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futa on futa (50.0% gay)
futa on girl (25.0% gay)
futa on male (75.0% gay)
futa on she-male (62.5% gay)
futa on trap (70.0% gay)
girl on futa (25.0% gay)
girl on girl (0.0% gay)
girl on male (50.0% gay)
girl on she-male (37.5% gay)
girl on trap (45.0% gay)
male on futa (75.0% gay)
male on girl (50.0% gay)
male on male (100.0% gay)
male on she-male (87.5% gay)
male on trap (95.0% gay)
she-male on futa (62.5% gay)
she-male on girl (37.5% gay)
she-male on male (87.5% gay)
she-male on she-male (75.0% gay)
she-male on trap (82.5% gay)
trap on futa (70.0% gay)
trap on girl (45.0% gay)
trap on male (95.0% gay)
trap on she-male (82.5% gay)
trap on trap (90.0% gay)
futa on futa on futa (50.0% gay)
futa on futa on girl (33.333333333333336% gay)
futa on futa on male (66.66666666666667% gay)
futa on futa on she-male (58.333333333333336% gay)
futa on futa on trap (63.333333333333336% gay)
futa on girl on futa (33.333333333333336% gay)
futa on girl on girl (16.666666666666668% gay)
futa on girl on male (50.0% gay)
futa on girl on she-male (41.666666666666664% gay)
futa on girl on trap (46.666666666666664% gay)
futa on male on futa (66.66666666666667% gay)
futa on male on girl (50.0% gay)
futa on male on male (83.33333333333333% gay)
futa on male on she-male (75.0% gay)
futa on male on trap (80.0% gay)
futa on she-male on futa (58.333333333333336% gay)
futa on she-male on girl (41.666666666666664% gay)
futa on she-male on male (75.0% gay)
futa on she-male on she-male (66.66666666666667% gay)
futa on she-male on trap (71.66666666666667% gay)
futa on trap on futa (63.333333333333336% gay)
futa on trap on girl (46.666666666666664% gay)
futa on trap on male (80.0% gay)
futa on trap on she-male (71.66666666666667% gay)
futa on trap on trap (76.66666666666667% gay)
girl on futa on futa (33.333333333333336% gay)
girl on futa on girl (16.666666666666668% gay)
girl on futa on male (50.0% gay)
girl on futa on she-male (41.666666666666664% gay)
girl on futa on trap (46.666666666666664% gay)
girl on girl on futa (16.666666666666668% gay)
girl on girl on girl (0.0% gay)
girl on girl on male (33.333333333333336% gay)
girl on girl on she-male (25.0% gay)
girl on girl on trap (30.0% gay)
girl on male on futa (50.0% gay)
girl on male on girl (33.333333333333336% gay)
girl on male on male (66.66666666666667% gay)
girl on male on she-male (58.333333333333336% gay)
girl on male on trap (63.333333333333336% gay)
girl on she-male on futa (41.666666666666664% gay)
girl on she-male on girl (25.0% gay)
girl on she-male on male (58.333333333333336% gay)
girl on she-male on she-male (50.0% gay)
girl on she-male on trap (55.0% gay)
girl on trap on futa (46.666666666666664% gay)
girl on trap on girl (30.0% gay)
girl on trap on male (63.333333333333336% gay)
girl on trap on she-male (55.0% gay)
girl on trap on trap (60.0% gay)
male on futa on futa (66.66666666666667% gay)
male on futa on girl (50.0% gay)
male on futa on male (83.33333333333333% gay)
male on futa on she-male (75.0% gay)
male on futa on trap (80.0% gay)
male on girl on futa (50.0% gay)
male on girl on girl (33.333333333333336% gay)
male on girl on male (66.66666666666667% gay)
male on girl on she-male (58.333333333333336% gay)
male on girl on trap (63.333333333333336% gay)
male on male on futa (83.33333333333333% gay)
male on male on girl (66.66666666666667% gay)
male on male on male (100.0% gay)
male on male on she-male (91.66666666666667% gay)
male on male on trap (96.66666666666667% gay)
male on she-male on futa (75.0% gay)
male on she-male on girl (58.333333333333336% gay)
male on she-male on male (91.66666666666667% gay)
male on she-male on she-male (83.33333333333333% gay)
male on she-male on trap (88.33333333333333% gay)
male on trap on futa (80.0% gay)
male on trap on girl (63.333333333333336% gay)
male on trap on male (96.66666666666667% gay)
male on trap on she-male (88.33333333333333% gay)
male on trap on trap (93.33333333333333% gay)
she-male on futa on futa (58.333333333333336% gay)
she-male on futa on girl (41.666666666666664% gay)
she-male on futa on male (75.0% gay)
she-male on futa on she-male (66.66666666666667% gay)
she-male on futa on trap (71.66666666666667% gay)
she-male on girl on futa (41.666666666666664% gay)
she-male on girl on girl (25.0% gay)
she-male on girl on male (58.333333333333336% gay)
she-male on girl on she-male (50.0% gay)
she-male on girl on trap (55.0% gay)
she-male on male on futa (75.0% gay)
she-male on male on girl (58.333333333333336% gay)
she-male on male on male (91.66666666666667% gay)
she-male on male on she-male (83.33333333333333% gay)
she-male on male on trap (88.33333333333333% gay)
she-male on she-male on futa (66.66666666666667% gay)
she-male on she-male on girl (50.0% gay)
she-male on she-male on male (83.33333333333333% gay)
she-male on she-male on she-male (75.0% gay)
she-male on she-male on trap (80.0% gay)
she-male on trap on futa (71.66666666666667% gay)
she-male on trap on girl (55.0% gay)
she-male on trap on male (88.33333333333333% gay)
she-male on trap on she-male (80.0% gay)
she-male on trap on trap (85.0% gay)
trap on futa on futa (63.333333333333336% gay)
trap on futa on girl (46.666666666666664% gay)
trap on futa on male (80.0% gay)
trap on futa on she-male (71.66666666666667% gay)
trap on futa on trap (76.66666666666667% gay)
trap on girl on futa (46.666666666666664% gay)
trap on girl on girl (30.0% gay)
trap on girl on male (63.333333333333336% gay)
trap on girl on she-male (55.0% gay)
trap on girl on trap (60.0% gay)
trap on male on futa (80.0% gay)
trap on male on girl (63.333333333333336% gay)
trap on male on male (96.66666666666667% gay)
trap on male on she-male (88.33333333333333% gay)
trap on male on trap (93.33333333333333% gay)
trap on she-male on futa (71.66666666666667% gay)
trap on she-male on girl (55.0% gay)
trap on she-male on male (88.33333333333333% gay)
trap on she-male on she-male (80.0% gay)
trap on she-male on trap (85.0% gay)
trap on trap on futa (76.66666666666667% gay)
trap on male on she-male (88.33333333333333% gay)
trap on male on trap (93.33333333333333% gay)
trap on she-male on futa (71.66666666666667% gay)
trap on she-male on girl (55.0% gay)
trap on she-male on male (88.33333333333333% gay)
trap on she-male on she-male (80.0% gay)
trap on she-male on trap (85.0% gay)
trap on trap on futa (76.66666666666667% gay)

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Jul 9, 2017 6:16 AM
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EDIT: After further inspection, this topic needs a lot of work. I would not use it to calculate my gay percentages every week. It takes a very basic view of:

boobs = +25% straight
vagina = +25% straight
girly personality = +10% straight
no penis = +40% straight

Which quite unfair to traps, who obviously deserve a much lower percentage of gay than 90%!!!
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Jul 9, 2017 6:19 AM
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You lost me at "girl on girl 0% gay". If they're gay then they're gay. Lesbians, believe it or not, posses homosexual feelings towards each other. They are just as gay as gay men are.
Jul 9, 2017 6:19 AM
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i'll order 2 futa on girl on girl (16.666666666666668% gay) please
Jul 9, 2017 6:20 AM
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omg this made me lol IRL that was good
Jul 9, 2017 6:21 AM
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This is the kind of content I come to this site for. Truly educational
Jul 9, 2017 6:21 AM
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You missed a common one. Loli futa on loli futa = 100% gay cause they may as well just be 2 shotas.
Jul 9, 2017 6:22 AM
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Lol, does he get paid to do these calculations?

Paul said:
You missed a common one. Loli futa on loli futa = 100% gay cause they may as well just be 2 shotas.


It's boku no pico at that point
Ha. Ha. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.
I'm laughing because you got hurt.
Jul 9, 2017 6:22 AM
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zombie_pegasus said:
You lost me at "girl on girl 0% gay". If they're gay then they're gay. Lesbians, believe it or not, posses homosexual feelings towards each other. They are just as gay as gay men are.


"Yuri is gay" is just an excuse used by trap-lovers to convince everyone that they're not gay. Yuri may be gay, but fapping to it is 100% straight, no question. Unless you're willing to dispute Newton's 4th Law: "fewer dicks = less gay"?
Jul 9, 2017 6:22 AM

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Damn.

At least you put some effort into it, but shitpost will be shitpost.

One Piece episode 914 & 915 & 1027 were a mistake and 957 brought the salvation - FMmatron


Jul 9, 2017 6:23 AM

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Shoegum said:
zombie_pegasus said:
You lost me at "girl on girl 0% gay". If they're gay then they're gay. Lesbians, believe it or not, posses homosexual feelings towards each other. They are just as gay as gay men are.


"Yuri is gay" is just an excuse used by trap-lovers to convince everyone that they're not gay. Yuri may be gay, but fapping to it is 100% straight, no question. Unless you're willing to dispute Newton's 4th Law: "fewer dicks = less gay"?
i think we need to get some reverse traps into the mix
Jul 9, 2017 6:24 AM

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blow mind

next level of shitposting
i salute you
Jul 9, 2017 6:24 AM
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Paul said:
You missed a common one. Loli futa on loli futa = 100% gay cause they may as well just be 2 shotas.


True but they have vaginas as well as dicks so shouldn't it be just slightly less than 100%?
Jul 9, 2017 6:28 AM

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mann im still giggling here lmao damn u
Jul 9, 2017 6:29 AM
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romagia said:
Shoegum said:


"Yuri is gay" is just an excuse used by trap-lovers to convince everyone that they're not gay. Yuri may be gay, but fapping to it is 100% straight, no question. Unless you're willing to dispute Newton's 4th Law: "fewer dicks = less gay"?
i think we need to get some reverse traps into the mix


Apparently one trap is about 90% gay according to this, and one futa is 50% gay, so I think reverse trap should be even less than that at 10% gay?
Jul 9, 2017 6:30 AM

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Shoegum said:
Paul said:
You missed a common one. Loli futa on loli futa = 100% gay cause they may as well just be 2 shotas.


True but they have vaginas as well as dicks so shouldn't it be just slightly less than 100%?


It's an exaggerated value. Many variables come into play when it's this pair.
Jul 9, 2017 6:31 AM
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Some stats for when you're masturbating to only one:
futa: 50% gay
male: 100% gay
girl: 0% gay
trap: 90% gay
she-male: 75% gay
reverse trap: 10% gay?
loli: 0% gay
shota: 100% gay
loli futa: 75% gay?
reverse futa: ???
loli she-male: 100% gay?
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Jul 9, 2017 6:32 AM

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Genius thread OP, a ton of effort for once
Jul 9, 2017 6:34 AM

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>someone has wasted his time on this
Hilarious.
Jul 9, 2017 6:39 AM

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PoKiBlueman said:
girl on male (50.0% gay)

And this concludes your friend is 100% gay.
Jul 9, 2017 6:39 AM

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male on male on male (100.0% gay) ------- isn't this suppose to be over 100% gay?
Why is there no variable for overgayous?
Jul 9, 2017 6:40 AM

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Aquamirror said:
PoKiBlueman said:
girl on male (50.0% gay)

And this concludes your friend is 100% gay.

You never know, your guy downstairs might be enjoying it for the guy on screen and not the girl.
Jul 9, 2017 6:45 AM

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That's funny let me tell my 12yo self about this and he'll have a laugh about it.


Also there's no category for crossdressing. Not traps, but guys being forced to crossdress, generally by futas (sometimes by other males). Basically Futa x Male/Futa x Trap Hybrids with a femdom (or futadom if you will) element to it. That's what I like but it doesn't seem to be represented by that chart. How typical.

Along the same lines I think futa-on-trap is more gay than futa-on-male if you identify with the trap. In general which side you identify with matters a lot so blanket statements like this are not very credible. Do you want to fuck a trap or do you want to imagine being a trap that gets fucked by a guy or a futa? If you're the type of person who thinks that being gay can be measured in % and based on what people fap to, these things should make a difference to you.

So I feel that scientifically speaking this paper is lacking.

Shoegum said:
Some stats for when you're masturbating to only one:
futa: 50% gay
male: 100% gay
girl: 0% gay
trap: 90% gay
she-male: 75% gay
reverse trap: 10% gay?
loli: 0% gay
shota: 100% gay
loli futa: 75% gay?
reverse futa: ???
loli she-male: 100% gay?


Shemales are way gayer than traps imo. They always have these huge penises in doujins (and often other many attrubutes like a lot of body hair) while traps barely have a penis the size of a clit most of the time. It feels much less manly to see a naked trap than a naked shemale in doujin in my experience.
I probably regret this post by now.
Jul 9, 2017 6:45 AM

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wow, i'm truly impressed

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Jul 9, 2017 6:47 AM
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PoKiBlueman said:
futa on futa (50.0% gay)
futa on girl (25.0% gay)
futa on male (75.0% gay)
futa on she-male (62.5% gay)
futa on trap (70.0% gay)
girl on girl (0.0% gay)
male on girl (50.0% gay)
male on male (100.0% gay)
male on she-male (87.5% gay)
male on trap (95.0% gay)
she-male on girl (37.5% gay)
she-male on she-male (75.0% gay)
she-male on trap (82.5% gay)
trap on girl (45.0% gay)
trap on trap (90.0% gay)
futa on futa on futa (50.0% gay)
futa on futa on girl (33.333333333333336% gay)
futa on futa on male (66.66666666666667% gay)
futa on futa on she-male (58.333333333333336% gay)
futa on futa on trap (63.333333333333336% gay)
futa on girl on futa (33.333333333333336% gay)
futa on girl on girl (16.666666666666668% gay)
futa on girl on male (50.0% gay)
futa on girl on she-male (41.666666666666664% gay)
futa on girl on trap (46.666666666666664% gay)
futa on male on futa (66.66666666666667% gay)
futa on male on girl (50.0% gay)
futa on male on male (83.33333333333333% gay)
futa on male on she-male (75.0% gay)
futa on male on trap (80.0% gay)
futa on she-male on futa (58.333333333333336% gay)
futa on she-male on girl (41.666666666666664% gay)
futa on she-male on male (75.0% gay)
futa on she-male on she-male (66.66666666666667% gay)
futa on she-male on trap (71.66666666666667% gay)
futa on trap on futa (63.333333333333336% gay)
futa on trap on girl (46.666666666666664% gay)
futa on trap on male (80.0% gay)
futa on trap on she-male (71.66666666666667% gay)
futa on trap on trap (76.66666666666667% gay)
girl on girl on girl (0.0% gay)
girl on girl on male (33.333333333333336% gay)
girl on girl on she-male (25.0% gay)
girl on girl on trap (30.0% gay)
girl on male on girl (33.333333333333336% gay)
girl on male on male (66.66666666666667% gay)
girl on male on she-male (58.333333333333336% gay)
girl on male on trap (63.333333333333336% gay)
girl on she-male on girl (25.0% gay)
girl on she-male on male (58.333333333333336% gay)
girl on she-male on she-male (50.0% gay)
girl on she-male on trap (55.0% gay)
girl on trap on girl (30.0% gay)
girl on trap on male (63.333333333333336% gay)
girl on trap on she-male (55.0% gay)
girl on trap on trap (60.0% gay)
male on male on male (100.0% gay)
male on male on she-male (91.66666666666667% gay)
male on male on trap (96.66666666666667% gay)
male on she-male on male (91.66666666666667% gay)
male on she-male on she-male (83.33333333333333% gay)
male on she-male on trap (88.33333333333333% gay)
male on trap on male (96.66666666666667% gay)
male on trap on she-male (88.33333333333333% gay)
male on trap on trap (93.33333333333333% gay)
she-male on she-male on she-male (75.0% gay)
she-male on she-male on trap (80.0% gay)
she-male on trap on she-male (80.0% gay)
she-male on trap on trap (85.0% gay)
trap on trap on trap (90% gay)

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Since the order of the people doesn't matter in any of the scenarios, I've cut down the fat to make it copiable.
Jul 9, 2017 6:54 AM
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Pullman said:

Shoegum said:
Some stats for when you're masturbating to only one:
futa: 50% gay
male: 100% gay
girl: 0% gay
trap: 90% gay
she-male: 75% gay
reverse trap: 10% gay?
loli: 0% gay
shota: 100% gay
loli futa: 75% gay?
reverse futa: ???
loli she-male: 100% gay?


Shemales are way gayer than traps imo. They always have these huge penises in doujins (and often other many attrubutes like a lot of body hair) while traps barely have a penis the size of a clit most of the time. It feels much less manly to see a naked trap than a naked shemale in doujin in my experience.


True. These stats, except for the ones I added in, were created by the expert not me. Personally I think traps are like 10-20% gay. :/
Jul 9, 2017 8:31 AM

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Well, that is an interesting studio for sure. I can sleep in peace now.
Jul 9, 2017 1:42 PM

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Wait, so if I watch just normal, regular boy on girl action, porn, that makes me bi-sexual?

I mean on paper it make sense, but in reality, not so :/



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boomed me! he's so good! (x4)
Jul 9, 2017 1:46 PM

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Shit posting with actual effort put in for once on MAL of all places?
Holy fuck.
Jul 9, 2017 1:54 PM

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Finally, someone did the hard research on this.
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Oh for the love of
-_- nvm gotta love MAL
Jul 11, 2017 12:45 PM
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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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I was thinking on doing this research in the coming years, I'm glad someone done it before me, now I can turn my full attention to the effect of tentacle rape porn on elderly and dangerously underage people. God bless your soul
Jul 11, 2017 12:54 PM

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My own observation is that if you watch futa, there is no way you can be 100% straight and this is supported through OP's findings.
All credit goes to Sacred.
Jul 27, 2017 5:14 AM
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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?!
Jul 27, 2017 5:56 AM

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So basically, I carried the gay genes and whoever I tried to have sex with, it still has some of gayness? Oh mai
Jul 27, 2017 8:11 AM

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MAL, Just let this meme die already.
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Jul 27, 2017 8:17 AM

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Can someone explain what is ''futa''?
Jul 27, 2017 8:19 AM

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Tekakurika said:
Can someone explain what is ''futa''?

A girl with a penis/both sets of genitalia. Pretty common in hentai nowadays.
Jul 27, 2017 8:27 AM

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Finally an inspirational and clever post! That's why I browse the forums. To see something as good and unique as this one!
Jul 27, 2017 8:44 AM

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Quite an informative thread we have here.

Clebardman said:
Tekakurika said:
Can someone explain what is ''futa''?

A girl with a penis/both sets of genitalia. Pretty common in hentai nowadays.
>nowdays
Hmmm, I doubt that.
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Clebardman said:
Tekakurika said:
Can someone explain what is ''futa''?

A girl with a penis/both sets of genitalia. Pretty common in hentai nowadays.

So its the same as shemale

(30 char limit)
Jul 27, 2017 8:52 AM
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its not gay if he shaves and wears a skirt for me~
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Based on the information presented above, I therefore conclude:

There's a gay in all of us whether you like it or not.

Except of course for the "girl on girl". Just as Gigguk said: Yuri is for the men with most exquisite of tastes.
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Read the first 5 lines and I have to say. There was a lot of effort put into this. Wasted effort but still effort.

Missed the days when gay=happy(well I guess swordfighting is a happy event for some).



"... Because when you live in this world of my closed eyes...
... Being alone is very lonely..."
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Nothing's gay because gay doesn't exist.

It's just political brainwashing.

Jul 27, 2017 9:05 AM

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Tekakurika said:
Clebardman said:

A girl with a penis/both sets of genitalia. Pretty common in hentai nowadays.

So its the same as shemale

(30 char limit)

Not exactly. The futa is a female who just happen to have a penis for various reasons (usually magical). No sex change implied, and most also have a vagina.

This discussion (^:
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY WAS POPPIN
May 15, 2018 4:48 AM

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I love you OP. This is the quality level of posts AD needs
May 15, 2018 10:50 PM
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Hey hey hey, just so you know, everything, everything is gay!
May 15, 2018 11:37 PM

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still doesn't change the fact that traps are gay
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EDIT: After further inspection, this topic needs a lot of work. I would not use it to calculate my gay percentages every week. It takes a very basic view of:

boobs = +25% straight
vagina = +25% straight
girly personality = +10% straight
no penis = +40% straight

Which quite unfair to traps, who obviously deserve a much lower percentage of gay than 90%!!!
no penis should be 69% straight
An admin's dickhead Soul banned me from MAL t('v't)
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It’s time to ditch the text file.
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