I'm an awkward twenty-something-year-old who cares a lot about humor and knowledge. That's me in a nutshell so don't bother reading anything else in this profile description. Here are some random things about me: I like things that are long, I dislike sports that involve balls, and I fear the Jews (even when they come bearing gifts). Apart from Japanese cartoons/comics, another one of my interests is older literature—the more I read, the more I realize just how little I know.
When on the following night, much to his dismay, he had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly
encouraged him by their interpretation of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth, our Universal Mother.
Above is a quote I like; below is a list of some favorites.
Actor: Ron Jeremy
Dirty Joke: The Revolt of the Spermatozoa
Gif: It's not as nooby as you think...
Intellectual Joke: 1111 0000 0010 0101 It's a trap!
Knight: Sir Balin
Politically Incorrect Joke: Schrödinger’s Jew
Technique: Gear Second