Story: Johnny Destiny: Space Ninja is a thrilling, timeless tale of deep space adventure, tension-filled hostage negotiations, and global climate change. Thrill as Evil Queen and her army of space centaurs that disappear halfway through the movie try and take over the galaxy I think. Can our brave heroes of Guy Who Does Lots Of Flips, Girl Who Does Lots Of Flips, and The Worst Child overcome them?
Art: The best artists these Korean bootleggers could afford clearly worked overtime to create a consistent, immersive world. It's filled with people who look exactly the same, shots that definitely aren't just shots from 10 seconds earlier flipped around, and the best editing since the Halle Berry Catwoman movie.
Sound: The soundtrack, courtesy of The Director's Cousin With A Keytar, does an outstanding job of whisking you away into the world. You'll barely even notice that they keep using the same slide-whistle-esque sound effect over and over again.
Character: The cast is filled with lovable, memorable characters, none of which are named Johnny Destiny or are Space Ninjas. Nevertheless, such classic personalities as Boy Who May Or May Not Be A Robot, Space Frankenstein, and Buzzsaw Hands will live forever in our hearts.
Enjoyment: The full dub is available on YouTube for free. Watch it and be amazed.
Overall: Johnny Destiny: Space Ninja is the best space opera, perhaps even the best anime, ever made by human hands.
