I'm an awkward twenty-something-year-old who cares a lot about humor, knowledge, and Japanese erotica—that's me in a nutshell. If you want to know more: I like things that are long, I dislike sports that involve balls, and I fear the Jews (even when they come bearing gifts). Below is something I find amusing, followed by a list of some favorites.
Three Irishmen are haled before the night-court for bruised and bleeding genitals as a result of some sort of disorderly behavior.
The first two explain that the accident happened to them "Up Hogan’s Alley."
When the third man comes before him, the judge says, "I suppose you were up Hogan’s Alley too?"
"No, judge, I’m Hogan!"