How do you do, person (male)?
I am currently interwebbing with my crusty fingerinos. Send your important messages via commentary cube, and I may receive dopamine. However, I may not be mushing my brain with garbage television at the time... Hahahaha, I jest, and you are a jester, you clown. Send the comment already, you gobbler of round objects, and potential homicidialist (my mother says so). You are liberal-minded, and my mind is far removed from liberality, AND mindfulness. Now, compress that switch. The Enter switch. It's rainbow-neon is strobing your eyes like a disco party of vision loss, and you already know what to type. Either 'based,' or 'cringe,' and thank your fellow updooter adventurers for their precious silver currencies on the Reddits dot com r slash funny feets.
You won't regret it.