The following will be more of a critique, rather than a review, so expect a lot of spoilers.
As a foreword I'd like to say that, while I do realise that the historical tag doesn't contain within itself a "realistic" tag, the events that play out in Vinland Saga are an absolute farce, given the time period and historical background. Even the suspension of disbelief made out of titanuim would eventually crumble and collapse under the amount of stupidity this show contains.
With that out of the way, let's begin.
-Characters
Thors The Troll (aka Thorfinn's dad) - he is the most ridiculous character in Vinland Saga, as his
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background, decisions and moral stance make him seem simply insane in the world he inhabits. Thors is the former commander of the Jomsvikings, who, after the life full of war and bloodshed, decides to do a complete 180 after holding the hand of his newborn daughter. No meaningful setup, no explanation, no nothing. A man whose entire existance revolved around warfare, turns into a pacifistic buddha in less than a minute
at the snap of the fingers. If you think that's acceptable, there's nothing I can say. Thors also shows his excellent decision making skills as early as the first episode, where he buys a runaway slave at a death's door. The payment? 8 sheep. Yes, a man that lives in Iceland of all places, during the winter, who also has a family, trades 8 sheep for a man that's about to die. If that's not a stunning display of stupidity, I don't know what is. He is also the strong proponent of childish morals on the level of: "If you kill your enemies, you're no better than them". Truly insipiring coming from a man who lives in 11-th century and who also happens to be a former leader of what is essentially a warband. Thors' death is yet again brought about by his inability to make well-thought out and weighted decisions, as he thinks that pirates(!) will honor his request, only to end up being shot down by a squad of archers. He also dies standing tall and proud, because of course he does. I also forgot to mention, that his ridiculous morals are further reinforced with the fact that he always fights unarmed and manages to defeat entire groups of fighters armed with swords, axes, shields and etc., as if he was Kenshiro from Hokuto no Ken.
Thorfinn - a non-character that is defined by a singular trait and nothing else: a vendetta against Askellad, cause in his twisted logic - it's Askellad who is responsible for his father's death, and not his (Thors') stupidity. There's really nothing to say about Thorfinn, even if I wanted to. He's moody and edgy, talks primarily by barking out the same phrase over and over, or using edgy one-liners. Whenever someone mentions his dad he simple flies into a blind rage. As for his abilities as a fighter, he, for whatever reason, has an acrobatic fighting style with dual-wielded daggers (sometimes he weilds even 3 daggers, holding the third one in his mouth, as if he was Roronoa from One Piece), and, like a character that we'll get to soon, seems to be able to use shukuchi, as there's no other explanation for his sudden teleportations during fights.
Askellad - a character that is hailed by fans as someone who is on par (depth and development wise) with such characters as Guts, Spike Spiegel, The Laughing Man, Shinji and etc., you get the idea. That is however, a blatant lie, though I will concur that Askellad is a lot better than the rest. He's a bastard son of Olaf, a local hero and greatest warrior of some city in Denmark, who once upon a time made "love" with a slave girl from Wales, which resulted in Askellad being born. This awful circumstances result in Askellad having one definitive trait and burning passion. The trait - hatred towards danes. The passion - to kill all said danes, or the very least subjugate them. Taking Askellad seriously was not too hard, until the flashback of his childhood occured in episode 22 or 23, where an 11 year old, who did nothing his entire life except clean the stables, clean the snow and taking out ash from the furnaces and fireplaces (that's where his name comes from, by the way), managed to hold his own in a duel against his father and local war hero Olaf. How was he able to go toe to toe with someone like that (eve if it was for no longer than 40 seconds) is never explained and the audience is just expect to accept it. Sorry, but that's not happening.
Another thing he's known for is his "genius" schemes, in which he attempts to play his enemies, but achieves a pyrrhic victory at best, though he did manage to outwit Thors, but that's hardly an accomplishment. As he later states himself, most of his problems stem from the fact that his daddy (Olaf) didn't love him and his mom, and treated them like cattle.
Canute - a young man, whose timid character and androgynous features lead others to mistake him for a woman. Like the rest of the cast, there's not much to say about Canute. Since his introduction and until episode 21, he was a sissy that did nothing except prayed to Jesus with his aide and a priest at his side, and abhorred war and everything that's moderately associated with it, which in turn led everyone else to point and laugh at them. In episode 21, he has a 3 minute discussion with priest about human nature and love, during which he arrives to the conclusion that humanty is flawed by it's nature, and that he'll be the one to right the wrongs and save everyone. This, together with the fact that Ragnar (his aide) was killed a few episodes prior, causes his metamorphosis from who he is into a discount version of Griffith from Berserk.
Also, just like Askellad, the core of his issues comes from the fact that his father (the current king of Denmark) didn't spend a lot of time with him when he was a child and never loved him much nor accepted his unorthodox behaviour (for the times of the setting), which resulted in Canute treating Ragnar (his aide) as his actual father.
Bjorn - another non-character and Askellad's right hand man. He's quite strong, and, in time of need, is known to consume mushrooms that cause him to enter a state of
berserker rage, when he becomes violent to such an extentet that he is unable do distinguish between friend or foe. He's just there, but at one point he finds out that
Askellad is not a pure dane, and that he actually hates them, which leads Bjorn to defect from Askellad. This conflict concludes in a duel which Bjorn loses, his last words being that
he only wanted to be friends with Askellad *yawn*.
Thorkell - an individual of exceptional stature, size and physical build, who is said on many occasions to be one of, if not the strongest warrior. In an interesting contrast to this is his behaviour, which is that of a child, as all he does is expresses glee and joy at the though of a battle, and wants nothing esle except that - more fighting. He is also the leader of an army that consisting of 500 men. How those 500 men can consider him a leader and follow him, when he has 0 leadership skills and also doesn't seem to rule over them with fear, is beyond me. Thorkell is also the character responsible for most damage done to one's suspension of disbelief, as he lifts boulders that weigh a couple tons above his head and hurls them. At one occasion throws a spear over what seems to be a distance of no less than 400+ meters and manages to impale 4 people on the said spear (somehow), and more.
He used to serve under Thors during his time in Jomsvikings and has great admiration for the man, as he is the only one to ever beat him (how could that have happened is never shown, nor is it beliavble, but w/e). Therefore, he also expects Thorfinn (when he's confronted with him) to be up to par with Thors in that regard, something that Throfinn barely manages to deliver in their first bout.
The rest of the cast do not warrant to be looked on individually in my opinion, as they can be summed up in a single sentence.
-Plot
Guess it's there? The titular Vinland is brought up about 4 times during the course of 24 episodes, some characters think it's heaven on earth and want to get there, and that's about it. The plot over the course of 24 episodes encompasses the following: How Thorfinn turned from the cheerful little boy in the first episodes into who he is now. Flashbacks to the past of the main cast, to establish them (which does a very poor job of that). A ring around the rosy between Askellad and Thorkell, which results in their alliance at the end of the day and Canute's transformation from who he is into a discount Griffith, and the following plotting against King of Denmark. I do undesrtand that it's a prologue, but in my opinion it's neither engaging nor interesting.
-Sound
As I always say, OST is mostly subjective. Some people will like a certain OST, others will not. What is not subjective however, are the awful sound effects that plague this show.
This isn't the first intstance of horrendous sound effect, as currently running Fate/Grand Order Babylonia suffers from equally awful sound effects, as did many other anime that aired this year.
As for OST, personally, I cannot remember a single track from it, though I do remember the very weird mix of what seems to be a typical orchestral music and hip-hop, which is a very strange choice, and doesn't work with the atmosphere or the setting. Both OPs and both EDs are pretty bad, especially the second ED, which is simply abhorrent.
-Art
This has been extensively adressed by a lot of people in preliminary reviews, but I will go over it briefly for the sake of it. The CGI is unbelievably bad, so bad in fact it's simply indefensible. Attempting to close the eyes on the quality of the CGI here is a disservice to the community and a blatant acceptance of awful mediocrty. The art and animation themself are nothing spectacular either, characters often have silly expressions, are off model and etc. The animation in fights, especially duels, is severly lacking and pairs
awfully with the horrendous sound design. When you're shown a wideshot of a large scale battle, it's simply full of same looking 3D CG models that are stuck in a single animation loop.
-Summary
It's your average run of the mill shonen devoid of interesting characters and story, very much like Kimetsu no Yaiba that aired earlier this year. But at least Yaiba was done by ufotable and at least it had visuals going for it (2D characters on 3D background still look absolutely vile and awful though). Why is this hailed by majority of people as a better Berserk is something I cannot comprehend whatsoever. What hurts the most, is that it's from Yukimura Makoto, the original creator of Planetes, a manga that was highly
acclaimed and praised for it's realistic depiction of space and things associated with it. Planetes also has a magnificient anime adaptation by Sunrise, and is one of the best anime out there. To say that I'm severely dissapointed by Vinland, is to put it very lightly.
Final Score:
I can't believe this is from the author of Planetes/10. (1/10).
I would also like to thank my friend for proof-readind and helping with the editing.
Dec 29, 2019
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