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Okay, this is a review of the entire anime series. The other one was inaccurate.

Story - 1/10

Story doesn't make any sense at all. First, it should of started in the Yellow Turban Rebellion so we can atleast have a brief introduction of the characters. Second, I absolutely HATE, and yes, REALLY HATE, the settings of the story. I want to see Sun Jian (Sonken Bundai) in this, yet Sonsaku has to rule already. The HELL? The story should of started from there, and atleast, to Hu Lao Gate. It should of ended where Dong Zhuo turned out to have escaped, and Fan Chou was killed ... instead. Kazuto should also appear in this anime somehow. The next part should be atleast Cao Cao (Sousou) invading Yuan Shao (Enshou) @ Guan Du.

Art - 10/10

Although this anime lacks a good story, I love the artwork the creators did. Though, they could of done better.

Sound - 9/10.

I LOVE THE OP! Flower of Bravery is probably the best song I ever heard! I added it to my iPod.

Character - 2/10

WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY HERE?!?!?!?! EHEM, I DO NOT LIKE GAN NING (KANNEI) AS A COMMANDER!!! WHAT THE HELL? WHY DID YOU MADE GAN NING A SUPERIOR TO HER SUPURIOR LU MENG (RYOMOU)?!??! ARE YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY EFFING RETARDED? JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sorry, for my rage. I got so ANGRY when I saw a few of the characters OOC... UGH, I hate that! Although I like Cao Cao and Wen Chou (Bunshuu), WHY THE HELL IS YUAN SHAO (EN SHOU) ENEMIES WITH CAO CAO!?!?!? Shouldn't they be childhood effing FRIENDS???!?! UGH, then that ugly PIG, Lu Xun (Rikuson)... I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE LU XUN A SEXY ASS SMOKEY HAIRED, LAVA TRIMMED, HOT SUITED PYROMANIAC, BUT WHAT DO I SEE? SOME FAT ASS WOMAN WITH BIG ASS BOOBS!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!??!?!

Okay, I'm DONE reviewing the characters, LETS CONTINUE BEFORE I SPITE MORE RAGE AT THE LACK OF EFFING CHA- OH NOW THAT BRINGED ME TO THAT!!!!

Where the HELL is Guan Ping? Guan Suo? Guan Xing? CAO PI!?!?! I wanted to see MORE CHARACTERS, but do I? NO! I only see THE ORIGINAL ONES!!

BAKADA!!!

Enjoyment - 8/10

Although most of the other parts were crap (COUGHCHARACTERSCOUGH), I really enjoyed watching it. The comedy made me continuously laughing and some parts were extremely funny due to this. Ahh, I love how Ecchi animes make a smile come to my face :)

So? Overall Score?

I would give it a 10/10, but if they had imporved the characters and story, I'd rate it higher. So I rate it 3 for that particular reason. Although, the enjoyment is wonderful to watch, so if you want to watch the anime to find Cao Cao having some nice hot fun with her wife, Lady Bian, Cao Ren fingering her panties, Gan Ning getting slapped HARD in the back by Lu Meng? ... Don't watch it.

Comedy? DO WATCH. It's FUNNY!

For Anime loving sakes? Watch it.

This is a review for mostly, the entire Anime itself. As it said not to reveal spoilers, I will try my very best not to reveal any to you. :)

Enjoyment - 10

To be honest, I really don't know why it got such a low review. I actually stood up all night long watching this addicting Anime! Sure it has loads and LOADS of Yuri, but does that matter? No. What matters, is seeing the anime itself!
Storyline - 4.9/5.

I really think the storyline is quite detailed. As before, the Anime is based off of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, just with a Japanese twist, which is ... fine. But there is a few things off. For example, The Wei and the Shu leaders, Sou Sou and Son Ken are apparently cool with eachother, and aren't at war... Aren't they supposed to be bitter enemies like in real history? And Sonsaku is supposed to be below Son Ken, not the other way around! Those two are the only things that bugged me. Other than that, I think the storyline is well put.

Setting - 9.7/10.

The Setting was so close to getting an amazing review, but, once again, there is improper things I find in here. For example, Chinese people NEVER did Game Shows, and this was what? Back in 176 or something? I don't remember, because I know Sou Sou was born in the same year as Cao Cao was, so I think it's around 176, 166, I could be wrong, but still. Anyhow, yeah, there is also Ninjas, JAPANESE letters on walls and stuff, and.... What? French Maid outfits? Ehh... No. There was no French maids, yet. So yeah, Setting gets 3 votes away from 5.

Art - 10/10

Art, I find very well put, and very touchy than other Animes. Very different too! Most of the scenes were beautiful, and I actually loved it! I don't really know what to say more, I just think the person who made this took their time!

Sound - 5/10

Sound was... meh... it didn't had enough emotion into it. I can barley hear it, and most of the dialogues were covering over it. I sure hope they release the music, so I can hear it better. The Main Theme though... The First was one of my FAVOURITES! The 2nd was..... meh... it was okay, I guess.

Character(s) - 10.

I LOVE the Characters! I think they were well developed and MUCH more better than regular history. For example, Cao Cao is a Tyrant and a really mean MEAN man, but Sou Sou, she is just pure win. I love Sou Sou, because, no, not because shes a Lesbian, because of her personality. Unlike Cao Cao, Sou Sou seems to be loved by her Soldiers, her guardians and even her Strategist. Okay, before I go fan boy here, on to the main protaganist, Kanu'u. Now, I don't blame Kau'u or Aisha getting complimented only for her black hair. Now, as being a Black Haired huntress, oh yes! I'd love going around with no armour killing off Bandits! Hmm... speaking of Bandits, I always remember those 3 Bandits! They are like Jesse, James and Meowth from Pokemon! So yeah, I have to give the characters props. Though... The Villains... This is probably the only thing I hate about this anime. The main villain, the guy who looks like Irie from Higurashi, just wasn't Villainous enough. I mean, we only see him once, and what does he do? Raise a giant army! Ooh! FUN! Now what does he do? Wait... that's it? That's ALL he can do? No magic? No Protaganists loosing? THAT'S IT? Wow, sucky villain! I don't like him! I mean, he turns the main villaness against him... and that's all the villains? We need more of them and Anti-heros!

Overall - 10

I love this Anime! It's one of my favourites! If they decide to remake it, atleast make the main villain so Evil, he'd be impossible to defeat for 6-7 seasons, or make more goons that are working for him or for themselves! I'd love to see Kau'u and Co. kick some ass! Oh, and give Sou Sou more screen time fighting... I only seen her use her weapon once! And it looks AWESOME! Atleast give her more time fighting than... hmmm.... giving fan service to her women?

Anyways, that ends my review. This is my first review, and if there is anything wrong, tell me what to fix. Thank you!