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Nov 19, 2016
Preliminary (Unknown/3 eps)
I've always hated authority. Whether it's parents telling me when to go to bed, or a teacher telling me what to think. Fuck The Man, that's my motto. It's always a game of power with them, someone making sure you're doing shit so they don't have to. And the worst part is, there's nothing you can do! You try to fight The Man, they shoot you or jail you in Gitmo. Whether you're peacefully protesting, or "peacefully protesting", you get fucked either way. Maybe I should be like the guys in Pinkerton, and just gang rape all my problems away. It seemed to work wonders for them.

Pinkerton is a hentai OVA that focuses specifically on rape and mind break, the best ways to turn a prude into a slut. While both episodes are about rape and mind break, episode two focuses specifically on a group of young, strong-willed boys deciding that they had enough of "the teacher's watchdog," Inukai Kyouko. What she did to piss them off, we never learn, and I don't really give a fuck. I'm here to jerk off.

The group of amateur rapists lure Kyouko to a secluded location, and then fuck her metaphorical brains out. From here she slowly learns to accept her place on the sexual totem pole. Pinkerton may be a good mindless fap, but there are some drawbacks that can ruin it for our more intellectual readers.

Mind break is a fuckin' cool fetish, one that's often seen in print but rarely on video. I can't tell you how many doujins I've seen full of schoolgirls turned into cumsluts, yet I've seen barely any mind break OVAs like Lilith productions. Turning normal women into sex crazed fiends is hella hot, and psychologically takes a lot of fucking work. That's why it's so arousing, you're literally reprogramming a human being to want cock 24/7. However, mind break is a time intensive fetish to pull off. One doesn't just fuck a girl once and then she's craving your cock happy ever after. You need flash forwards in time, you need refusal to turn to denial to turn to acceptance at the snap of fingers, ya feel me?

Pinkerton is a cartoon. That means it takes time and money to make each frame, and nobody is gonna take that much time to do the intricacies of mind break. Pinkerton gets down to the fucking within 3 minutes from starting, which is good. However, from that point the mind break scenario progresses at a scientifically impossible acceleration rate. This bitch becomes a cock slobbering bimbo within a single fuck session, which I can tell you from experience just isn't accurate. I know, fuck me for enjoying accuracy in my hentai, but goddammit if you're gonna do a fetish I like, do it right.

While I may be a whiny bitch about the progression rate of the mind break, the fetishes they pull easily outshine it. Pinkerton has plenty of nasty fetishes with plenty of semen and anal. I'm also proud to report that there are no cliché drug-induced stupors, no, the sluttifying here is entirely psychological!

It's nice to add fuel to the fantasy that there are still good young women who secretly want to be used as cum dumps, to be thrown about, used as a hole to fuck. It doesn't matter what her schedule is, if you need to bust a nut she'll be there. Without her daily dose of dick I doubt she could even survive. Remember, gents, if your nymphomaniac sex slave has disappeared, always check the nearest alleyway. More likely than not some kind sir has stepped in as master and is training her accordingly.

The sex in Pinkerton is good, Inukai plays the role of horny slut quite well. After a single fucking she's already wolfing down cock like she's going through semen withdrawal. Liberal use of blindfolds and handcuffs are used during the first rutting, but after that she's all too happy to help. All of her holes are liberally fucked, and in one of my favorite scenes she even begs for her ass to get fucked so she can keep the egg vibe in her pussy. They show her womb getting filled and even a short water sports segment, so this title has something for everyone.

There's one big technical issue I have to bring up: the animation. This shit. Fucking. Sucks. It looks like someone used flash player to animate the fucking. The art style is really well done, they mimicked the manga perfectly. Tits look good, hair is drawn accurately. The level of detail they put into Inukai's pubic hair and the semen that covers it is excellent. But when someone puts a cock in her ass, they loop it like it's a flash animation. It's very boring and feels almost insulting. To be clear, this isn't a loop done poorly, with frames missing or something like that. Bodies simply bend and lean, like they're static and just have the assets bending around them. Some of the loops don't look that bad at all, it looks like frames were drawn individually and then looped. But others just look like a well-drawn hentai page moved around with some program.

Sound design is well executed. They don't have out of place piano bullshit to ruin the mood. Miscellaneous trance/techno is what plays in the background most often, pretty normal for the hentai anime industry. Sex sounds are accurate, and Inukai does a good job of moaning like a bitch in heat instead of describing everything happening to her. Mixing is good, the sounds of jello being fucked don't overpower the moans.

Overall, Pinkerton is good. It's got mind break, rape, and plenty of sucking and fucking. Watching a girl desperately choke on a cock is hot, there's not much someone can do to ruin it. The fellas over at Media Bank definitely did their best with the material they're working off. However, there are some glaring animation issues that can ruin a fap. If a few poorly done sex loops don't kill your erection, then this might be the right two episode OVA for you.
Reviewer’s Rating: 8
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