Back to Bluekirby2's Profile Bluekirby2's Profile

Mar 7, 2018
You know how some reviews try to sound pretentious by starting out with a quote? Well I got a quote to start you off with "I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss"

I'm sure writing this review is gonna get me a lot of weird looks but you know what? Why don't YOU try being gay and trying to find something to beat read more
Jul 20, 2016
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is, as of the time of me writing this, my favorite anime series of all time. Maybe I'm a little biased in saying this, since this show means a lot to me on a personal level, so I'm going to try to write this without any of those personal biases in the way.

Now for some people, the appeal of Haruhi may not be very clear, and I wouldn't blame somebody for not liking the show. What the series does is it plays around with tropes. It doesn't deconstruct or subverse them, it just embraces anime cliches and parodies them simply read more