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anime is my life
my life is all for anime yes my life sucks this much XD 138 THINGS ANIME HAS TAUGHT ME 1.Any color ever imagined is a natural hair color. 2.No matter where you are hit or how minor the injury you will bleed out of your mouth. 3. All living things (and some non-living things) contain 50 gallons of blood and every single bit will pour out or shoot out geyser style if you get injured. 4.Nobody's hair is subject to the laws of gravity. 5.The old guy is the most perverted person ever. Or the most powerful. Or both. 6.Not showing your whole face doubles or triples your power. 7.Other worlds are found in incredibly random places. 8.He's your father. 9.Your eyes must be 3x the size of your nose. 10.You don't necessarily need a nose. 11.Being friends with the main character will automatically cause freaky stuff to happen to you. 12.Your hair will blow in the wind during a dramatic moment even in pouring rain or when there is no other breeze for 50 miles. 13.You're never too young to fight monsters. 14.If you're a girl, the fewer clothes you wear the better you are at fighting. 15. Or you will be completely annoying and of no use at all, and will probably either get in the way or cry hysterically. Or do both at the same time. 16.No matter how small you are, you can totally lift that weapon. 17.If you're cute enough, bubbles will spontaneously erupt behind you at random moments. 18.If it's undeniably impossible in real life, don't worry, you can totally pull it off. 19.Sleeping heals everything...EVERYTHING. So do bandages around your stomach. 20.Pupils? Psh, who needs em. Most likely if you don't have pupils, you have better power than those who do. 21.The cuter the animal is the more gruesome it will be when it kills you. 22.Travel of any form will either take 3 seconds, or 30 episodes. 23.Staying in one place for more than one season is referred to as 'being on Namek'. 24.One punch will fling you through a wall. And you will stand up, wipe off the dust, and be fine. 25.No matter how many explosions you survive, the love interest can kill you with one shot. 26.It will take either 297 episodes for the love interest to kiss you or it will never happen. 27.No matter how ugly you are, wings make you amazingly hot. 28.You're lips don't really have to match what you're saying. 29.You will sound absolutely horrible in English. 30.If it has more than two tails, it'll totally kick your ass. 31. Screaming for an obnoxiously long period of time or drawing out the name of your attack for a full minute will make it awesome, no matter what. 32.The girl in the schoolgirl uniform is way more powerful than you. 33.The longer the guy's hair, or the worse his attitude the sexier everyone thinks he is. 34. Every fight will contain a clip of a particularly good hit and will show it at least three times in 12 different angles and at least one close up. 35.You will be asked to do totally random and pointless things for filler while the writers try to catch up. 36.If your boobs wouldn't break your spine in real life then you probably won't last for more than a few episodes. 37.Your outfit will defy gravity. 38.If you stand on or near a cliff, you will have a painful flashback. 39.It’s not face paint, it's a birthmark. Or sleep deprivation. 40.The opening sequence has absolutely nothing to do with the main story, but looks really good anyway. 41.Nobody has body hair unless it's there for a joke. 42. There will be long boring speeches explaining why the good guy is good and why the bad guy is bad and how the bad guy is, better than, or just like the good guy because of these reasons. 43.The bad guy will try to bring the good guy over to his side. 44.The title doesn't have to have anything to do with the story, or even make sense. 45.Someone has to have amnesia, or at least has forgotten some important event. 46.The quiet girl is in love with you, and the girl you love either doesn't know, doesn't care, or loves your bitter rival. 47.Nobody ever has to use the bathroom, unless it's for a joke. 48.Somebody will have some sort of transformation. 49.The smallest person will eat the most food. 50.There will always be a giant version of some animal. And you will either have to ride it, kill it, or protect it. 51.There will be at least one overly muscular stupid guy. 52.If you can't tell if it's a boy or a girl, even after you hear them talk, it's probably a boy. 53. Cross-dressing will be required to get away from a bad guy, and the task will probably fall to either the main character or the biggest ugliest guy on the team. 54.Shadows do not have to make sense. 55.If you're eye is covered by hair, it will take something like a nuclear explosion to move it...or a plot device. 56.Dramatic lighting and single rays of light can turn any moment into a profound and meaningful moment. 57.Breathing under water? Totally possible. 58. If a hat is a regular part of your normal outfit you could be hanging upside down underwater on the moon and it will stay on. 59.Space is totally habitable. 60.Lasers out of any body part are always helpful. 61.Nothing in the entire series has to make any sense. 62.Anything can be a pet, if you can catch it. 63.Anything, no matter how big, can be shoved into a little ball and released into a fight at random. 64.You can be 10 years old for 12 years. 65.Your super secret special weapon won't work the way you intended. 66.The people who live in the 90 degree weather will wear black. 67.There will be an episode where the main character takes his shirt off. It's just for the fan girls. Enjoy. 68.Hot springs can be found anywhere. 69.Everything a character says can be turned into innuendo. 70.When someone get hurt his/her cuteness rises by 30 71.Getting stabbed with a sword will not kill you, it'll just give you special powers. 72.Note books fall out of the sky. Then they give you godly powers. 73.War sucks. 74.Smart people wear glasses. 75.Music foreshadows plot. 76.The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you’ll get. 77.(Inversely, the harder you try, the less you’ll get.) 78.When you die, make a long speech, and don’t finish the last sentence. 79.There’s always room for flashbacks! 80.The good guy always has the BLUE glow. 81.Teachers have excellent aim with small objects. 82.Honour is sexy; villainy is irresistible. 83.Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING. 84.The coolest weapon is still the sword. 85.The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend 86.Love knows no race, species, or logic. 87.Never trust a huge corporation. 88.Never fall for the girl who names her mech with a French name. 89.Never fall in love with a psychic. 90.You can never have too much hair. 91.Sweating is a sure sign of stress. 92.Daydreaming leads to accidents. 93.The cute, fuzzy creature isn’t what it seems. 94.Cherry blossoms mean nostalgia. 95.Always take gravity into account. 96.Settings and faces are self-generating. 97.Losing your temper can be therapeutic. 98.You can never have too many subplots. 99.You always remember the sad endings. 100.Double suicide is romantic. 101.Outrageous vehicles only make the hero cooler. 102.No matter how much blood is lost, no one can die by a nosebleed. 103.(The same theory above applies to vomiting.) 104.The girl with the curly hair is always the seductress. 105.If a sister falls in love with her brother, somewhere down the line you will discover that they’re not blood related. 106.The guy in the baseball cap is always more powerful than he seems. 107.All young children can pilot mecha, you just need to give them a few days. 108.It is possible to incorporate martial arts into any aspect of life. 109.All high school kids in Japan have parents that are away on extended business trips. 110.You can do anything to the human body as long as you hit the right pressure point. 111.Consuming enormous amounts of alcohol daily will never have ill effects. 112.All major villains either want to take over the world or blow it up. 113.When someone paints up their face, they mean business. 114.Everyone in Japan has excellent singing voices. 115.The martial arts expert is always defenseless against a slap from the girl who loves him. 116.The longer it takes to say what your punch is called, the more effective it is. 117.No matter how big the mech/labour/mobile suit is, if it runs around the corner, the guy chasing it loses the trail. 118.The fate of the planet rests in the hands of the seemingly normal high school student. 119.The heroine must shred her clothes while transforming into something to fight the bad guys. 120.True evil can never be destroyed, only banished to some nether realm where it awakes after a few hundred years. 121.Even the bravest souls can be made weak and helpless by the sight of a cute little puppy or kitten 122.All persons under the age of 50 can do a ten foot vertical jump from a standing position. 123.ESP causes more trouble than it solves. 124.The police are never anywhere there is a large amount of property damage. 125.All people with esper powers give off multicoloured auras. 126.Just about any outer space villain has his sights set on destroying the Earth. 127.(in conjunction with #126) No other planet in the universe will be able to stop said villain except the Earth. 128.Any character can make a leap of 300 ft or more if given a good running start. 129.A samurai’s sword can cut through anything. 130.All characters over the age of 60 shrink in height in direct proportion to their age. 131.When uncovering a fabulous treasure, the thing will be large enough to completely destroy any surrounding structures. 132.Anime villains have the best deaths. 133.Any love interest will always be possessed by a demon. 134.The hero always looses the first fight with a new enemy. 135.The guys with two earrings are from the Negaverse. 136.Don’t trust the guys with two earrings. 137.Any truly evil person who changes sides for the woman he loves will die in that episode. 138.The song “Cry Me a River” takes on a whole new meaning. From Dangerous Pleasure Scanlation Group: (for those who don't watch yaoi in BoyXBoy love Seme is ontop and Uke is on the bottum (more then likely tied to the bottum by means of neck tie, handcufs, or rope that comes from thin air) stop reading if stuff like this bugs you XD) The Seme's Handbook: 1. If you can't make your uke come just by licking his ass, you suck in bed. 2. The number of toys that any average seme owns (for his uke) would put any sex shop to shame. 3. Ukes ooze pheromones. Chances are you can't sense them; equip all possible aggressors among your underlings with gas masks just in case. 4. The car you own is a BMW, Mercedes, Porche or any other extra expensive make. Also, a seme's car will defy the laws of physics by being larger inside than the outside to allow for comfortable uke-smexing. 5. Regardless of what kind of seme you are, you love to talk dirty during sex. 6. Semes don't eat cake. Ever. 7. Semes will hardly ever have sex complitely naked. That's an uke thing. 8. Rape = Love. The more you love your uke, the more right you have to rape him. 9. The cure for rape = more rape! If another seme kissed, touched or looked at your uke, get rid of his mark by replacing it with your own. 10. You can forgive your uke for anything. It will either lead to sex (of the make-up variety) or more sex (as punishment). Either way, you win. 11. No matter how much your uke struggles, you can always tie your uke in a compromising position in five seconds flat. If this was a contest, you'd win first price hands down (or tied). 12. It doesn't matter if your uke is as dumb as doorknob and irritating as hell, you still love him because...you're a seme and that's what semes do. 13. If you are foreign, you consider Japanese men cute and cuddly and will go to extreme lengths to turn them into your uke. This is especially true of American CEOs, exhange students, Middle Eastern princes, French patissiers, Chinese mafia hunks, Italian captains and English noblemen with funny names. 14. Smexing your uke with his glasses on is the ultimate goal. If the uke takes off his glases before/while you smex him, you have failed. 15. You can't afford to smex your uke with your glasses on because if that happens, you can't be sure if the uke loves you or the glasses. 16. Semes hardly ever sweat during sex. Ukes, on the other hand, produce copious amounts of fluids of varying origins. 17. Never let your uke do any work! It's the uke's job to lie on the bed. It's YOUR job to make him feel good all night. (If your uke hasn't come at least five times, you're doing it wrong) 18. Everybody is out to rape your uke. You've got to protect his chastity by guarding him day and night! 19. SAS = Semes Always Swallow! Spitting out semen is for wusses. 20. You don't have to think too hard for the perfect birthday present for your uke -just do him eight times in a row. On the other hand, the only acceptable present for you is your uke wearing an apron and nothing else. 21. Selective hearing is a necessary trait in a seme. When your uke says "no", what you hear is "Please ignore my tears, resisting and all that jazz, because, really, I want you to continue". 22. It's perfectly normal to be able to pin a grown man to the wall using only one hand to grip his wrists. 23. After sex, you always wear the pajama pants. Your uke will wear the shirt, lest he wishes to tempt you again with his perky pink nipples. 24. Want to know the meaning behind your uke's words? Use our handy Uke-tionary: - No! I don't want this = Fuck me - Stop it! = Fuck me - I need to sleep = Fuck me - What's for dinner? = Fuck me 25. A seme must have different colored hair to his uke. 26. Ropes materialize out of thin air. Don't worry about stashing ropes or ties around the house -if you've got your uke under you, you can just pull a rope from sub-space to tie him up Uke Survival 101: 1. Doctors always do perverted things to their patients. Don't trust them. 2. All co-workers are gay for you. The one being friendly? Definitely. The one ignoring you? Uh-huh. The one who glares at you non-stop? Probably out to rape you. The workplace is a sexually charged environment! 3. High schools are dangerous, too. Everyone's gay for you. Students, teachers, school doctors... only the old cleaning lady might be straight. 4. Don't trust guys in uniforms, whether they're high school, military or police. Uniforms are a threat to your chastity. 5. Aprons are guaranteed instant-erection makers, even if you're not into guys. ...ESPECIALLY if you're not into guys. 6. Do not pick up any "strays". You think you're being a good samaritan, but they'll refuse to move out, and then you're stuck with an extra mouth to feed. And oh, you'll probably end up discovering you're gay. 7. Your first love LASTS FOREVER. Doesn't matter if it was ten years ago, you just can't forget this guy, and you probably never had any other relationships because of it. 8. If you're an uke, you are destined to blush. A lot. Doesn't matter how old you are, doesn't matter how COLD you are, if your seme says anything remotely romantic, if your seme looks at you, if your seme thinks about you, you're gonna start a full-body blush. 9. All American males, gay straight or otherwise, greet each other with a big passionate smooch on the mouth- it's just friendly! 10. During a bout of sex, ukes are always naked (socks optional), and semes are almost always fully clothed. 11. Women are just pretty office ornaments. Despite the hoards of sexy and cute office ladies around, as long as there are two men working in one department, they'll end up together. (Boss=Seme and Subordinate=Uke). 12. It's impossible to "switch it up". Once an uke, forever an uke. Forget ever topping. Semes may love their ukes a LOT, but not enough to bottom. 13. Everybody in the entire world has gay inclinations. Have a high school crush on somebody of the same gender? Go ahead, confess! If he doesn’t feel the same way about you already, he’ll soon be swayed by the depth of your feelings. 14. Semes stay hard. Doesn’t matter how many times or how exhausted the uke is, it’s time for the next round. 15. Ukes are world champions on getting teary-eyed (this is, of course, to emphasize a quintessential uke trait: vulnerability). 16. The cure to everything is rape sex. Poor uke has the sniffles? Sex! The uke has a broken leg? Sex! The uke just got raped? SEX! If we could package it and sell it as a cure-all, we could be millionaires. 17. Semes love semen. Every single one of them loves giving their uke a blowjob and guzzling it down. Ukes, on the other hand can’t be expected to dirty themselves like that. 18. 90 percent of the male population from 10-40 is gay. The remaining 10 percent still hasn’t come out. |
Statistics
All Anime Stats Anime Stats
Days: 248.5
Mean Score:
7.75
- Watching5
- Completed430
- On-Hold117
- Dropped225
- Plan to Watch296
- Total Entries1,073
- Rewatched81
- Episodes14,883
All Manga Stats Manga Stats
Days: 25.8
Mean Score:
8.29
- Total Entries83
- Reread6
- Chapters2,200
- Volumes419
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