RainyRai's Profile

1. FMA 2003 > FMA:B and if you disagree I'm going to skin you because I can not physically tolerate the opinions of other human beings.

2. Evangelion is humanity's magnum opus. It is the best thing, the best Japanese animation, the best Chinese cartoon, the greatest Korean moving painting, the most good Taiwanese chalk drawing, the most spectacular painting made by a caveman using blood and their fingers. Evangelion is the Evangelion if things that have been made.

3. ERASED is responsible for every bad thing that's ever happened ever. Stubbed your toe this morning? ERASED's fault. Ran out of your favorite brand of cereal? ERASED's fault. A friend of yours got hurt in a car accident? ERASED's fault. A dear relative passed away? ERASED's fault. You literally fucking died? ERASED's fault. You had to watch an absolutely insufferable series for 12 fucking episodes that has some of the worst characters and writing you've seen in North Korean pencil scribbles? You already fucking know who's fault it is.

Do you like anime? Yeah? Well I fucking don't, so I don't like you, and I don't like your family. I don't like your pets, I don't like your belongings, I don't like anything you care about. There is no way I could like someone that likes anime. It was the Spring of 1479 when anime came in and killed my village, my parents, my love interest, and my pet rock. Blasted fucking anime. Minute it was born all it had was murder and an excess amount of underage porn in it's eyes. I've always lived my life in a tumbling state of fear of the entity known as Japanese animation. It has tormented me. It has tortured me. It is my nightmare, my terror and my pain. I can never escape. It is endless, it has consumed me, it is a cancer that has laid it's hands onto my soul and will hold onto it until the heat death of the universe.

So yeah anime is pretty cool shit because of that. Check out my favorite stuff, because some things don't cause me intense organ pain.