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When is this king coming back to bless us inferior plebians with more of his reviews? my withdrawl symptoms have become too much to bear

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This has got to be the single best profile on this site. Every one of your posts is incredibly well written and thought out. It must have taken extensive planning and dedication to troll this well and keep up the act for this long. You are truly a master of your art.

All of the information on your profile makes a perfect caricature of the urban elitist journalist stereotype. Everything from your location and the description all the way down to the pretentious profile picture is perfect. Shakespeare himself couldn't have written a better character.

Your reviews and posts are comedy gold. I won't lie, I almost fell for the bait when I first saw your Kiki's Delivery Service review. The intentional misunderstanding of key story elements combined with claiming to be a cuck for someone who poses as a witch. Amazing troll! The fluffy condescending language in your more recent reviews was a sight to behold. You even mentioned Elon Musk in your K-On review! Great job staying in character. Your bait post about looking for a mecha series for someone who understands basic economics was amazing. You even included non-mecha anime in your list of mecha anime you didn't like. I laughed out loud at your timely reply about not watching police themed anime for two weeks "in solidarity." Beautiful.

Keep up the good work.

Stay funny, based troll-lord.

Holy based

kill yourself

eagerly awaiting the return of my god, my raison d'etre, my zenbu

(sigh). It’s difficult to find others who are smart enough to hate the hivemind trash that is Konosuba. However, this makes it especially pleasing when finally finding someone like you.

Pls have my children oh godly being
(Btw to anyone thinking he is serious check out his anilist)

dude are you okey? You need god in your life

I read this dude's Oyasumi Punpun review and the very first line states that this is the type of person who sits whith 3 screens infront of them watching/reading 3 different anime or manga. Cuz they just don't understand wtf is actually going on. Now, I don't know what actually keeps going on in this guy's head but he gave FMAB a 3, HxH a 4, JoJo a 4, and Sword art Online a fricking 7. Again, not saying hating on his opinions, but how the actual f does he like Sao when he doesn't like Hxh, when the author of Sao clearly states that he had inspiration from the Greed Island Arc. These are the people who show off their pseudo intelligence on public communities hating on actual masterpieces and driving common folk away from something they would like by casually hating. This guy is not stupid, but is really weird and I don't recommend calling him an actual strict critic, it's right if I call him a critic who doesn't understand the core of a story and just keeps spewing bullcrap all over a beatifully written work just to show off that he is a very, if not the only person who can actually understand content. This guy says, I am a writer, ahem, don't want to be rude but can I see some of your works?

Your reviews are currently the best and well-thought out I've seen on this website in my 14 years of using it. Kudos my friend, fucking kudos!

I had a look at your Punpun review and thought it was an interesting perspective, concise to the point that I am thinking it might be another Evangelion. I haven't actually read it for myself, though did you not take into consideration that one must do their homework in order to understand why Punpun is what he is? Something on the scope of the symbolism that may lie or be bestowed?

That is false
https://punpun.fandom.com/wiki/Punpun_Onodera
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodnight_Punpun
Unless Inio Asano told you that he is an actual bird?

>However 'cute' Yui, Ritsu, Mugi, Mio, and Azusa may seem to you, they are ultimately an insidious trick. These nonliving things prattling about the club-room represent the zenith of lies fed to us by Kawaii culture and the Kremlin agents who invented it to keep us docile.

Please take off the tinfoil hat, go outside and touch some grass

I'm convinced that this account is satire. There's no way somebody could un-ironically be this pompous and stupid simultaneously