| He had a good wank. |
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| if you fucked your friends unconscious body clap your hands |
Edward Elric > your waifu  |
| He had happy time with his peepee |
 πππ«π«π π±π¬π²π π₯ πΆπ¬π², πππ«π±π¦π«' πΆπ¬π² π΄π¦π±π₯ ππ©π© πͺπΆ πͺπ¦π€π₯π± ______________________ |
| He basically spanked his monkey lmao |
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| Umm. He says it right there that he fucked himself up. |
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| he made a little uh oh |
β§γ»οΎ:* space is the place *:γ»οΎβ§  |
| He had the time of his life, it was a beautiful moment ;) |
| He failed no nut november,and before that i thought he was gay :) |
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| Pew News: He did an oopsie You could say that he milked Asuka for all her worth mentally and physically as disturbing as that is. Asuka yearned for Shinji attention sexually and she got what she wanted. Oof |
| He came to visit her |
 Even if you kill me, even if you kill anyone, even if you reset science… There’s always an idiot who will try anything, and the shiny monkeys will inevitably create a technological civilization. |
| He got horny when he saw asuka's bare tits and he decided to masturbate because why not, he's crazy. Spoiler but in the manga, Asuka wakes up and starts choking Shinji. They have a special relationship. |
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| Even shinji isn't degenerate enough to fuck an unconscious hospitalised girl. He simply had a quick gentlemanly fap upon seeing her boobs, and then, like most people, wondered what the hell he was doing with his life. |
| [another euphemism for masturbation goes here] Catalano said: Spoiler but in the manga, Asuka wakes up and starts choking Shinji. They have a special relationship. Well it's nice to know that the choking was a two-way street. |
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Catalano said: He got horny when he saw asuka's bare tits and he decided to masturbate because why not, he's crazy. Spoiler but in the manga, Asuka wakes up and starts choking Shinji. They have a special relationship. Lmfao I am going to read the manga now |
 Truly a Divine Comedy  |
KreatorX said: well, it's not like she catches him with his wiener in his hand but it's still a depressing and sad scene.Catalano said: He got horny when he saw asuka's bare tits and he decided to masturbate because why not, he's crazy. Spoiler but in the manga, Asuka wakes up and starts choking Shinji. They have a special relationship. Lmfao I am going to read the manga now |
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