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Yae-Yae Apr 19, 2012 11:50 AM
Another set of jokes via e-mail...have at 'em. ;)
Subject: FW: 5 Minute Management Course

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel..'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband
says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you
just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be
in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff!
She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want
those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,
'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing
cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate..
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Yae-Yae Apr 7, 2012 7:03 PM

Yae-Yae Mar 29, 2012 12:14 PM
For all of the Biology majors out there! But also, for us regular folks...Enjoy this very amusing little gem... ;)
Notes on Biology
Yae-Yae Mar 27, 2012 2:01 PM
An interesting take on the way some men view us women when it comes to sex and the power thereof. Fascinating...^^
Yae-Yae Mar 21, 2012 8:31 AM
The Supremes were never a band, old friend, but a superstar Girl Group. Baby Love is a great classic. I am well...looking forward to Easter. Glad you are still around to say hello every-now-and-again. ^^ Take care now.
Yae-Yae Mar 20, 2012 8:47 PM
What memories I have growing up with these beauties and the great superstars they once were. I remember the pullovers, the mini-skirts, black eyeliner, and all the crushes...damn, but those boys were cute! Loved and adored every one of them. I dedicate this to all of you on this fine Tuesday evening. Smoochies for the good times.
Yae-Yae Mar 17, 2012 11:22 AM
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Yae-Yae Feb 29, 2012 10:01 AM
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Yae-Yae Feb 6, 2012 11:08 AM
A friend sent this to me...passing it on...too funny but with a sweet ending.
Yae-Yae Jan 30, 2012 9:30 PM
You may want to check this one out...well done and deep. Artsy and abstract...7/10 from me. The torrent is on Tokyo Toshokan. ^^
Yae-Yae Jan 26, 2012 1:35 PM
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Yae-Yae Dec 28, 2011 3:27 PM

Just too funny!
Yae-Yae Dec 24, 2011 10:50 AM