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Jul 24, 2017
Doesn’t everybody know this problem? You’re just trying to save the town, but somehow you’re constantly forced to fuck. Life is unfair.

Excuse for Porn (Story):
The once blooming city of Little Monica is under control of the evil Kajo, who banned music and randomly strips girls. But who cares about that, what about the fucking? Within the hour of the two episodes we get 5½ sex scenes, which is an okay average. I personally prefer some story with my porn, because, as a wise man once said “when I care more about the characters, I care more about the fuckin”. Episode one does this a little better in my opinion, as the second one takes quite a while till we get to the action. The reason why every girl wants to hump the protagonist is…erm…well, they just want to fuck him. That’s a little weak, but it’s lampshaded, so it’s not that bad.
5/10

Can I fap to this? (Art):
The variety is lacking sadly, as all the girls that get screwed basically have the same body. They are more or less lolis with tits, which is kinda cool, but gets old really fast. Really the only thing that differs is their tan, which is not enough to make me want to see multiple girls naked. I also hated the nausea-inducing cuts and camera work in the second episode, that was completely unnecessary. One big plus of Little Monica is that it’s uncensored, though the genitals aren’t that breathtaking to look at.
4/10

Oh god, where are my headphones? (Sound):
There is absolutely nothing of notice here. The girls are high-pitched as always so your parents and neighbours will think you watch child porn. The music is rather mediocre and the ending song…well, the less said about it, the better.
2/10

Victims of the D (Characters):
It would be fair to say that the characters are extremely shallow. Celia is probably supposed to be a tsundere, though I’m not sure. Mei and Tina have the exact same character, they are the clueless children who are for unknown reasons interested in sex (like most token lolis in hentai). Meow is just there to get fucked and our protagonist Will does not have much of a motive either. There is literally nobody interesting in this show.
1/10

Taking Responsibility (Enjoyment):
There is no reason to watch this hentai in total, it provides nothing that you can’t get anywhere else. Watch the sex scenes with Meow if you want (cause she is pretty hot) and skip all the rest. Neither the plot nor the porn will really hook you. And you just want to rub your salami anyway. It is not a total disaster, but certainly a waste of time.
4/10

Overall:
3.2/10
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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