| https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pornhub-promises-to-plant-tree-for-every-100-videos-watched-9300748.html Ok guys, NNN is canceled. We need more trees. |
| This again? Seems like their PR department is trying too hard. |
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| First bees and now trees? They really are setting standards in CSR |
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| imagine our descendants looking back generations from now and thinking, 'wow, porn saved the planet' it won't, but you can hope |
| they're doing god's work. |
AnimeFreak-San said: is this a male gender issure...human issue...mental illness perhaps? |
| What exactly is "NNN" supposed to be? |
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Seiya said: Pick one from here:What exactly is "NNN" supposed to be? |
I'm gonna guess it's "No Nut November." Who would be foolish enough to do something like that, anyway? |
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| Nice, now my chronic masturbation habits can serve a higher purpose. See mom, I told you this would come in "handy" some day. |
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Seiya said: Aika!/Einu!I'm gonna guess it's "No Nut November." Who would be foolish enough to do something like that, anyway? It's still harmless compared to what stupid challenge follows the month afterwards. Seriously attempting to do THAT will be painful and is highly NOT recommended. Plus, if you have other things that fulfill you, it's not that hard to go without it for a whole month. If. |
Noboru said: Seiya said: Aika!/Einu!I'm gonna guess it's "No Nut November." Who would be foolish enough to do something like that, anyway? It's still harmless compared to what stupid challenge follows the month afterwards. Seriously attempting to do THAT will be painful and is highly NOT recommended. Plus, if you have other things that fulfill you, it's not that hard to go without it for a whole month. If. That's true. I'll never partake in the "NoFap" thing. |
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| cooling the world through watching hot porn (global warming solution) |
| (I wasn't sure if "right" is also used for "correct" in Dragonitsu). Were you referring to DDD or what I've written in my last complete sentence? You don't have to; I have only participated once myself. |
Noboru said: (I wasn't sure if "right" is also used for "correct" in Dragonitsu). Were you referring to DDD or what I've written in my last complete sentence? You don't have to; I have only participated once myself. I had to google "Destroy Dick December," but it sounds pretty bad. |
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| They should get to planting right away. |
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| To think the world that is being destroyed by greed would later be saved by hedonism. Of course, this was the only way all along. |
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| @Seiya : It is. Which is why it's important to have some common sense and think for yourself instead of doing stupid things just because of some "challenge". |
| Well, I do like a camgirl that uses her ass... |
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| Time to set up bots to autoplay a shitload of PH vids, I guess. |
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| Not like the viewers of the site needed any incentives to do what they do. These sorts of "newsworthy due to being odd" stuff is actually a good way to capitalize on media attention (like some fast food chains tweeting relatable and personal stuff in social media) and that's likely why Pornhub does it. But well in the end the planet is now a bit greener than before so I can't complain. |
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| You know what to do. |
| "my life at this state could be transposed into a pretty massive biography" - Cneq, "the guy who was literally using BTC in 2012 to make deals in the first main instance of a digital itemized economy forming naturally in all human history (also the precursor of NFTs) and who had 20k+ total trades.", 23 years old MAL's most prolific antivaxxer, Noboru. |
| I'm sure anyone caught watching porn will use this as a good excuse. "It's not what it looks like, i'm saving the planet!" |
| THE SCIENTISTS HATE HIM, HE STOPPED GLOBAL WARMING, CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW. |
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fancyjasper said: I'm sure anyone caught watching porn will use this as a good excuse. "It's not what it looks like, i'm saving the planet!" The planet, you say? I can hear it now: Captain Pornhub, he's a hero, Gonna drain our ballsacks down to zero! :P |
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Seiya said: fancyjasper said: I'm sure anyone caught watching porn will use this as a good excuse. "It's not what it looks like, i'm saving the planet!" The planet, you say? I can hear it now: Captain Pornhub, he's a hero, Gonna drain our ballsacks down to zero! :P Ahaha that'll make a great theme song for our hero captain pornhub XD Get that copyrighted. |
| This thread influenced me nastily. I wanna do the DDD. Also, a splendid news. But one can doubt it serves any kind of purpose, depending on which trees are planted... |
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fancyjasper said: Seiya said: The planet, you say? I can hear it now: Captain Pornhub, he's a hero, Gonna drain our ballsacks down to zero! :P Ahaha that'll make a great theme song for our hero captain pornhub XD Get that copyrighted. Lol, I'd like to, but I'd be sued by the people who wrote the theme song to "Captain Planet," as that was what I was parodying. |
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| They'll go bankrupt in a matter of days |
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Seiya said: fancyjasper said: Ahaha that'll make a great theme song for our hero captain pornhub XD Get that copyrighted. Lol, I'd like to, but I'd be sued by the people who wrote the theme song to "Captain Planet," as that was what I was parodying. Oh i had it on video as a kid. Evidently i barely remember anything about it though. My dad watched it when he was growing up, it's one of the first anime he saw. |
| @luchse75 No company is that stupid. And not a company like Pornhub. Plus, they must have planned a mass command, some economy of scale. And perhaps, a watchtime limit to assure. It's all for the PR. @fancyjasper Is it an anime? I searched the studios, the demography, because the art seemed a bit anime, but it doesn't seem a bit Japanese, according to the web... |
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fancyjasper said: Seiya said: Lol, I'd like to, but I'd be sued by the people who wrote the theme song to "Captain Planet," as that was what I was parodying. Oh i had it on video as a kid. Evidently i barely remember anything about it though. My dad watched it when he was growing up, it's one of the first anime he saw. Lol, yeah, I watched it all the time as a kid. It's not an Anime though, lol. It's an American cartoon. |
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Seiya said: fancyjasper said: Oh i had it on video as a kid. Evidently i barely remember anything about it though. My dad watched it when he was growing up, it's one of the first anime he saw. Lol, yeah, I watched it all the time as a kid. It's not an Anime though, lol. It's an American cartoon. Oops my bad. I got it mixed up with battle of the planets. |
Oh, I see. Captain Planet and Gatchaman are two completely different shows. Gatchaman was called "Battle of the Planets" when it was dubbed into English, which was likely what your dad saw as a kid. |
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Seiya said: Oh, I see. Captain Planet and Gatchaman are two completely different shows. Gatchaman was called "Battle of the Planets" when it was dubbed into English, which was likely what your dad saw as a kid. Yeah i know. I thought you were calling battle of the planets an american cartoon, even though it's an adaptation of Gatchaman. My mistake. Anyway no more going off topic now! XD |
| Uh huh. Good fucking luck me finding 100 human on anthro, creampie, impregnation videos to even watch on Pornhub for one measly tree. |
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| But Varg told me to stop watching porn... WTF I hate environmentalism now! |
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| But how much carbon emmisons are there to run their servers and the computers of people watching each set of 100 videos? |
| yall better thank me for this forest I gave you... |
| [Nut Overdrive Imminent] |
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| So the no nut challenge, is it possible? Do you avoid watching females for a whole month? |
| The world is saved |
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| I have watched every amateur porn they have... That should help the planet quite a bit |
Mcswigganscat said: This puts a whole new spin on morning wood.yall better thank me for this forest I gave you... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| Now I can feel even better when I jerk off. |
| Life Is Short But Intense. |
| I wish this was true for all those bastards that just talk about helping out.... whenever they try to get on their high horse you could say that you helped the planet more than them :p |
Savasvania said: Yeah, though I recall the other things of what a man should do being to build a house and raise a son/child. Other versions may include in addition or instead of the house either a vineyard or to write a book.At least someone is planting damn trees! Lolsebca said: DDD stands analogous for: Danger! Don't Do it!This thread influenced me nastily. I wanna do the DDD. Also, a splendid news. But one can doubt it serves any kind of purpose, depending on which trees are planted... Well, it's questionable whether they will survive once the trees grow big enough to get in the way of city planning. Still a nice marketing gag, though |
heg said: Still not as ironic as KFC's attempt to decrease type 1 diabetes by increasing type 2 diabetes.cooling the world through watching hot porn (global warming solution) |
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zombie_pegasus said: heg said: Still not as ironic as KFC's attempt to decrease type 1 diabetes by increasing type 2 diabetes.cooling the world through watching hot porn (global warming solution) i lol capitalism at its finest is all i can say |
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