oh my god
that pun almost made me choke
ahh same. why is it so hard to balance between online and real life *table flip*
so what have you been up to?
sorry for the late reply btw, net died for like 2 weeks and the rest was just me being too lazy to reply
hgiodhgikhgier i cant even
I don't mind hahah. Well I took a break from MAL and Discord for a few months. Just kinda focused on my real life at that time. And now im switching again and focusing more on my online life hah.
oo gimme your discord pun senpai
AAAA just glorious. Im speechless. <3
Aww, Im glad. Nothing much really, just recently came back here and now my life is basically Discord and MAL. I'm too lazy to go out. rip
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LOOOOL
i missed you so much
i would dream about your puns, they were the first thing i thought about before falling asleep and after waking up
my life was miserable
You deserve it! I told you, most of your puns made my day, I'll be forever thankful senpai
Damn, that's weird. Guess you're not lucky, rip
Ooo, I approve, great pun 11/10
Well, I copy-pasted literally all puns I could find, so Im out of them now
And Im unoriginal I mean just look at the name so I can't think of any myself.
YOU'RE FINALLY BACK, IT'S A MIRACLE
That's why I never log out lmao, I also forgot my password but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, MERRY CHRISTMAS PUNBOY/GIRL <3
Here's a lil present:
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude Olph".
Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.
What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.
Why did Santa go to jail? He sleighed an elf.
I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
what do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
What type of Christmas dessert shouldn’t you trust? Mince spies!
Santa was forced to attend a Christmas party because his presents was required.
The North Pole doesn't import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.
Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.
Reindeer don't go to public school, they’re elf taught.
Santa Claus' favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents? Santa Pause!
The Turkey wasn't hungry at Christmas because he was already stuffed.
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that pun almost made me choke
ahh same. why is it so hard to balance between online and real life *table flip*
so what have you been up to?
sorry for the late reply btw, net died for like 2 weeks and the rest was just me being too lazy to reply
I don't mind hahah. Well I took a break from MAL and Discord for a few months. Just kinda focused on my real life at that time. And now im switching again and focusing more on my online life hah.
oo gimme your discord pun senpai
Aww, Im glad. Nothing much really, just recently came back here and now my life is basically Discord and MAL. I'm too lazy to go out. rip
i
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so what's new? how's life?
did you maybe write a pun book? if so, where can i buy it
i missed you so much
i would dream about your puns, they were the first thing i thought about before falling asleep and after waking up
my life was miserable
are you ded
you can't be ded
please come back
I NEED YOU
Damn, that's weird. Guess you're not lucky, rip
Ooo, I approve, great pun 11/10
Well, I copy-pasted literally all puns I could find, so Im out of them now
And Im unoriginal I mean just look at the name so I can't think of any myself.
That's why I never log out lmao, I also forgot my password but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, MERRY CHRISTMAS PUNBOY/GIRL <3
Here's a lil present:
I don't even know..
I got it.
You are the best
the bestest