So yeah...I erased all of my profile...Oh well, gotta do it better this time. :)
Japanese Doramas
Kimi wa Petto (Awww'n <3)
Proposal Daisakusen
Kurosagi
Proposal Daisakusen SP
Yamato Nadeshiki Schichi Henge
Hana Kimi
Nobuto wo Produce
Kurosagi: The Movie)
Bloody Monday (watching)
Hoturo no Hiraki (dropped D:)
Yukan Club
Copy Paste Thing:
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. Then you'll get the joke.
Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"
16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"
17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
Stereotypes
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND/Marching Band/Colorguard, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
I'm fat so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days
I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.
I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.
I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.
I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.
I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.
I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi
I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.
I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE
Te envio este mensaje para informarte de nuestra presencia aqui en MAL, como neo-club Hispano hablante, y para invitarte ad hacer parte de nuestra acojedora comunidad, obviamente si se presenta de vuestro interes. Tenemos Juegos, Debates, Noticias, Member Cards y varias ediciones de cards para los miembros. Sientase libre de pasar un rato con nosotros ^O^!
We have a couple of new polls up now which we have the Character and Team of the Month for February 2012 which you can vote for by visiting the following links.
To get this club up and more active again we are looking for members who are interested in helping us with different tasks in the club. If you have lots of spare time, are on MAL almost every day and interested in joining one of the staff openings please feel free to PM one of the admins on which tasks you’re interested in. Here’s some of the staff openings that are available now:
Newsletter Team – This is the area we need the most help. Job of being on the newsletter team is to send letters out to the members of the fan club. Were looking for at least 15 members or more to help us out with this task since sending letters to nearly 5000 members takes a long time for only one person alone.
Member Card Makers - If you have some graphic experience, we need your help with making Member ID Cards and sending them out to members that request for one.
Club Recruiters – Looking for a least a couple of members who are interested to help inviting members to the club that are interested in the Naruto series.
Again please PM me or one the other admins if you are interested in one of the positions above.
Hello~ This is a message from Anime Kingdom. I know the club isn't very active, but i'm going to try to get it active again. To get it active again, i have created a thread called "News Letter Sign Up." If you like to recieve news letter for updates on the club, cards, polls, then please sign up here
Hello~ This is a message from Anime Characters Fanclub. I know the club isn't very active, but I’m going to try to get it active again. To get it active again, I have created a thread called "News Letter Sign Up." If you like to receive news letter for updates on the club, cards, polls, then please sign up here. The club also have two new limited edition and they are Lavi & Allen Walker.
Hi there! I hope everyone is doing good? First of all, we have 400+ Member and there will be a Limited Edition soon. Every Saturday, there will be a Newsletter. If you wish to recieve any Newsletter, please click on the url that say Newsletter Sign Up. The Newsletter will feature what new to the club, member cards, polls, games, claims, limited edition, ETC. If you DO NOT sign up for one, I will not send any Newletters to your profile. Thank you for your time reading this Newsletter. Please have a nice day :)
Important: For evey Limited Edition, there will be a poll to vote on the theme and the next day the Limited Edition will be open. Also, I will NOT send out notice about Limited Edition, but I WILL PUT A DATE when the Limited Edition is open.
On July 22nd, I'll be deleting all of member cards and claims so please saved and rehost if you didn't already. For people who request them, please wait until July 23rd to get them.
Hi there everyone and sorry that the club wasn't active. Also, welcome to the new members that had joined. The club have a new layout and new member cards and later on there will be new things added. Also the club will have a poll weekly (depend if I'm not busy) to decide on the next limited edition. Lastly, there are some people that I already did their claim so please see if your claim is there.
Closed Thread:
The thread that are closed are only the Claims. The claims thread will reopen after are the claim is all done and been sent out to the person who had requested them.
Claim Pick Up IMPORTANT: Please save your claim before July 22nd
From now on club staff makes signatures for members so come and request at: Request your signature. Also we noticed that meny members havent introduced them yet, so you can do it here: Introduce!. We hopeing to get club people to chat at club profile. If you dont like that, then u can chat here: Lets Chat!. And for last thing, we would be very happy if you would vote here:AMV of the mounth!
PS! Also evryone who can make cards can easyly become club admin, just check here: Become Officer/Admin!!
Hey! Shining Kpop group SHINEE needs your help. http://www.acepolls.com/polls/1188264-best-kpop-male-groups-2011
Now we are in second place,but we need just a few hundred votes to reach FIRST place! Help Shinee to become THE BEST KPOP GROUP 2011.
Thank u for voting.
Hiya minna! We have officially hit 300 members!!! Woohoo! PARTYYYYY!!!!!! Well, maybe not a party but we do have some Special Edition cards to celebrate this wonderful occasion XD So, drop in and make your order! But you better move fast, cause only the first 30 people who claim get one! Gambatte!!!
In other news, there is a new pic in the ‘Guess this Character’ game! See if ya know who it is! ^____^
Well, that’s really all we’ve got to say. Thank you for joining and sticking with us! ~Ja
Hello dear members, we're trying to revive this club again from the dead, and so we decided to create a member cards discussion, which consists of members who wish to make member cards post their templetes there after a few people join in we'll create a voting, you'll have more information about the voting later on ^^, hope to see you all in the club XD
P.S: No link to the thread, don't get lazy and go visit the club yourself xP, we have a new layout as well XD
(just click on the pic you have above and it'll take you to the club)
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Te envio este mensaje para informarte de nuestra presencia aqui en MAL, como neo-club Hispano hablante, y para invitarte ad hacer parte de nuestra acojedora comunidad, obviamente si se presenta de vuestro interes. Tenemos Juegos, Debates, Noticias, Member Cards y varias ediciones de cards para los miembros. Sientase libre de pasar un rato con nosotros ^O^!
Saludos!!
Federación Latino - Americana.
January 2012 Edition
Hello~ This is a message from Anime Characters Fanclub. I know the club isn't very active, but I’m going to try to get it active again. To get it active again, I have created a thread called "News Letter Sign Up." If you like to receive news letter for updates on the club, cards, polls, then please sign up here. The club also have two new limited edition and they are Lavi & Allen Walker.
Hi there! I hope everyone is doing good? First of all, we have 400+ Member and there will be a Limited Edition soon. Every Saturday, there will be a Newsletter. If you wish to recieve any Newsletter, please click on the url that say Newsletter Sign Up. The Newsletter will feature what new to the club, member cards, polls, games, claims, limited edition, ETC. If you DO NOT sign up for one, I will not send any Newletters to your profile. Thank you for your time reading this Newsletter. Please have a nice day :)
Summer Limited Edition (Only 4 Spot LEFT)
Newsletter Sign Up
Member Card
Poll: Chocolate Vs. Lollipop Theme Limited Edition
Sorry for the spam ^.^"
Newsletter From Anime/Manga Lover Club (A.M.L.C.)
Important: For evey Limited Edition, there will be a poll to vote on the theme and the next day the Limited Edition will be open. Also, I will NOT send out notice about Limited Edition, but I WILL PUT A DATE when the Limited Edition is open.
On July 22nd, I'll be deleting all of member cards and claims so please saved and rehost if you didn't already. For people who request them, please wait until July 23rd to get them.
Thread That Are Open
Poll:Chocolate Vs. Lollipop Theme Limited Edition
Limited Edition Idea
Member Card
Claim A Servant
Claim A Knight
Claim A Chibi
Claim A Vampire
Claim A Twin
Adopt A Character
Summer Limited Edition
Anime/Manga Lover Club (A.M.L.C.) News Letter
Hi there everyone and sorry that the club wasn't active. Also, welcome to the new members that had joined. The club have a new layout and new member cards and later on there will be new things added. Also the club will have a poll weekly (depend if I'm not busy) to decide on the next limited edition. Lastly, there are some people that I already did their claim so please see if your claim is there.
Open Thread:
Member Card
Poll: Summer Or Romance Limited Edition
Closed Thread:
The thread that are closed are only the Claims. The claims thread will reopen after are the claim is all done and been sent out to the person who had requested them.
Claim Pick Up
IMPORTANT: Please save your claim before July 22nd
http://www.acepolls.com/polls/1188264-best-kpop-male-groups-2011
Now we are in second place,but we need just a few hundred votes to reach FIRST place! Help Shinee to become THE BEST KPOP GROUP 2011.
Thank u for voting.
In other news, there is a new pic in the ‘Guess this Character’ game! See if ya know who it is! ^____^
Well, that’s really all we’ve got to say. Thank you for joining and sticking with us! ~Ja
Hello dear members, we're trying to revive this club again from the dead, and so we decided to create a member cards discussion, which consists of members who wish to make member cards post their templetes there after a few people join in we'll create a voting, you'll have more information about the voting later on ^^, hope to see you all in the club XD
P.S: No link to the thread, don't get lazy and go visit the club yourself xP, we have a new layout as well XD
(just click on the pic you have above and it'll take you to the club)