If a girl kicked your ass, how would you feel?
| How would you handle your inferiority? |
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| loving your abuser - stockholm syndrome will get me good lol |
| but if they are resorting to physical violence doesn't that mean i won? |
| "among monsters and humans, there are only two types. Those who undergo suffering and spread it to others. And those who undergo suffering and avoid giving it to others." -Alice “Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty.” David Hume “Evil is created when someone gives up on someone else. It appears when everyone gives up on someone as a lost cause and removes their path to salvation. Once they are cut off from everyone else, they become evil.” -Othinus  |
| Kicked my ass because I wanted to or kicked my ass out of nowhere? There's a difference there. |
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| Depends on the girl I guess, and whether or not they're just trying to flirt or genuinely wanting to hurt me. Back in middle school a girl that in front of me on the bus slapped me in the face for some stupid reason like I didn't wear something she wanted me to wear. I also had a fat chick grab my asscheek before and a group of 2 or 3 girls tugging on my ponytail and giggling behind me as I was walking to class. Middle and early high school were weird at times, occasionally in a slightly arousing way. |
Lost_VikingSep 17, 2019 8:18 PM
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BlakexEkalb said: Same sentiments, but not cause of the Tsundere trope, but might be attracted to anyone's skills if they're enjoyableAroused because Tsunderes are hot. Seriously though, if the girl is strong and/or a good fighter I would respect her. |
| "In the end the World really doesn't need a Superman. Just a Brave one" |
| Honestly if it was in martial arts or something I'd laugh in a self deprecating way and think I seriously need to get my shit together lol (true story it happened) but I also respected her since that takes some serious effort. If it was some chick attacking me for a stupid reason that'd be a 911 call away just like for a punk attacking me on the street. |
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| Don't really see what gender has to do with it. If someone attacks you, you call the cops right? |
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| It would not happen, but if a girl does actually try to beat me up, I'd just push her until she knocks it off. |
| Neither of the above options, but I know a girl who could kick my ass since she practiced Muay Thai for years now. So losing against her wouldn't really surprise or shame me. |
| I have a younger sister, my entire childhood was getting beaten up by a girl |
| I would feel "you're violent, so you're a bad person". There's nothing inferior about being bad in situations of violence, that just means you're bad at hurting other people. It's resorting to violence which makes you inferior. |
logopolis said: I would feel "you're violent, so you're a bad person". There's nothing inferior about being bad in situations of violence, that just means you're bad at hurting other people. One could say... in terms of hurting other people... you are inferior. |
| If the girl miraculously manages to beat me up, I would try to feel her up in between the punches and kicks. Then, go home and rest, that's it. |
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| Report her for randomly assaulting me for no reason? Idc about your gender if you're a violent maniac. |
| I probably regret this post by now. |
Pullman said: This! Couldn't care less if it were a male or female, i'd be filing a lawsuit in no time.Report her for randomly assaulting me for no reason? Idc about your gender if you're a violent maniac. |
  “The most shameless thing in the world is political power that can be inherited regardless of ability or talent!” |
| lol as if a woman could ever beat a man in a fight |
| People who put MAL stats in their sigs are losers lol |
| My mom has done a lot of abuse at me for punishment for something bad things i've done to her, but she is not in my house anymore. |
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| Sandor Clegane would like to know your location I mean I have no idea what kind of wing chun karate kungfuwando aikido bruce lee girls exist out there, but if one of those jackie chan machines were to exist and beat my ass, I'd report it to the police lol. Life isn't an anime where you're gonna train to eventually beat their ass back, you file that shit to the police and get their roundhouse kicking ass behind bars for assault. |
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| Well I mean getting beat up by anyone isn’t a very pleasant experience, is it.... |
| To judge others by your own standard is the height of folly. |
| I'd fall in love. I don't care if she knows martial arts or whatever, if she can take me down then goddammit she's one fine specimen. Gotta make her mine. |
| If she's strong enough to beat me up then it will be love at first beatdown. Muscular/athletic girls are the best. |
 What's the difference? |
| I would tell on her ;( |
| Real men cry themselves to sleep every night |
| I can't exactly fight back so what kind of "beat up by a girl" are we talkin about here? society and white knights would slam the shit out of me especially in these times where people can take a picture or video the incident then poof, you become a meme and an asshole for even lifting a finger on a girl. You're screwed either ways. |
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| theres no way a female could beat me up because im a grown man. she would have to be some freak of nature. |
PoNaBo said: Don't really see what gender has to do with it. If someone attacks you, you call the cops right? nuttygardentree said: I don't really see what gender has to do with this but ok When a girl does it, it becomes a kink. |
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| I would feel pretty aroused and likely ask her to step on me. |
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| I mean I've always loved femdom so depending on the specific implications of what "getting beat up" really means in this context, I may end up enjoying it |
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| If I have not initiated violence, and if the person is threatening, regardless of genders or laws, it's fight or flight. Can't live with animals without being careful. |
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JFuji said: I would feel pretty aroused and likely ask her to step on me. step on me is my opening line in video games and considering i get more answers there than i do in mal , maybe i should go around some random profiles and write that and see what happens as for this thread if the girl was attractive and if the beating was in fair odds and with "honor" then i'd be not only turned on but in love (unless i already had someone in which case id have respect and admiration but i aint no cheater so i would contain myself uwu) getting beaten when it's bullshit even if its by a girl is gonna piss me off , be it physically or in some activity or whatever |
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PoNaBo said: Don't really see what gender has to do with it. If someone attacks you, you call the cops right? caus girls are weak and guys are strong, cmon thats common sense |
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nessarosie said: a protip: lots of girls would rather be slapped around than slap around thanks for the tip, so next time when a girl tries to slap me, should I just beat her up? |
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| It’s very easy to beat me up and realistically I would react the same regardless of gender, report someone for assault of it just came out of nowhere. but tough girls are hot |
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nuttygardentree said: I don't really see what gender has to do with this but ok Are you playing dumb? You should be ashamed your a guy and got beaten up by a girl unless she does some serious workout |
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| Do you feel like a man when you push her around? Do you feel better now, as she falls to the ground? Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's got to end. As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found. |
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| Really depends on the level of beating... |
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| as if that would ever happen ha ha hahhh almaaooooooooooooooooooo |
| I just spent a minute or so trying to think up a scenario in which a girl would attack me. Scenario A. is a tourist chick late at night in some Berlin club whose brain couldn't handle the cocktail of acid, speed, ecstasy, alcohol and coke circulating in her bloodstream and who therefore sees me as a fractal monstrosity from beyond the stars, prompting her to attack me with drug-fueled strength. In this case, I would defend myself but try not to injure her. Realistically, bystanders and security would quickly step in, hold her down and call the cops/ambulance. Secnaria B. is consensual, in which case it's hot. |
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