JelloApocalypse Ghibli Movie Ranking
Anime
JelloApocalypse (a.k.a Brendan Blaber) is a voice actor, writer, and YouTuber. His presence online is largely due to his “Welcome To” and “So This Is Basically” series published on YouTube. He also creates video every once and a while speed marathoning a set of movies while only describing them in 10 words or less, be it Disney Movies, Dreamworks Movies, or even Scooby Doo Movies. This stack is a synthesis of his Ghibli speed ranking video. Jello included some movies that aren’t Ghibli but have a lot of crossover staff wise, so I have included them here as well. Also since the video was published in 2018 it does not include any Ghibli movies beyond that point.
Format:
*movie*
*ranking in comparison to the other movies*
*rating out of 10*
*the 10 words or less sentences*
*if it is in the top or bottom 3 it will be written here*
Original Video: https://youtu.be/2Mdgdg8hwuM
Official Google Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1-KkkzI5x_fk8V5jfqieEwb_47odcHmGJSe5r6NGWw4c/htmlview#
Format:
*movie*
*ranking in comparison to the other movies*
*rating out of 10*
*the 10 words or less sentences*
*if it is in the top or bottom 3 it will be written here*
Original Video: https://youtu.be/2Mdgdg8hwuM
Official Google Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1-KkkzI5x_fk8V5jfqieEwb_47odcHmGJSe5r6NGWw4c/htmlview#
Lupin III: Cagliostro no Shiro
Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro
Movie, 1979,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #8
Rated 8/10
“If this movie had a sound it would be ‘boi-oi-oing’”
Rated 8/10
“If this movie had a sound it would be ‘boi-oi-oing’”
Kaze no Tani no Nausicaä
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Movie, 1984,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #5
Rated 9/10
“This is the only post-apocalyptic film I like”
Rated 9/10
“This is the only post-apocalyptic film I like”
Tenkuu no Shiro Laputa
Castle in the Sky
Movie, 1986,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #9
Rated 8/10
“Luke-Castle-In-The-Skywalker wants to blow up everything!”
Rated 8/10
“Luke-Castle-In-The-Skywalker wants to blow up everything!”
Tonari no Totoro
My Neighbor Totoro
Movie, 1988,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #11
Rated 8/10
“Coming up on your left it’s adorable childhood whimsy.”
Rated 8/10
“Coming up on your left it’s adorable childhood whimsy.”
Hotaru no Haka
Grave of the Fireflies
Movie, 1988,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #16
Rated 7/10
“And on you right it’s children dying for two hours!”
Rated 7/10
“And on you right it’s children dying for two hours!”
Majo no Takkyuubin
Kiki's Delivery Service
Movie, 1989,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #7
Rated 8/10
“Watch the uncut Phil Hartman English dub, it’s the best”
Rated 8/10
“Watch the uncut Phil Hartman English dub, it’s the best”
Omoide Poroporo
Only Yesterday
Movie, 1991,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #25
Rated 2/10
“Still eatin’ that pineapple!… Ten minutes on that pineapple now.”
1st WORST
Rated 2/10
“Still eatin’ that pineapple!… Ten minutes on that pineapple now.”
1st WORST
Kurenai no Buta
Porco Rosso
Movie, 1992,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:9
Ranked #6
Rated 8/10
“This movie’s great! I wish it had an ending!”
Rated 8/10
“This movie’s great! I wish it had an ending!”
Umi ga Kikoeru
The Ocean Waves
Special, 1993,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:4
Ranked #21
Rated 5/10
“Your highschool crush is problematic and bad.”
Rated 5/10
“Your highschool crush is problematic and bad.”
Heisei Tanuki Gassen Ponpoko
Pom Poko
Movie, 1994,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #3
Rated 9/10
“Look mom. Just like Totoro! They’re dead.”
Rated 9/10
“Look mom. Just like Totoro! They’re dead.”
Mimi wo Sumaseba
Whisper of the Heart
Movie, 1995,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #19
Rated 6/10
“I hope they make a weird cat fanfiction outta this.”
Rated 6/10
“I hope they make a weird cat fanfiction outta this.”
Mononoke Hime
Princess Mononoke
Movie, 1997,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:9
Ranked #2
Rated 10/10
“It’s Nausicaa again, but BETTER and JAPANESE-FLAVORED!”
2nd BEST
Rated 10/10
“It’s Nausicaa again, but BETTER and JAPANESE-FLAVORED!”
2nd BEST
Tonari no Yamada-kun
My Neighbors the Yamadas
Movie, 1999,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:6
Ranked #22
Rated 5/10
“Master animator Isao Takahata adapts a… random newspaper comic.”
Rated 5/10
“Master animator Isao Takahata adapts a… random newspaper comic.”
Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi
Spirited Away
Movie, 2001,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:10
Ranked #1
Rated 10/10
“Nice original rating Jello, you hack fraud! You sheep!”
1st BEST
Rated 10/10
“Nice original rating Jello, you hack fraud! You sheep!”
1st BEST
Neko no Ongaeshi
The Cat Returns
Movie, 2002,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:9
Ranked #4
Rated 9/10
“This one is so cute and nobody talks about it.”
3rd BEST
Rated 9/10
“This one is so cute and nobody talks about it.”
3rd BEST
Howl no Ugoku Shiro
Howl's Moving Castle
Movie, 2004,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:9
Ranked #12
Rated 8/10
“This is the nicest fever dream.”
Rated 8/10
“This is the nicest fever dream.”
Ged Senki
Tales from Earthsea
Movie, 2006,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:4
Ranked #23
Rated 4/10
“LET’S ADAPT ALL THE EARTHSEA BOOKS AT ONCE. BADLY.”
3rd WORST
Rated 4/10
“LET’S ADAPT ALL THE EARTHSEA BOOKS AT ONCE. BADLY.”
3rd WORST
Gake no Ue no Ponyo
Ponyo
Movie, 2008,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #17
Rated 7/10
“Like a children’s book, but it screams ‘HAM!!!’”
Rated 7/10
“Like a children’s book, but it screams ‘HAM!!!’”
Karigurashi no Arrietty
The Secret World of Arrietty
Movie, 2010,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #18
Rated 7/10
“It’s alright. I’m just a boy. Let me stare at you”
Rated 7/10
“It’s alright. I’m just a boy. Let me stare at you”
Coquelicot-zaka kara
From Up on Poppy Hill
Movie, 2011,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #14
Rates 7/10
“The first half is so charming but then INCEST MYSTERY???”
Rates 7/10
“The first half is so charming but then INCEST MYSTERY???”
Kaze Tachinu
The Wind Rises
Movie, 2013,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #10
Rated 8/10
“You could land a plane on that nose.”
Rated 8/10
“You could land a plane on that nose.”
Kaguya-hime no Monogatari
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya
Movie, 2013,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:-
Ranked #15
Rated 7/10
“The longest and prettiest screensaver ever made.”
Rated 7/10
“The longest and prettiest screensaver ever made.”
Omoide no Marnie
When Marnie Was There
Movie, 2014,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:-
Ranked #24
Rated 4/10
“My GIRLFRIEND is my DEAD GHOST GRANDMA?”
2nd WORST
The Red Turtle
Ranked #20
Rated 6/10
“That guy sure f*cked that turtle.”
It isn’t on MAL because it was mostly animated by French companies and Ghibli, but he watched it so I’m putting some text here
Rated 4/10
“My GIRLFRIEND is my DEAD GHOST GRANDMA?”
2nd WORST
The Red Turtle
Ranked #20
Rated 6/10
“That guy sure f*cked that turtle.”
It isn’t on MAL because it was mostly animated by French companies and Ghibli, but he watched it so I’m putting some text here
Mary to Majo no Hana
Mary and the Witch's Flower
Movie, 2017,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:-
Ranked #13
Rated 6/10
“It’s Studio PONOC’s latest movie, BLIKI’S BLABLIVERY BLERVICE!”
Rated 6/10
“It’s Studio PONOC’s latest movie, BLIKI’S BLABLIVERY BLERVICE!”
