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Dec 26, 2018
Bunny Girl Senpai is a textbook example of never judge a book by its cover. From initial expection, it would seem to be nothing more than a typical ecchi anime featuring a dim witted protagonist surrounded by a harem of sexy girls clad in skimpy bunny suits. And you know what? I would have been completely ok with that. But after actually watching the anime, it becomes apparent that this anime offers something entirely different. Now is that special "something" going to please everyone? Well, based off of all of the love this anime has been receiving, it would seem that the majority of this read more
Dec 22, 2018
Hey, are you feeling down because you have this great idea for an anime but keep getting rejected by every studio that you try to sell your pitch to? Well it's time to turn that frown upside down, because Studio Trigger will gladly produce your anime for you, as long as your anime contains a few specific things of course. Here are the three easy steps that you must follow in order to have your anime green lit by Studio Trigger!

1. Make sure to have a LOT of steamy hot fan service. It's best if your main source of sex appeal comes from your leading read more
Dec 20, 2018
Zombieland Saga is unironically the best anime of the season.

Let me tell you a little story. Once Upon a Time, I got hooked on the idol genre, and descended into what is commonly referred to as idol hell. However, contrary to popular belief, I was able to snap out of my zombie like trance and escape from idol hell, and I can happily say that I’ve been clean for over two years. No longer having an interest in idol anime, I had no inclination to watch Zombieland Saga, and had planned on skipping it. What a sad, misguided fool the me of three or read more
Dec 19, 2018
There was once an imouto who had a dream
That her Onii-chan would fill her with lots of cream
But alas, her Onii-chan was an incomprehensibly dense loser
Who didn’t understand anything about her

So she wrote a light novel about incest in order to cope
And to her surprise, everyone thought her story was supah dope
But she was too shy to stand in the spotlight and take credit
So she decided to have her failed Onii-chan do it

Thus the paper thin plot line has been established
And what follows will make your brain cells become diminished
Especially once more girls are introduced
Who, spoiler alert, won’t give your little buddy a boost

The females read more
Nov 5, 2018
"That time I got roped into thinking that this anime might actually be good after seeing all of the praise for it only to be terribly disappointed" basically sums of my experience with TenSura right now.

This season's token isekai anime is super duper original because it's protagonist gets reincarnated as a slime instead of a person. Mind = Blown. Our hero is portrayed as an embarrassment to society with no unique qualities who dies a horrible death when he ventures outside to communicate with other humans. Now here we have the moral of the story: Don't go outside kids. So after dying a virgin read more
Oct 27, 2018
Goblin Slayer is an anime about a dude named Goblin Slayer who slays goblins.

Now here's the part of my review where I wish I could say "but there's just so much more to Goblin Slayer than that!" Unfortunately, I just can't. In fact, with the exception of a few dark scenes, this show possesses all of the qualities of a typical fantasy world anime. Now is this a bad thing? Of course not. It's just that Goblin Slayer was hyped as a new and innovative approach to the genre. Yet from what I've seen so far, this simply isn't the case. In this preview, read more
Sep 29, 2018
Grand Blue is an anime about nude dudes drinking booze.
Oh yeah, and there’s some diving and other stuff too…yep.

So right after this anime finished airing, I decided to start binge watching it because I had nothing more productive to do with my life, and I fully expected to get bored and move on to something else after a few episodes. But I didn’t. I just couldn’t stop watching it. And a few hours later, I found myself having completed the anime with a big, stupid grin plastered across my face. And there’s one major reason for this.

Grand Blue made me laugh my ass off. read more
Sep 26, 2018
What happens when the hero fails to save the day and just gives up?
According to Steins;Gate 0, he spirals into a state of complete depression and despair, becoming a shell of his former self.

Steins;Gate 0 is an alternate future where protagonist Okabe Rintarou fails to save Makise Kurisu. It’s sort of a “what if” story that shows what would happen if Okabe gave up on trying to reach the sacred Steins;Gate world line in which everyone is happy and there’s no apocalypse in the near future. To put it bluntly, S;G0 blew me away. It’s been quite a long time since I’ve been so read more
Sep 20, 2018
How not to Summon a Demon Lord is a near textbook example of how to properly execute an ecchi anime. And let me tell you, it’s about freaking time. Call me perverted if you will, but sometimes I just want to sit in a secluded location and listen to 2D girls moan in pleasure as they’re put in ridiculously lewd and comical situations. Of course, I’m not so shallow as to completely disregard all other aspects of an anime and call it “da best evah!” just because it has a few cute babes and sexy scenes. The characters have to be bearable to watch and, read more
Jul 28, 2018
This anime is extraordinary!

Even when stacked up against Isekai abominations like Death March and Isekai wa Smartphone, it still somehow manages to be even worse! In fact, this might just be the worst Isekai anime that I’ve seen to date, and considering the generally poor quality of the genre, that’s really saying something. So yes, this anime (whatever the hell its name is) is definitely incredible!

Incredibly bad.

This anime doesn’t even bother to start with the protagonist getting inexplicably transported to a fantasy world. When we’re introduced to him, he’s already been in another world for two years, so it’s almost like this isn’t even an read more