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Sep 9, 2020
So an anime with 6.58 score, there is no reason for me to write a review, it's like writing review for "Tokyo Ghoul Re Season 2", everyone knows it's garbage and writing a new bad review makes absolutely no f*cking sense so i'm gonna move on...wait let's check out other reviews let's see if there is an angry dude who roasted the shit out of this one.
and that was where the problem starts, there is no bad review! every single person talks about how underrated this "Masterpiece" is.

Before i roast this Brown Album, let me say this, i'm not the hugest fan of romance genre but there are romance anime where i did actually enjoy so it's not like i hate this one because it's not some action or psychological show, and i absolutely hate cheating stories if it ends with forgiveness and crap, and there is a lot of cheating in this one so if you search for NTR and stuff like that, you will enjoy this trash, so now that my bias is out let's talk about this anime and why it is one of the most Atrocious pieces of art i've ever seen.

SPOILERS AHEAD

Story:
story start with MC working in a bar and he is calling her gf every now and then, you later realize that these two are having a long distance relationship and there are these bizarre not answering each other's phone (which happens a lot) thing in this anime,
from that alone! you realize they are having troubles with this long distance relationship now this sounds like a promising story, how would a bartender and an idol will work things out? this is gonna be awesome except it will not

The characters and their dynamics makes no sense, Yuki and MC don't love each other, the MC is a sack of shit who randomly cheats and Yuki acts around MC as if he is a stranger, there is no intimacy between them so you couldn't care about their problems, you see nothing up until later episode that yeah they had sex one time, but their character is so empty that it wouldn't matter they used to love each other, i'm serious the MC is the typical male anime character, he has ZERO depth, he is just a sleazebag who randomly cheats and it the middle of cheating crys and yells "yuki... i love yuki, gome" and continues cheating and every female character loves him secretly, and ofc there is a loli in this anime that has literally nothing to do with the plot but #PedosMoneysLivesMatter.

whenever there is a long distance relationship anime or movie there is always that dude or girl who is being an obstacle for MC and the girl, to not meet each other, in here we have a milf who is obsessed with Yuki, as obsessed that she licks her boyfriend's tears! and sleeps with him.
Yuki seems to be a highly ignorant woman as well, it seems like she has no idea what is going on, and she doesn't show any emotion, she is just happy throughout the anime and every now and then she picks the phone to call her boyfriend, hasitates for a 2 sec and stops! and moves on to being happy in the next moment
her friend doesn't make any sense either, after she finds out yuki has a bf, she insist to meet him and tries to seduce him, she succeeds in a second btw
and lastly we have that evil looking manager who wants to make Yuki shine or some such nonsense

it's one of those anime that has no content, everything is stupid and you will leave with your iq dropped lower, there is no conclusion at the end either, this is just a guilt pleasure and some people are mistaking it for masterpiece

Edit: i kinda forgot about a certain main character lol, there is this girl who was born to love the MC and she is a tomboy with bicycle, she is technically a combination of a retard and a yandere, and as you guessed she serves nothing to the plot, ok now i'm done with this garbage
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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