Illusions.. or real illusions, Hidden in an illusion is the real illusion, From one illusion will sprout another illusion, Hidden in truths lie lies, hidden in lies hides the truth
!!!copy & paste on your profile!!!
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
(i dont get y people like that stuff)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.
(yes i do that a lot)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Don't ask...)
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
(yes yes yes)
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (i hate preppies...)
If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (O.O CHOCOLATE!!)
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I was bored ok!?)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (it happens)
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. (I'm one of those people... call me crazy but I don't care!)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I felt like it...)
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile (ya i have it was funny!)
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile (Oh, she's insane alright)
If you have run into a sliding glass door paste this in your profile. (i thout it was open andI was't looking where I was going and...BAM.... and it was soo funny)
If you have slept for almost a whole day, paste this on your profile. (ya i have i felt so good when i woke up)
If you have spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile (yes i have)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (ya i know some)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile (it just happend)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (it was a glass door.)
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (on my bike)
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. (Definately me)
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. (Definately!)
If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile. (ok true story i use to have one and i sleepd with it and i relly dremed they toke over the world)
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. (Preppies,make them go away,far far away)
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (I'll die if that happens!!)
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. (Been there, done that)
30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl, Crystal Tsuki Tenshi, elsey951
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (My friends were talking about boys and dating and i want to talk about some thing eles so i just askd wut ur have ice cream was, and they looked at me werid)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl, Crystal Tsuki Tenshi, elsey951
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
(YES YES YES YES!!!!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl, Crystal Tsuki Tenshi, elsey951
You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
And now youre laughing at your stupidity. (Silly me)
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.
(yes i do as u can tell)
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.
(i have friends that are differnt)
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (I forgot what chair I was sitting on and leaned backwards...causing me to fall...)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (definately!)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
(yes i love reading!!!)
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (yes i have but only 3 to 6 times)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (yes i do and have more then one)
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. (that is soooooo boring)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (Dear god... make them go away!)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (ya i do that sometimes and peolpe look at me werid)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm healthy and young thank you very much!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover,Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name, I always change my penname,tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Crystal Tsuki Tenshi,elsey951
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
(yes i relly relly do that would be sooo cool)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.
(yes and i still do)
Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirls, Crystal Tsuki Tenshi,elsey951
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile (Happened..twice...no 3 times and i am still on 2 of them, the 1st was on Kyo Sohma from Fruits Basket, next one was Conan Edogawa from Detective Conan,last one is Kaito Kuroba from Detective Conan and Magic Kaito)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
(ya a lot and u should be doing it bye know)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (ya i was out of it a bit and ask like a whats 2+2 kind of question)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Happens alot)
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
(ya i do i love japan but i dont know anything about it)
If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile. (ya i do that sometimes)
If you have ever T.V. and as soon as it went to a comercial you ask yourself, "what was i just watching?" copy this onto your profile. (ya i have and its funny wen peolpe ask u that)
If you love rain, paste this on your profile. (I luuuve rain!!)
Everyone has problems, things that don't go as planned, days that they don't want to think of again. Some are worse than others, but we just have to remember, you're not the only one. If you agree, put this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, put this on your profile
(ya i have insed of fall back i fell up, and still dont know how i did it)
If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.
(ya it is as u can mabe see)
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile
(ya i have when i was bord and when i read this and i still want to know)
If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile. ( ya i have, it was like going in slowmo kind of thing and it was get funny to me)
IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES!
(ya i believe, i believe a lot of things)
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!
(i hate smoke it weird)
If you are your own person and don't follow the 'in crowd' or 'cliques' for the sake of being 'cool' copy and paste this into your profile.
(i hate the in crowd stuff,it makes u look dorky at how hard u try to fit in)
70 percent of kids today have sex at the age of 14 (no kidding) if you are part of the 30 percent who will wait until marriage/or until older to have sex copy and paste this into your profile.
(for one i am 15 not 14, for two i will have sex after marriage)
90 percent of the kids today have tried or will try drugs (anytype whether it be heroin,crack, PCP etc.)If you are part of the 10 who will never even think of trying drugs copy and paste this into your profile
(no never i dont get why people like them)
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
(yes i love fanfiction!! i not good at wrighting but love reading)
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
(ya that would be cool but not those prince and princess ones but the one that are like manga and anime)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this to your profile.
(i have done that before and my friends laught with me)
If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
(i am sooooo proud of my self for being random)
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.
(yes a lot of people)
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
(ya i have done that before that was a funny day)
If you hate Math with a passion, copy and paste this to your profile
(math wut can i say about math:its boring and more then half the stuff u do learn u dont even use, so it should just burn to hell and dissappear)
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
(ya i do sometimes, like u are now)
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
I wish not to live long, Only long enough to know What it means to LIVE
"Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying 'Hey, is there room in your head for one more?'"
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are
The Difference between Friends and Bestfriends!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile
"It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream of waking that never seems to take the chance, It is the one who won't be taken who cannot give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live."
My inner animal spirit.
Your Result: wolf
You may be swift and keen. You may know a lot about others. You may be gentle but a little vicios sometimes. You may be a bit sad sometimes and may have been through some hard times in the past. Result Breakdown:
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Your inner animal spirit is a Cat
You're elegant, understanding, and intuitive. Often deep in though,you're an empathetic person with a big heart. At times, you can be rather lazy.
Your Inner Dragon is the true draconic magic-user. Tans have been all but forgotten in popular literature, but that suits them just fine. They're slightly shy and spend most of their time in impassable mountain valleys. When feeling brave or adventurous, Tans use their shape-shifting ability to blend in with society. Given a choice, however, Tans still much prefer to be left to their own devices.
You like to spend time devising new and interesting spells and potions, and counting and hoarding your gigantic treasure. Your favorable attributes are longevity, security, magic, and reverence for life. To top it off, your breath weapon is a curious mix of Fire antemper!d Air. Just tell folks to watch out, as a Tan you've got a seriously short
What's your inner element
Your Result: air
You may be a leader. You love flying in airplanes and hotair ballons. You have a swift personality, and may dream about living on clouds. Maybe you love relaxing on the grass and love looking at the sky. Result Breakdown:
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