "legolicious girl of the semester"!!
Ewan: who?
Clera: um...those are rumors spread around by the squad. blushes
Miko: that was unnecessary tony, why didn't you kept that to yourself.
Tony: The legolicious part. C mon, look at her legs on that short skirt, it's delicious!!!
Miko: ....
I'm very sorry about my friend, he's an idiot.
Ewan: oh, i remember. you and miko went to the same high school.
Clera: nods um...Miko, i have something to tell you. I've been trying to choose the right words to use to express it clearly. blushes um... fidgets I need it so badly.
Miko: what do you need so badly?
Clera grabs Miko's hand
Tony: Wait! on my gopher! you-
Clera: Yes i do!!! blushes
Miko: what? wiat, huh. seriously, but but but-
i'm a nobody, i don't have any special skills.
Tony: he's a closet pervert.
Ewan: he has porn stuck between his encyclopedia.
Clera: but he is nice and i know him for sometime now.
Miko: huh? really? but but but
Clera: I'll go ahead and say it! Miko-
Tony, Ewan and Miko: listens intently
Clera: i need to borrow five dollars!!!
blushes so i can go on the class trip, i'll pay you back next week.
eeire silence
Miko: sure
THE END
Posted by
Yukari-chan12
| Jul 8, 2009 9:10 AM |
10 comments
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xTheMentalist | Oct 17, 2009 1:37 AM
lol funny much xDD
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LotusSketch | Jul 13, 2009 1:50 AM
Haha I thought it was a confession XD
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Mad4u | Jul 10, 2009 8:04 AM
xD hahaha lolThis is gooooood. :D |
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mspurplepants | Jul 10, 2009 2:38 AM
hahaha. :D what's with the pervy thing..money do matters. :D |
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inn0centdem0n | Jul 9, 2009 11:06 PM
LOL. chicken part.. at first i felt like * ehh? lucky star?? * LOL. and about the girL? aha. im surprise she didnt feel strange when the guy said something about her. ahaha. well that's expected from a cheerleader i guess..? ahaha. peace!. at first i reaLLy thought she isnt gonna confess but at the latter i thought she wiLL.. but then., in the end, she didnt.. geez! im reaLLy not good at predicting things. :)) its funny.. reaLLy.. ren~~ did you do this?.. ahi. nice nice.. :)) --> didnt give attention the ecchi part. ahi. |
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PsykadeliC | Jul 9, 2009 8:01 AM
i liked the part about the chickens most xD
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Chibi_Louise | Jul 9, 2009 7:33 AM
it was funny because it sound like miko was thinking about something else then five dollars. ^^
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Komika | Jul 9, 2009 6:45 AM
Damn, this is GOOD TO READ FOR PERVERTS x3 .. except for meh 'kay? :Pahaha xD |
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Haruka-SD | Jul 9, 2009 6:18 AM
lol that was funny =DI'm very sorry about my friend, he's an idiot. <--- especially that made me laugh he has porn stuck between his encyclopedia.<--and this xD you have awesome writing skills =3 |
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clear1140 | Jul 9, 2009 5:53 AM
yay!! another one .. as always pervy yet hilarious at the end .. oh damn .. maybe i was the only one thinking of pervy things wahaha
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