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Oct 3, 2018 4:10 AM
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You disgust me, you always say that you would love to have a cute Yandere girl but when push comes to shove you won't do it.

I bet you don't even want to be stuck in her basement spending every single morning and evening with her and only her.
I bet you don't want her to put a chastity belt on you to make sure she's the only one receiving your sperm.
I bet you don't want to form a suicide pact with her once the police finds out and there is no way out.
I bet you won't run away from your previous life to some backwards country just to get away from the police.
I bet you won't help her get rid of a body.
I bet you won't assist her in the killing of one of your loved ones.
I bet you don't want to be stuck in the house for all eternity, spending your time happily with your crazy yet loveable family.
I bet you won't help your Yandere Daughter/Son kidnap the one they Love.
I bet you would be happy once your previous Yandere gf who is now your Yandere wife tells you she has not much time to live.
I bet you won't be willing to jump off the hospital building with her once it looks like she's about to die.
I bet you won't kiss her one last time mid fall.

You are a LIAR and you make me SICK.
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Oct 3, 2018 4:12 AM
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You greatly underestimate my crippling loneliness
Oct 3, 2018 4:15 AM
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I think all the extreme masochists out there would disagree with you.
Oct 3, 2018 4:17 AM
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You don't know my utter desperation to claim every waifus in every series.



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Oct 3, 2018 4:19 AM
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Fuck Yandere. Tsundere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.
Oct 3, 2018 4:23 AM
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I see you're underestimating sadists... I really like yanderes. They are way better than most tsunderes.
Oct 3, 2018 4:25 AM
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Frroku said:
Fuck Yandere. Tsundere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.

Fuck Tsundere. Yandere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.
Oct 3, 2018 4:26 AM
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I want a real dyke, fuck Tsunderes they're all bottoms


Oct 3, 2018 4:36 AM
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It doesn't matter to me I'll take anything I can.
Oct 3, 2018 4:38 AM
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Plathyst said:
Frroku said:
Fuck Yandere. Tsundere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.

Fuck Tsundere. Yandere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.


Apparently your Taste is shit. I feel bad for you Boi
Oct 3, 2018 4:46 AM

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You underestimate the crushing loneliness of some people.
Oct 3, 2018 5:07 AM

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Is there someone who actually says they want a yandere girlfriend??



οΌ³ο½—ο½…ο½…ο½”I guess, as long as I have life, all I can do is fight with all my might.
Oct 3, 2018 5:07 AM
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I don't want a yandere tho, I just want a really lovey and clingy deredere

Oct 3, 2018 5:08 AM

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Yandere is lovely, I'd pick one any day over tsundere. Why won't you love a yandere?
Oct 3, 2018 5:12 AM

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haha the joke is on you im a masochist and a giant degenerate
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Oct 3, 2018 5:18 AM

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No, I'm not lying when I said I want a Yandere gf.
Oct 3, 2018 5:30 AM

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excuse me but I don’t want a yandere girlfriend lol


Oct 3, 2018 5:33 AM

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Of course they lie. And tsundere fans too. Cause all dere suck.
Oct 3, 2018 5:40 AM

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most people who want a yandere gf just want a gf that loves them no matter what and would do anything for them
Oct 3, 2018 5:41 AM
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yes because yanderes suck
having one as a gf would suck even more
Oct 3, 2018 8:42 AM

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I'd rather be a yandere than be with a yandere.
Oct 3, 2018 8:42 PM
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Yikes, but that doesn't stop me from going through that red light
Oct 3, 2018 8:52 PM
otp haver πŸ€ͺ

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Some guys want a girl who'll rip his balls off. Kink shaming alert.
Oct 3, 2018 9:05 PM

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Yanderes provide great life experience. Why wouldn't I want one for a girlfriend?
Oct 3, 2018 9:11 PM

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My yandere girlfriend told me that you're attempting to deceive me. Nice try, pal.
Oct 3, 2018 9:12 PM

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No I don't want a yandere gf I just want a Dakimakura :3
Oct 4, 2018 3:35 AM
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I disagree, A yandere is just a jealous girl. As long as you come home at 5:00 PM and give her the special stick when the sun goes down she will be kept in check. She is a deredere that demands fidelity from her husbandfu. She is loyal and attentive and protects you from succubi in the local neighborhood.
Oct 4, 2018 3:38 AM

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Lisbon said:
I don't want a yandere tho, I just want a really lovey and clingy deredere

My fellow countryman knows where it's at, deredere is clearly the superior archetype.
Oct 4, 2018 9:22 AM

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op did u just assume my position????
Oct 4, 2018 9:31 AM

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You're all forgetting the good side of having a Yandere Gf, she'll never cheat on you.
Oct 8, 2018 12:21 AM

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Baka_phnx said:
You're all forgetting the good side of having a Yandere Gf, she'll never cheat on you.

Complete devotion.




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Oct 8, 2018 12:35 AM

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The greatest lie is thinking anime character personalities can even be found in a similar state so easily in real life. Most characters are exaggerated versions of real life, often only shown when you get to know them.
I'm not a lolicon, you're just projecting your tendency to lewd 2D characters.

If your favourite character is Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko, you are my soul mate.

Been a long time since I've been here, I'll continue expressing myself freely and believe everyone should too.
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Oct 8, 2018 12:49 AM

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People only want yandere girlfriend in anime form. If they are 3D, the girls are just psycho to them.

Oct 8, 2018 1:19 AM
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im sure everyone agrees tsundere>yandere
Oct 8, 2018 1:22 AM

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If I say I don't want a yandere GF, does that also mean I'm lying?
Oct 8, 2018 1:45 AM

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TBH, that's sound like pain in the ass, soo...

and i dislike problematic thing the most...
"If taking responsibility for a mistake that cannot be undone means death, it's not that hard to die. At least, not as hard as to live on."
Oct 8, 2018 1:52 AM

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Jokes on you I am the yandere myself.
Oct 8, 2018 2:09 AM
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Im so confused with this "dere" stuff man!!
Oct 8, 2018 2:23 AM

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My ex used to come see me at work, at home and whenever I was out. One time I had enough so I said lets meet when I say so, didn't work. She sometimes came in the middle of the night and banged at the door yelling my name. She liked me too much, she was passionate.
Oct 8, 2018 2:52 AM

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i dont have any specific taste with yandere,tsundere or any damndere out there....

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1. I bet you don't even want to be stuck in her basement spending every single morning and evening with her and only her.
2. I bet you don't want her to put a chastity belt on you to make sure she's the only one receiving your sperm.
3. I bet you don't want to form a suicide pact with her once the police finds out and there is no way out.
4. I bet you won't run away from your previous life to some backwards country just to get away from the police.
5. I bet you won't help her get rid of a body.
6. I bet you won't assist her in the killing of one of your loved ones.
7. I bet you don't want to be stuck in the house for all eternity, spending your time happily with your crazy yet loveable family.
8. I bet you won't help your Yandere Daughter/Son kidnap the one they Love.
9. I bet you would be happy once your previous Yandere gf who is now your Yandere wife tells you she has not much time to live.
10. I bet you won't be willing to jump off the hospital building with her once it looks like she's about to die.
11. I bet you won't kiss her one last time mid fall.


1. if the basement has 3 hi-spec gaming computers, hi-internet speed then i'll do it, with pleasure.
2. if "she" forced me, then i'll refuse it no matter what. If i refuse then she try to kill me, then i'll fight back.
3. the people who suicide are coward.
4. i never make a mess with police.
5. of course i'll do it.. if she invite to mutilate it.. i'll do it with pleasure.
6. my loved ones? is she doesnt the ones? my parents? they're already dead
7. like the number 1...
8. huh? i dont get it.
9. if she had no more times to live, then i'll release her torment.
10. sure i'll jump.. but she in the below..
11. i dont give one last kiss...

if you're talking about Yuno.. then i'll kill herfirst before she can kill me.
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Oct 8, 2018 2:57 AM
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Hey if want to be gagged, kidnapped, castrated and decapitated by my significant other then thats my business. Who are you to say that i dont really want it and back out!?!?
Oct 8, 2018 2:59 AM

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What the fuck is here even to discuss.
Oct 8, 2018 2:59 AM

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the only people who want a Yandere girlfriend are the people who've never met a Yandere.
Oct 8, 2018 6:03 AM

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Oh my fucking god my fucking sides

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Oct 8, 2018 6:05 AM

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Swagernator said:
What the fuck is here even to discuss.

That people who say that they want a murderous but loving gf are lying and when they try to defend themselves they SUCK DICK FOR BUS MONEY
stay true to your waifu, folks
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Oct 8, 2018 1:02 PM

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sorry to break it to you, but some of us are desperate karen.
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is this a male gender issure...human issue...mental illness perhaps?
Oct 9, 2018 1:39 AM

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Ohw boy, saying I'm a masochist would be an understatement...
So be sure I'd love to have a yandere gf.
Oct 9, 2018 2:07 PM

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Elfezen said:
I would love to spend every moment with Juuzou Suzuya from Tokyo Ghoul, it's not a girl and im not a girl either but since its kind of a trap its still hetero i guess lol, Juuzou made me more obssessed with it than any acctual female for some reason

Traps are gay and so are you for being attracted to one, just accept it my dude
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Oct 9, 2018 3:20 PM
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same way people want loli in real life. By that they mean 2D loli in real life form. Which doesn't exist.

Same with Yandere, those who love yandere, want 2D Yandere charcater in real life form. Which doesn't exist.

Most simply want real life Anime character :3 Not actual real person. Cuz 3D sucks right?

but that to that,

what if I want Yangire rather than Yandere?
Oct 9, 2018 4:39 PM

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DesolatePsyche said:
same way people want loli in real life. By that they mean 2D loli in real life form. Which doesn't exist.

Same with Yandere, those who love yandere, want 2D Yandere charcater in real life form. Which doesn't exist.

Most simply want real life Anime character :3 Not actual real person. Cuz 3D sucks right?

but that to that,

what if I want Yangire rather than Yandere?

then like, whatever man
you do you
some peeps in this thread have shit taste and actually believe that tsundere is best dere but like whatever everyone has their own opinion and you can have that
some peeps want a murderous waifu who loves you
some peeps want a murderous waifu that wants to murder you too
SUPER CUTIE SUPER STAR
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