"I don't have many failures. If I'm making a cake and it fails, it becomes a pudding."
"They all asked for lighter burdens, when the should have asked for broader shoulders."
"The left in a nutshell :
"You being smarter and more hardworking than me doesn't entitle you to more money and a higher standard of living than me. Equality means that those who are hardworking, prosperous and industrious should be responsible for supporting the rest of us. Some of us just don't like to work; therefore, we shouldn't have to.""