Jan 21, 2024
Note: This review has been edited a little bit (a lot).
Hey you! Yes, you! Are you a real man? Do you think you have what it takes to call yourself a man? Do you want to prove your manliness to the world? Well, look no further, lad! This anthology is the DEFINITIVE ultimate test! Well, that is, until you plunge deeper into the doujinshi abyss, but that won't be for quite some time...
What's that? You've watched all 3 OVA's from the Boku no Pico series? Pfft! That's child's play! You really thought THAT was the final test? Oh, oh no, you sweet child. That
...
was merely the beginning of your descent. This is where the real shit is at!
This manga will destroy you, mock you, humiliate you, make you question your humanity, morals, and existence. It is a cruel, grueling challenge that'll make you want to rip your dick off and gargle blended rat balls that have been regurgitated by an owl into a bowl crafted from elephant foreskin once you've finished. If you cannot make it through this manga, I hate to break it to you, but you are simply not a man, and are unfit to venture into the deeper zones of the abyss.
Story - 10/10
Shoujo Netsu consists of 7 different stories.
Want to see a father and daughter fuck at school in front of the teachers and other students? Here it is daddy~!
Want to see a middle schooler get REKT (not really) by her gym teacher? Here you go.
Want to see one of the most messed up ritual loli cult rape shit ever? Yes, officer, this shit right here.
Wanna see some borderline ugly bastard screw a bunch of horny kids in a classroom + loli/shota orgy? Uh, we have that too.
Do you want a story where lolis dressed in cute costumes who live in a forest by themselves are taken to a school by 2 random dudes and then 2 of them get fucked for misbehaving? Gotchu homie.
Want some classic brother-sister incest hentai? You can count on me, onii-chan~!
Want to see a girl fuck a guy on a subway? You're welcome.
7 loli stories. One of the best tests of endurance out there, unless you're some kind of lolicon pervert who's into some really fucked up shit-- shit even I wouldn't get off to. But, to be completely honest, the plots in each of these are better-- or rather, more unique than a lot of other hentai of this kind out there, and some of the settings are pretty unique and have things I've never seen in this medium before.
That being said, reading through all of these is easier said than done. It's no easy feat, as it presents you with the strenuous, near impossible task of looking at what is basically child porn.
Art - 10/10
Ame to Toge (Amagappa Shoujogun) has a really neat and realistic art style. When it's not showing rape or torture, it's really pleasant to look at. I think the girls and their designs are somewhat generic but they do look very cute (fucking weirdo). The attention to detail is great and everything looks well drawn. It almost feels like you're looking at actual photographs of a dog licking a 9 year old's-
If you haven't gouged your eyes out or tried slitting your throat using your shirt while reading, your existence has been acknowledged by the council and you have been promoted from "pussy" to "wussy". And if you happened to become aroused at some point, you have my respect.
Character - 10/10
"Hop in King, we're going to rape city." - Ivan IV Vasilyevich (probably)
Enjoyment - 10/10
1. Jugyou Sankan (Parent's Day) - This one made me cringe and ask "why?". I'm not into father-daughter loli incest but if that's your jam then go ahead, you sick cunt! The fact that they are doing it in front of an entire classroom makes it even more dreadful to read. But then again if a dad fucking his daughter in front of an entire classroom is your jam then fap away!
2. Houkago Shoujo (After School Girl) - This one was okay. Nothing unbearable or anything, even those with little experience can get through this one with relative ease. A lolicon gym teacher fucks a student... that's pretty much it. The ending is hilarious though (at least by hentai standards).
3. Shinsei Gishiki (Divine Ritual) - This is where the punches stop being pulled and the big guns are pulled out! Oh yeah, we ain't fuckin' around now! Divine ritual my ass! Nothing about this ritual is divine! The difficulty really ramps up, so much so that it gifted me with a feeling of displeasure that not many works in the world of fiction have accomplished. If you don't want to see a 9 year old get *ahem* you know what... then I advise you skip this one (however, it's required to complete all of these to pass). The twist ending is good though, and it explains why the events happened. Still fucked up as shit!
4. Hakase no Ijou na Yokujou [Story: Kuu] - This one is really strange since the students are... enjoying it...? The borderline ugly bastard makes this one a bit difficult to read. But if you're an ugly bastard (which if you find an orgasmic level of pleasure from reading this you likely are), you may find yourself enjoying this one. *gelbooru user enters the room* (don't un-blacklist the loli tag on gelbooru and scroll through the comments! Worst mistake of my life!)
5. Kichigaigari [Story: Amegumo Tsunami] - This one is one of the weirdest and unique hentai I've ever read. The fuck scenes are bearable and not TOO bad, but are still kinda messed up nonetheless because there's an old ass fucking motherfukkin' McFucker who rapes the adorable lolis! WAIT I didn't say anything! I just said they were adorable, you hentai baka~! >w<
Anyways, don't like to see old bastards having their way with little girls? Too bad! I don't either but this is how I became a man!
6. Awake II - This one is just a classic brother-sister incest hentai. No rape or anything, just incest. None of this fancy "rape" or "netorare" or "ugly bastard" or "tentacle" shit! Just plain ass, pure, normal, no question about it, not named after an artist, not named after the artist's coach, not named after the artist's coach's pet loli, no shota, no father-daughter, no daughter-mother, no quarter-back- JUST SIMPLE, ORDINARY, UNDILUTED, UNCONTAMINATED, CRYSTAL CLEAR, STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, AS BLUNT AS A HAMMER, IT'S MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMNED FUCKING BROTHER-SISTER INCEST HENTAAAIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a lot easier to read compared to the other ones, but if bro-sis incest isn't your kind of thing, then I won't force you to read it.
7. Yume wo Meguru Enkan - Tired from all that rape? Thankfully, the seventh and final story is also a relatively easy read in comparison to the rest, just like the sixth one. This time it's just a girl (a loli) and a guy having a pretty good time on a subway. The ending is nice as well. None of this fancy "rape" or "netorare" or "ugly bastard" or "tentacle" shit! Just plain ass, pure, normal, no question about it, no custom udon, no-
You'd think that after reading all this shit I would give the enjoyment part a 1, right? Well, you thought wrong, bitch! Thanks to this manga (and a few dozen others), I am now immune to everything, hentai or not. Like bro, Urotsukidoji has no effect on me anymore. Shoujo Ramune? HAH! That yogurt tastes as fucking delicious as a white, dripping popsicle on a hot summer day. Oyasumi Sex? I fucked (i mean raped) your sister already! Boku no Pico? "Miss me with that gay shit!" no more, SHOWER ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT! Euphoria? Damn BDSM is hot like two dogs in the house and two balls in my mouth! Bondage Game? Y- uhh... oops! Sorry, it's still too early for you to be venturing into scat and gore!
Overall - 10/10
I'll appreciate the unique settings and strange stories for most of these. I'm fine with loli shit but jesus fucking christ on rollerskates picking up babies on a tulip farm this is just too much! Reading the entirety of Shoujo Netsu seems like an impossible mission to accomplish, but trust me, you'll get through it eventually, and once you do, you'll finally be able to call yourself a man.
Oh! I almost forgot to mention Oogetsuhime no Yama! If you're looking for a test to plunge further down into the next level, that is it! This is confidential information between you and me... be warned, you are normally supposed to read this once you've entered or are about to enter the guro zone, but I'm giving you this sneak peak anyway! It still doesn't have an entry on MAL yet, though!
Reviewer’s Rating: 10
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