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Jan 24, 2018
Readers beware:Excessive use of mature language.If you are allergic to different opinions to yours then sod off or i'm bringing out the hammer.

With that outta the way let's see what's what.If you have eyes,which i pressume you have since you're here,the synopsis is somewhere here on MAL so i won't bother with that at all.I've wasted enough of my time watching the damn anime,i refuse to waste some more.

And we begin,rather confusingly,with the opening song.That's the first thing that hits your screen after all so let's go with that.It's rubbish.Plain and simple rubbish.This is the opening of an anime and what they show you is read more
Jan 21, 2018
Welcome ladies and gents fasten your seatbelts cause this is the big one.This is a review of one of the craziest,zaniest animes the world has witnessed,Excel Saga.

And it's not just crazy,this anime is a very important chapter in anime's history..You might be thinking that it's quite a bold claim for an anime i rated a mere 6,right?Well kinda no,you see ES was conceived in a time when comedy/parody genre was still in short trousers or in some cases not even a fertilised egg in the minds of people.And some day a mad bloke from Japan thought:"Know what,i think i can make one batshit crazy anime read more
Jan 17, 2018
So....Aria the Natural..Is it me or does it sound like a cheesy title taken straight outta Pornhub?Like Pink haired natural titties etc etc?

But unlike the porn movie this has...Not so many things going for it i'm afraid.In fact after i saw the 1st season i was so bored out of my mind and pissed off at myself for watching something as lifeless as Kim Kardashian that i stopped watching anime off all kinds for 1 month or so.But i have a finishing fetish so i was bound to come back and see the rest of the series..And sure enough here i am trying to decipher read more
Jan 17, 2018
Wakey wakey sunshines.Yup you guessed it,it's that drunkard Dion again back on track with another anime review which will make the whole wide world's skin crawl.I also swear a lot,you've been warned.

Now,He is My Master...If i were to base my review on title alone then i'd use the F-word a lot,call it a wet fraud and call it a day.But this is a review so i have to write some shit to keep MAL happy.

And thankfully i have some things to say cause apart from the fact that this anime is one of the worst i've ever seen in my life it is also one read more
Dec 26, 2017
Danger Danger!Keep out if you can't handle strong language and sarcasm...And humour in general...And if you have some kind of allergy in different opinions..Basically sod off and read something else.

I don't know why i do this to myself..I really don't.I may be a masochist and not even know it.Cause i was hearing them little voices in my head screaming at the top of their imaginary lungs to not watch Aria.Did i listen?Of course not cause as it seems i may have a tendency towards the leather and gag ball end of things.If by any chance you are a goth mistress and on the look for read more
Dec 10, 2017
So i'm Dion and i have a condition.I swear a lot and i can't hold back my sarcastic,nihilistic side.So if you're not old enough to know what your willy is for then i suggest you read something else for a bedtime story.

And onto Hanayamata which is just another "cute girls doing cute things" type of anime...Cause we needed one in 5 minutes,right?But then i'm a soulless fuck so what do i know.

The story is about a girl who one day while walking past a shrine at night while on the influence of LSD,she heard rhythmic clacking coming from the shrine grounds.Curious,Naru follows the sounds and read more
Dec 8, 2017
I've been trying to find what Highschool of the Dead reminded me of and suddenly,minutes ago it hit me..You know these parody porn being released from time to time?Well....This manages to be even worse.So with no further adue here's my review of Nightmare on Boobtastic Street.

The story is what it says in the synopsis.Basically a highschool setting,a bunch of students,who found themselves into the middle of a zombie apocalypse and their struggle not to die,plain and simple..So how,one has to wonder,an anime with such a good premise fucked it up in a galactic scale?

First you have to look at the group of people this aims read more
Dec 7, 2017
Once again a warning that i swear a lot and if you are a kid and read this u might be consumed by the evil flames,become a deliquent,do drugs and lust after your sister..Or so say the admins and the overprotective internet..So off we go and let's see what's what..

One would expect Blue Exorcist to be something among the lines of typical shonen genre trash.Know what?It abso-fuckin-lutely is.Blue Exorcist,while entertaining,doesn't bring to the table anything that the tired genre hasn’t already seen before.

The protagonist(can't be bothered to remember the name cause he's just like every other protagonist of the particular genre)is an irresponsible lad who read more
Dec 7, 2017
Hi guys and gals..Do you wanna know how it is to sit inside someone's ear and spend the rest of your bloody life doing nothing but just that?Well luckily for ya there is an anime called To Heart.

Word of warning,this review contains excitement and swearing and some really really graphic sadistic descriptions.With that onto the review of this...I dare not call it s@it cause that would be an insult to good s@it or even bad s@it..This has taken the idea of endless boredom and went all the way to 11 or 789 by the looks of things.

Stupid name,stupid anime,stupid stupid me for watching this shit read more
Dec 6, 2017
I can't believe i've rated a Berseker so low but well..I did and here comes one of the shortest reviews i've done to date.If you are a fanboy or a fangirl or someone who can't handle mature language get a hike cause things are gonna get a bit messy.
It's a little known fact among my peers that i love Berseker.In fact i love it so much that i wanted to move to Japan and marry it,have it's kids and live happily ever after.But i think it might have been a holiday romance and when we came back i realised that it had horrid face hair.
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