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Five Illustrations of How a New Idea Disconcerts a Man Unprepared for It
(loosely based on Daniil Charms)
1.
WRITER: I'm a writer.
READER: In my opinion you're shit!
THE WRITER stands for a few minutes, shaken by this new idea, and falls down in a dead faint. He is carried out.
2.
ARTIST: I'm an artist.
WORKER: In my opinion you're shit!
THE ARTIST turns as white as a sheet, sways like a thin reed and unexpectedly expires. He is carried out.
3.
COMPOSER: I am a composer.
VANYA RUBLYOV: In my opinion you are shit!
THE COMPOSER, breathing heavily, sank back. He is promptly carried out.
4.
ANIME FAN: This is my favourite Anime.
ANIME COMMUNITY: In my opinion your taste is shit!
THE ANIME FAN recedes into fetal position, starts sobbing uncontrollably and is carried out.
5.
CHEMIST: I'm a chemist.
PHYSICIST: In my opinion you're shit!
THE CHEMIST said not another word and collapsed heavily to the floor.
I'm a Russian-born Psychology student in Germany. I like lifting, anime, literature, video games and death metal in no particular order.
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