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Jan 31, 2019
Preliminary (4/11 eps)
Anime community: We need something new!
Anime industry: *Gives something new*
Anime Community: Ugh! What the fuck is that. Kill it with fire.

Imagine the worst anime you have ever seen. Now imagine the worst live action you have ever seen. What would happen if you combined those two "worst evers" together? Dimension High School.

Let's start with a back story.

There seems to be some type of movements started in April 2018 in Shibuya when the very first "4D anime" was introduced. What "4D anime" is according to Japan, is the act of mixing 2D characters together with real humans. 2D + 3D = 4D! Nerds hate them! Anyhow, this might provoke some thoughts like "Didn't Space Jam and Who Framed Roger Rabbit do this same thing like 30 years ago and no one called it 4D, right?" This is true, but they were missing something crucial: Japan.

The single best part of this new "4D anime" is how far the idea is pushed. For example, even the theme song-performing band is called '4 Dimensions' and the studio that made this clusterfuckery was solely created for this series and named 'Polygon Magic'.... Let me just repeat what the studio is called in case someone missed it. Polygon. Magic. ..... I hereby declare I will never call this travesty "4D anime" without quotation marks.

Anyhow [2], this series is a test by the anime industry. Touching the ice with stick. While the new VAIO technology is being tested with VR anime shorts, big streamers such as Netflix are taking market share with 100% CGI animation and some 360 degree series are being brought to consumers, of course someone had to come up with even shittier of an idea: this idea, and now we are doomed to call a series filled with with Japanese live action actors 'an anime'.

The worst part of this idea is not really that it exist, but how it was made in this case. The production makes no sense. Even the live action segments have been dubbed over by anime seiyuus. It looks beyond ridiculous. And that's not nearly all. The story is advanced shittiness which not just anyone can achieve. Dude walks to his school and find an alien rock who seems to be able to fly and speak and control over different dimensions after which he turns our live action dudes into anime characters and makes them answer questions that are so incredibly stupid it's making the series 'Numb3rs' seem like a masterpiece.

The OST is equally laughable with everything else. Some type of spaceship UFO sounds you can hear kindergartener mimic when playing some sort of imaginary alien play. Expect here it's a song.

This show is so bad it's annoying. Truth to be told, there is no oceanic trench deep enough to properly bury it.
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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