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Apr 18, 2019
Mahou Shoujo Elena contains just about every fetish in the book: tentacles, rape, yuri, incest, futanari...I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. It’s specifically made to pander to the otaku’s fantasy of young magical girls being raped and sexually tortured, so while it has some great fap material, there isn’t much else to make this H-title anything special.

STORY & CHARACTERS: Elena and Emiru are sisters who lost their parents at a very young age after the appearance of an alien species in a large spacecraft. The Zoid shows up in the girls’ home and begins to attack Emiru in her room - that’s read more
Dec 17, 2016
The idea of recruiting humans to a supernatural plane of existence is certainly nothing new. The Bleach manga achieved popularity by sending Ichigo into the world of Shinigami, and Yu Yu Hakusho made its mark when Yusuke and co. became spirit detectives. Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku, of course, takes up this concept in the form of magical girls.

I have not read the novels, but from my understanding, this short 12-episode series essentially amounts to one big prologue to several future arcs. I am writing this on the final Saturday of its airing, and there are no indications of a second season. Unless read more
Dec 10, 2015
Madoka: The Gathering

If there's one thing to be said about selector, it's that you can pretty much rip-off anything - and still get away with it. Selector Infected WIXOSS manages to do this to not one, but two popular (albeit completely different) brands to come up with its own story to tell.

First, there's the Madoka Magica comparisons. Anybody can play the WIXOSS card game, but only girls (called Selectors) are allowed to partake in battles to have their wishes fulfilled during the supernatural battles. Accompanied by another female LRIG inside a card, they can win countless matches and still never know when read more
Aug 15, 2015
It would seem that Strike Witches is at its best when it's not a television series. Although the near-absence of Eila and Sanya was criticized by the fanbase, Operation Victory Arrow is still a terrific lead-in to the Strike Witches Movie!

Humor me while I play Captain Obvious: following the events of Operation Mars at the end of Strike Witches 2, Operation Victory Arrow follows the events of all eleven members of the Strike Witches as they returned home, or traveled to different countries in an effort to further resist the Neuroi. I'll be breaking down each episode, but if you want, you're more read more
Jan 13, 2014
WataMote sure took me back to my own high school days, but not necessarily in a positive light. And because of that, I simply could not stop watching this short and bittersweet series. Before I continue, here's some basic personal info about myself: 26, M, white, straight. Now, how in the world could a guy like me relate to a perverted Japanese school girl like Tomoko?

Well, we both like anime...but that's not quite good enough. Here are some key traits:

1. Frequently sitting alone. Example: After summer break, Tomoko loses her seat during lunch, and winds up eating alone daily near read more
Nov 30, 2012
The quality of a movie, television series, or book is always proportional to the quality of its characters. Regardless of your feelings on Strike Witches, the same rule applies here. I don’t make it a secret that I’m a monster fan; bias is inevitable. However, let me at least let give you a small glimpse of Strike Witches through my eyes, and if I’ve changed even just one person’s opinion, I’ve succeeded in this review.

Hitting on that first note about characters, what I liked most about the movie were the contrasting differences between the two main Witches. While Yoshika easily takes read more
Jan 8, 2012
*This review is spoiler-free.

"What would you be willing to risk your life for?"

This is the general question that all Puella Magi are asked before forming a contract with Kyuubey. Even with every mystical element involved (from witches to time-travel) you could, in a sense, interpret this show as a way for adolescent girls to experience the difficult choices, stress - and eventually the insanity - forced onto younger men as they go through the military. What eventually happens to the Puella Magi if they aren't killed by the witches they fight is a grim destiny that mirrors the reality that real soldiers go read more
Oct 26, 2011
*This review has no spoilers.

TTGL, as I like to call it, is a show that will captivate you with inspiring messages. The best part is that it does all of that and more without holding back; by that I mean it looks exactly how a true anime should look: giant robots, over-the-top animation, a little sex appeal, and battles on a galactic scale.

The three major characters - Kamina, Simon, and Yoko Littner - are some of the best that anime will ever see. For Yoko, it's not just the aforementioned sex appeal. And for Kamina, it's not just his incredible masculinity. read more
Oct 23, 2011
Hidan no Aria is, for the lack of a better term, a complete letdown for fans. There were high hopes for this series coming off a popular manga, which explains the ever popular "queen of tsunderes" Rie Kugimiya starring as Aria H. Kanzaki. But in the end, it wouldn't have mattered if the entire cast were filled with all-stars.

Sexual humor with a shallow plot led by annoying characters a good action-comedy anime does not make. Unfortunately, this is exactly what we get out of this show, and while we weren't exactly expecting a masterpiece here, the production team could have at least read more
Oct 19, 2011
Ookiku Furikabutte is something that - by the time I finished watching - made me more appreciative of sports-themed anime. Admittedly, watching this felt like a chore in the beginning; each episode seemed to just drag on and felt longer than normal. Looking back on all of that, I came to a realization that I was actually learning more about the game of baseball.

There have been other baseball anime beforehand, of course, but the style we have here takes a different approach. By that, I mean the mechanics of the game get every bit of attention as the story and characters. read more