"When life goes down on you, go down on life." - Steve 6969BJ
Steve made a statement one day, that came to be remembered throughout the years. The meaning of the phrase was specific in Steve's mind. However, some were confused about what the quote really meant. A faction of the world believed that the epigram had a sexual meaning for those situations where you have to show confidence to whatever erotic display life presents. Another faction believed that whenever life is experiencing a deprivation of happiness, the person is meant to share the burden and rejoice in their exchange of depression.
On a fateful day, come 6th of September 1969 BJ, after a long kerfuffle between the two factions of the world, both decided to split the planet in half, where those who took up the sexual meaning inhabited the right side of the planet, while the depression believers populated the left side. Those two factions came to be known as "Sexualignment" and "Desperationation" respectively.
And although that was said and done, the area in the middle of the planet seems to be neither here nor there. So the two colossal empires are still, even though not directly, planning to convince the middle to join their side and whichever side it joins will put the opposing empire in peril. So the middle remains silent and unnamed to this day...