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Yes, I know it's Haruka Nanase! :D

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Woohoooooo! :D I've never used Skype for chatting with Internet friends . . .or even real life friends for that matter. So uhm. . . please be gentle with me XD I'm super awkward in real life.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. I'LL NEVER BELIEVE YOU >.<

(Small Laura: ROUND THING LOOK TASTY. I. . . EAT!!!!! NOM NOM NOM.)
. . .and I was never welcomed at their home ever again. I always wonder why.
. . .but you don't remember eating it! :D HAHAH I WIN! :D . . . Wait. . . I should not be feeling proud right now.

I'VE NEVER POOPED A GREEN POOP o___o I'M GONNA TAKE A PIC IF IT EVER COMES OUT XD I MUST TRY THIS MINT VODKA YOU SPEAK OF.

Wait, so does that mean I'm a true Italian? :O
HAHAH! You look adoorable! And beautiful. And like a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON AGAAIN! WHY. WHY CAN'T I - - - WHY.
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT CROISSANTS. NEED MORE POOP TALK. Hmm so like. . . do you think Amira is ever gonna poop out the God key? I mean, it's like "in" her, right?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!!!! ^______^ I'm really glad to have stumbled into you. IT WAS DESTINY :3 Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful time today and and. . . hmm let's see, you can ask me for ONE wish. Yes, just one. IT CAN BE ANYTHING! Conditions apply, obviously >:3 If you don't know what to ask. . . all the better for me! Nyahahahah~ -runs away-

She is the most beautiful anime character I've seen in a while *_*

OMG THE WAY ZAYN LOOKS INTO HARRY'S EYES IS SO DREAMY A-A-AND JUST SO WROOOOONG -kyaaaah- >///< . . .or something like that?
I wouldn't know. I'm more into the electronic scene right now so yeaaah. . . but I was a big fan of boy bands like Backstreet Boys, Boyzone, Westlife back in the days :)

I seriously don't get why don't want to show me your face with those glasses on o.o It's just GLASSES! How bad can it be?! I showed you a pic with my girly hair for crying out loud! XD It can't be more embarrassing than THAT! >///> But if you still feel insecure, then I won't probe you about it any further.

DON'T COME NEAR ME OR I'LL FART!~ OH GOD, THIS IS PRICELESS X'D This is like the best survival strategy I can think of for bugs. It's no wonder Cimici are thriving in the evolutionary race :D

OH MY GOD XDDD STAHP. YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY X'DDD SPIDERS DISGUISED AS BUNNY POOP. OH--cough--I'M GONNA DIE LAUGHING. . . WAIT. WHY IS THEIR POOP BLAAAAACK??!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING THEM EAT LAURA?!! XD COULD IT BE THAT BARO ATE THE SPIDER AND THE SPIDER SURVIVED? :O
Newspapers and shoes are like the perfect weapons for going on a bug killing spree :D I think you did pretty well for your first kill. Oh and you HAVE to play Limbo now. There's a biiiiig spider in it :3

I NEED MONEY TOO. . . AND TIME ;___; I WANT TO COME TO ITALY.
SERIOUSLY?! You know even if fluids start dripping from all the holes in my body and even though I know I'll have diarrhea the next day, I'll never, NEVER stop eating extra spicy dishes XD IT'S A CURSE I TELL YOU ;A;
YES MUGHLAI CUISINE IS AMAZING! Biryanis are a specialty in India. There are sooo many varieties! I prefer eating Iranian biryanis though. . . and my mother's biryani which is like tailor-made for my taste buds <3

Well of course I've eaten Italian food! :D But not much. . . Hmm, let's see. First thing that comes to my mind are obviously, pizzas! I LOVE PIZZAS. Next would be pasta which I found to be rather bland and mushy. I hate mushy stuff which reminds me of the next dish, Risotto. I LOVE LASAGNA. Tiramisu is alright. NUTELLA IS FUCKING AWESOME (I'm looking at the Italian Cuisine page on Wikipedia so don't say it's not valid XD) which is made by Ferrero? FERRERO ROCHER? Nothing beats that! (Except maybe Toblerone :3) Ok I got sidetracked. Next would be Salami? Salami sandwiches are the best! I used to eat that everyday for lunch in college. Cassata, dayuumm <3 Then, Gelato! <333 Croissants, cappuccino. . . OMG I'M FINALLY DONE. WHY HAVEN'T I TRIED OUT SPAGHETTI YET WTF. Or maybe I have, I don't remember. I just consider everything as noodles XD

I have 5 exams starting from 3rd of next month till the 18th T____T

-cough- TWINS?! . . . B-B-But. . .
I don't see it yet :O

LOVED THE SECOND EPISODE OF SHINGEKI NO BAHAMUT *_* THE OP AND ED ARE LIKE SOOO GOOD AND AMIRA IS FRIGGIN AWESOME!!

Of all the artists shown in that video, you just HAD to say One Direction XD You know, I heard that SAME song yesterday at Subway! :D I must admit, whoever did that high pitched vocals/falsetto in the end is super talented *__*

Fuck. That's like TOO MUCH! x__x But waaaait, that must mean your lenses are super thick and THAT must mean you have thick rimmed glasses and THAT must mean, oh no, it's happening. . . *nosebleed* I want to see you with your white glasses. I want to IwantoIwanto! Urghh >.<

Oh thank God! Pervy bugs are the WORST. You're lucky this one was just a farting bug.
I don't know how you came to the conclusion that I'm Mr. Courage XD ..but yes, if a bug, spider or cockroach is near you I WILL STOMP IT. . . with a newspaper. Oh yea, cimices are the worst x___x I've seen some in my backyard -shivers- ..Oh look, there's a cockroach crawling on my keyboard right now. *goes to find a newspaper*

Yeah hahaha I think she's also pretty pissed out about it X'D
You should! You should visit India at least once in your life, doesn't matter when. India has got everything, seriously. You want snow? We got Kashmir. You want deserts? We got Rajasthan. You want mountains? We got the Himalayas. You want beaches? We got Goa. You want over-dramatized movies? We got Bollywood *sigh* There are more religions and ethnicites in this country than ANY other. It's a fucking mess.

I LOVE Arabian cuisine! SHWARMAS KEBABS UMMMMH UMMMHHHHH <3 My favorite cuisine though has got to be the Indo-Chinese cuisine. Not Chinese, oh no, I tried authentic Chinese cuisine one time and got sooo turned off by its blandness. Most of us Indians like things in extreme so like the food has got to be extra spicy or extra salty or extra sugary XD I also loooooove the Mughlai cuisine and the street food we get. . . on the street.

I get it now. It is Ace! with an ..rrrrrrr. No wonder you like it :3 DID YOU SAY INTEL GRAPHICS?!? I FUCKING HATE INTEL GRAPHICS!! I've wasted so much time trying to install games which wouldn't work because of those inferior cards and the worst thing was that I had no clue it was because of the card. It would install but then it wouldn't run. No warnings. No shit. My Spiderman playing dreams were crushed a billion times in my childhood ;___; NVIDIA SAVED ME. I OWE THEM MY LIFE.

Limbo was pretty good! I like playing puzzle games which have good visuals . . .and so I'm definitely going to try out Catherine! :) I had heard of it when I was searching for games to play after buying my PS3 but then I got sucked into other games and completely forgot about playing it.
My favorite game is the Prince of Persia Trilogy. It had EVERYTHING I could ever ask for *__*

Ahh it's alright! :) There are always some inexplicable reasons as to why someone dislikes or likes a show. It was like that with Zankyou no Terror for me. I seriously don't know why I couldn't enjoy it.

Actually, it's just the start ^^' My main theory exams start on 3rd next month and that might take a while ;___;

The pic is dreaaaaamy and very threatening for some reason hahah. I feel like the guy is giving us the "cold gaze" so that we stop looking at his girl becaaaause she's sleeping. . . naked? Oh I don't know XD Maybe it's just a secret selfie.

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL <3

You can't see ANYTHING without lenses? Did it touch you? :O Omg, don't cryyyyy ;___; I hate bugs too. Every vacation I go to my ancestral town in Kerala called Thrissur, where we have a bungalow. Since we go there like every six months or so, the bugs accumulate all over the place! You should see my bathroom. God, it's fucking disgusting. You can't take a step in there without stomping on a bug or a spider >.< AND THEY ARE HUGE FUCKING SPIDERS. By some miracle, I finish taking my shower without moving an inch. . . but then I see the towel. Oh the horrors on it x___x So there I am. . . wet, immobile, clueless about to do next. . . I had no choice but to dry myself using my own hands and the surrounding breeze. No way I was touching that fucking towel.

IT'S NOT CUTE! IT'S A FUCKING LET DOWN. I was disappointed by how little thought was put into naming me. But at least it's better than my sister. She had her name randomly pulled out straight from a magazine haha. But I love my name. It's unique :)
Sarrrrrcasm? (...) :D
Noooooo. . . they are not Indian names. They are uhm. . . I don't know what they are XD Christian names in Kerala I guess. India is a very diverse country. There are a fuck ton of religions and cultures and ethnicities over here. But then again, India is known as Hindustan aka "The Land of the Hindus" so I guess the generic names would be "Rohit, Pooja, Neha, Abhishek" etc I think only I have a sort of "English" sounding name in my entire class. . . Yep, only me.

WTF BUT YOU SAID ASUS. AND OMG EVEN I HAVE AN ACER OMG *HIGH FIIIIIIVE* But I have an Acer desktop PC with Nvidia GT 8600 and 512 VRAM. I know, I know it's a really old GPU but it's enough for me. I had bought the card just for playing Gears of War like 7-8 years ago. It's obviously outdated now but it can still plays games with low-medium settings. I've kinda stopped playing mainstream games now but I've heard Black Flag is really good. I'm more into indie puzzle games like Limbo nowadays.
Eh XP? It is/was too plain for me. I guess functionality-wise it is the best but urgh, I hate to actually use it. Maybe it's because of my computer lab experience I dunno.

Really? Fuck. I've heard it's name every now and then but I always thought it was about tigers and bunnies (...) I didn't know it was SO famous o___o

YOU DIDN'T ENJOY PARASYTE?! WHY?!? :OO It IS amazing! I thought you'd like it since you liked Tokyo Ghoul. I mean granted it didn't hype me up as much as Tokyo Ghoul but I still thought it was fantastic. The animation was smooth, the music was good, the parasyte was entertaining, the boob grab was the boob grab. . . what went wrong?

It went okay. I still have one more on Monday and then on Friday.
IT IS ;__;
Omg, take care ;__;

WHICH ANIME IS YOUR NEW PIC FROM?! It looks like Nodame Cantabile.

o///o . . . R-Really?. . . >///>. . . Uhm. . . <///<. . . Eto. . . Am I naked?
Hahahah, I never really wondered what my name meant until one day a condescending teacher asked me about it and I couldn't reply that bastard with anything. From then onwards, I often tried to find my name's meaning on the Internet but I could never come up with a concrete answer. Then I finally asked my mom out of sheer frustration and she said and I quote, "Your elder cousins had names like Fevin and Nevin so I thought, why not Melvin?" So there you have it. My name is a fucking rhyme.
And you're doing your Bacca"laura"eate ;)

I had 95, 98, Vista and now Windows 8. But I've used XP in my computer lab and checked out Windows 7 at my friend's place. Now that I think about it, Vista is actually my favorite haha. It was so pretty.
Is it a Laptop or a Desktop PC? Windows 8 is really good but only for touchscreen laptops and tablets. I don't know about 8.1 though. I think they have added in the start menu so it shouldn't be a major hassle to get used to it.

I saw it! The animation is sooo gooood! My instincts were telling me to wipe the animated dirt off the computer screen during that horse chase haha. I also LOOVED the cowboy-ish soundtrack! The show is so stylish! *o* But the story and characters. . .eh. I hope it gets better. Woaaah, I don't know how I missed out on watching Tiger and Bunny :O Well maybe the name ahahah but it looks suuuuper cool! I'll check it out.

I know right? It looks like it was made in the 70's! Even if you could excuse the art, the scenes were sooo disjointed and devoid of life that I switched it off after 5 minutes >.<

Parasyte on the other hand, wow. WOW. Madhouse is my all time favorite studio, period. WAIT WHAT. WHY HAVEN'T YOU SEEN IT YET!??! WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WAAAAATCH IT!!

Sorry I was a bit late. I had a minor accident this week so I couldn't do shit for two days and then my exams started and I had to study for that and do my project work and urghh, suddenly it seems I actually have stuff to do haha.

Rather than your computer, if you could just reserve a tiny bit of space for me in your mind, I would be all over the moon. Why the fuck am I saying such corny lines. Fuck. I've seen too many rom-coms.

I have Windows 8 too and I absolutely HATE it. I had to install a separate start menu and write a script to bypass the login and start screens :/ Vista was fucking better than this piece of shit.

Well "normally" I don't really care either but it's just that we have been talking for so long. . . and I asdjkalskjasfjk urghh, forget it. My real name is Melvin. It's alright. I get offended all the time XD Now I'm just waaaaiting to get offended by something entirely new again :3 So be careful Laura! You're walking on a dangerous territory filled with numerous emotional landmines ;)

OK FORGET ALL THAT CRAP NOW. . . HOW IS THE NEW COMPUTER?!! :D

Haha it's ok, I'm just some random anime guy on the Internet. Why would anyone be curious about my stupid name! Haha, so naive of me. Then again, I actually had told my name in the recording I sent you but who the fuck listens to that shit, right? I know I'm acting like a big drama queen here but I can't help it. I'm really feeling down at the moment. How about we continue our conversation when the next good anime season starts? I'll have more time to numb my emotions and stop acting like the little bitch I am right now.

:'( You should have asked me sometime. I'll just drift off into thin air now. Bye.

I eat one chocolate ice-cream everyday :D

OKASAN.
Ah, then say balloon text! I thought: http://pngimg.com/upload/balloon_PNG574.png

Well my parents are strict Christians and I'm pretty sure my mother will disown me if I say Jesus is bullcrap XD

WTF. What personality?! His voice personality?

Hey I know this is a weird thing to ask now but it's really nagging my mind. Do know my real name?

o__o I. . . love chocolate too. I never tried flavored condoms either XD

Haha yes, I constantly heard Erin and okasanokasan. Balloons? WTF?

You're not Christian? I thought all Italians were Christians. I have to go to church every freaking Sunday -sigh-

Because of Nanase?

I hope you can finally play games on it :D