Back to xsymbiosis's Profile xsymbiosis's Profile

Qwaser is quite the weird one... I went in expecting this to be hilariously bad but I ended up rather impressed with it. I'm currently only to episode 21, but even if it declines from here, I still enjoyed the goodness while it lasted.

Story: 8
It's a very weird premise. Religion, the Periodic Table, dominatrix loli's and...Breast milk? I don't know how they made it work but it sure did. It's kept me hooked for quite a while, and it has just enough comedy to keep it from being too intense, but it doesn't cause the story to suffer any. 70% of the episodes open with ... an ecchi 'treat' for the viewers, and there's definitely quite a bit of ecchi in the show itself. I don't think it makes the story any less enjoyable, but I can understand how it would make it less entertaining for others.

Art: 9
It's really pretty. Even though towards the beginning, a lot of the..suckling scenes were recycled, but as it went on that didn't happen as much. The battle scenes are intense and awesome, but it seems that they're cut pretty short, most of the time. I suppose it's better than having them drag out through several episodes and overstay their welcome.

Sound: 7
I wasn't thoroughly impressed with it. I do like both of the openings and endings, though. The voice acting is nice, very fitting.

Character: 9
Most of the characters are pretty good. Until later episodes, Mafuyu is rather boring. Tomo is so innocent yet lacks a shred of modesty, leading to some very funny material, which is why she's my favorite. I don't really have any complaints about any of the characters. I just wished Teresa had more screen time, she's absolutely adorable.

Enjoyment: 9
I really do love this show. I initially thought it was going to be stupid and just a big fanservice bonanza but I was really impressed with it's execution.

Overall: 10
It's not exactly something you can suggest to all of your friends, as ecchi is not everyone's cup of tea, but for those who enjoy that kind of thing may want to try.

Yesterday, I thought I'd never find an anime that I could deem absolutely unwatchable.
Today, I have been proven wrong.
Green Green is absolutely the worst anime I've ever had the misfortune to watch. But enough of my whining, let's get onto the review.

Story: 2
It makes me sick. It's a cliche concept, which is okay. But their execution absolutely ruins it. When you have a story that can be summed up in 3 episodes at most, but drag it out to 12 there is a serious problem. In fact, there are only 3 episodes that explain ANYTHING! The rest is just a mess of filler.

Art: 5
Not ... bad, not anything to write home about. The character design was rather boring. Some characters just ended up looking like mixes between other characters in the series, and those characters usually looked exactly like something we've seen before in other anime. I digress, it's hardly grounds for complaining though, I could live if everything else was decent.

Sound: 5
It was pretty boring, I didn't like the opening or the ending all that much. I found them pretty boring, and I didn't exactly pay attention to background music. I'm sure it wasn't spectacular anyway.

Character: 1
This is the WORST part.
I shall go down the list of characters.
Takasaki Yuuske, the male lead has to be the most boring thing you could EVER spawn. He is way too much of a goodie goodie and all of his dialogue consists of is "Nothing happened, it was an accident, I didn't do anything!" when he's put in an awkward situation with Midori or another female character.
Chitose Midori, the female lead and love interest number one.I understand that most girls in harem anime are batshit insane, but I usually don't expect them to be so creepy and STUPID. Towards the end, I was expecting her to go School Days on Futaba.
Kutsuki Futaba, love interest number two. She's your average overused archetype of "I HATE MEN JUST BECAUSE" and warms up to Yuuske a lot despite her pointless hatred. I don't mind this type of character, but I'd at least like a reason for their manhating ways.
The Baka Trio, these guys are the WORST. And this is coming from someone who loves the pervert characters usually. They are just creepy. I don't remember their names so I"ll just call them what they are. Fat guy is just repulsive, and most of the 'jokes' in the series include him in a bra or loincloth. The longhaired guy is pretty forgettable, but he's my favorite out of the three since he's just like an average horny teenager. Pedobear is just the worst. He's a pedophile AND has a food fetish. I don't mind the lolicon chasing characters in anime usually, but this guy makes me sick.

The rest are pretty forgettable, there's another bitch who I can't really explain without spoiling and your average shy sickly character. And then there's cactus girl, she's my favorite because she doesn't get the opportunity to open her mouth to say something stupid.

Enjoyment: 1
Watching this was about as fun as poking a nerve. The characters suck, the story sucks, the ending sucks and there's not a single redeeming quality.

Overall: 1
This show is abysmal. I usually tell people "Oh, you gotta watch this it's horrible" when it comes to bad shows but now, I'm telling you like I tell my friends. I care enough about you to tell you to stay far away from Green Green. Unless you're a bottle of soap or a monkey, then go right ahead, you might get a laugh.