Credits to:Malthus for making this AWESOME banner #respect
No random friend requests please (still get them anyway) You Must compliment mai waifus before adding me.
Optional but preferred.
Must have 100% affinity, and must hate abusive tsunderes, dense MC's and love all forms of echiness.
If you meet the requirements you can apply for friendship, your taste will be vetted.
Random friend requests and club invites will be met by a platoon of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Here we will review airing shows, everything is open to discussion via comments
Shows That i am watching Hajimete no Gal
THICC GIRL we would rather have a hentai version of. 1/10 Koi to Uso
Interesting plot that gets wasted on pandering. 1/10 Gamers!
PERFECT SELF INSERT FOR LOSERS. 1/10 Isekai wa Smartphone to Tomo ni.
Trash copy of a trash anime called re:zero. 1/10 Netsuzou TRap
An anime whose sole purpose is to normalize bisexuality and ntr. 1/10 Shoukoku no Altair
An anime about the Ottomon Empire ?/10 Centaur no Nayami
An anime that was created for the sole purpose of masturbation but is not a hentai due to autism. 1/10 Skirt no Naka wa Kedamono Deshita.
Garbage transsexual anime that's like a hentai. 1/10 Overall score for summer 2017 : 1/10
As we can see anime continues to be trash, the only show worth watching is Shoukoku no altair for its interesting story setting and pandering should be at an all time low. I don't like the main character being so young but that's the only problem so far. PRETTYCOLORS
Here is how to be a true anime fan (they don't exist on mal, they will be banned)
There is nothing wrong with ecchi, as long as it fits the shows theme.
All reviews on mal will be useless until we bring back the "not helpful" option, i will not publish these "reviews" as reviews, this section will be moved to blogs after the season is over.
To obtain as many waifus as possible :)
(Also to marry Jamie Marchi)
This whole section is currently being updated by me, my waifu gathering strength was too real and my typing speed wasn't enough to keep up. I apologize for this inconvenience.
Yes I made it using Photoshop and wasting my time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I use the MAL system but i give the shows the "real rating" it deserves.
8- Very Good
3- Very Bad
I rate based on quality, not by pretty colors like a TASTELESS CASUAL.
So why do most anime have a 1 in my list? Because most anime is unwatchable garbage that only serves to pander losers. When its not pandering losers, its pandering feelz and that somehow makes it a good anime. The only thing that will make an anime good is solid writing with interesting characters.
When will this pile of garbage pass us over? Only God knows when japan will uncuck itself. The anime community should reject all forms of moe, pedophilia and place economic sanctions on every website and organization that supports the anime industry.
Why shows rated so low?
Because most anime is trash, including your favorites.
How can i be like you?
You can't, lol.
Why don't you review anime?
I have many opinions on anime, I just don't share it with the internet because i feel that everyone will just hate, and that i will have to defend all my claims and that's too much work.
Do you watch dubs only?
Of course not.
How do you not forget your waifu?
It's getting harder but i have a pretty good memory.
TFW you notice all the gifs on your profiles are boobs (it wasn't intentional..)
TFW Clannad After Story passes steins gate rating on MAL. All hope will be lost.
TFW You recognize all voices from Funimation actors.
TFW You see a sub vs dub thread
TFW Your friends leave u
TFW Your fav character dies
TFW You can't like an anime people like
TFW Mal admins break my profile
TFW No anime can be better than your favs
TFW People give an anime a 5 and say they liked it
TFW Weaboos cant pronounce anime names
TFW Males watch free
TFW People watch the big 3 and say they are anime fans
TFW Westerners only like trigun cowboy bebop hellsing and baccano
TFW Your fav manga gets anime adaptation
The amount of lives saved by above photo is unreal
Yes, i watch anime to suffer. Actually Japan makes shit anime to make me suffer
I'll only respect you if your mean completed is lower than mine ;)
All lenny faces will be shot on sight on my profile ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Officer in charge