Reviews

You know, it's really sad when a commercial that looks like it was made by an intern who was fed candy bars from a vending machine in the hallway manages to bring a bigger smile to your face than the film itself. Not that it's some mega big smile, more like an amused smirk, because saying something is better than 2016's Suicide Squad is like saying you're a better comedian than Amy Schumer: it's no big achievement if you can get it so easily.

I myself had never heard of Taka no Tsume (Eagle Talon) before and the fact that they are popular in Japan I literally just read from an article on Wikipedia for this review, so my knowledge of lore here is lacking. Although, by some miracle, I am still able to conclude that the material they had to work with was below their capabilities. But to be fair: everything is beneath you when you have to work with Jared Leto, especially your mental health.