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Apr 22, 2017 12:02 AM
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RedRoseFring said:


I'm sorry, but responses like #2 are always amusing (even though they shouldn't be), because the only conversation to be shared would be "AAARGGH! OH GOD PLEASE HAVE MERCY! I'M SO SORRY! UUUUGGH! AAAAAAHHH! OH GOD!!!" with much weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth.
There's nothing enticing about that no matter the company.


No need to be sorry. I was being somewhat facetious; I don't believe in an afterlife and I'm taking the liberty of imagining hell to consist of heavy metal concerts and hot springs rather than heavy tortures and hot lead. I agree that there is not much appeal in what you describe.
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Saucy said:
Well, if God turns out to be real, there is not reason to believe He or It is anything like we conceive of it.

If God is what we think He is, then I probably am destined to go to Hell, in which case, that sucks.




Whatever the facts about God are after I die, if he is real in some way, my first and most important question is why He has not revealed himself to us in a way that we can access beyond "revelation."

Then I would ask if he is responsible for our creation and what his powers are. Why is there so much suffering in the world. Is there other life in the universe. How big is the universe. Etc etc. There would be an eternity of questions I would need answered.


You're misunderstanding godism. Godism isn't defined by the mainstream conception.
Apr 22, 2017 5:51 AM

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i know he exist especially that where i live a miracle happened few times like last year oil started coming out from the walls of the place were people were praying i think in the church i wasn't there my mother's sister(do not know what it is called) was they showed that on tv
and many people here weren't sick anymore after they sad on the tv that while sleeping a saint spoke with them ...
so he exist
2 is he good or not yes
this shit life is an exam to us people to know if we deserve to go to the unlimited good life of heaven or to go to hell
and those saying that this is unfair for people born with physical or mental problem are wrong because being born with everything will push this person to do more sins wanting more from this life and being born with those deformation is like an exam to show us how we will act in this life to see what we will be our judgement but god can forgive so do not loose you hopes
Apr 22, 2017 6:02 AM

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I have doubts sometimes, but after having 4 consecutive dreams about dying and calling out to God in all 4, I know in my heart He exists.

I've accepted Jesus as my savior. I'm walking through the gates of heaven to be reunited with my Lord.
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Apr 22, 2017 6:06 AM

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I'll go "OwO what's this?" and hope he sends me straight to hell, since I was planning on going there already
Apr 22, 2017 6:11 AM

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I'll hope that he'll answer some of my questions cause I have a lot.
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Apr 22, 2017 8:25 AM

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JustaBrer said:
Saucy said:
Well, if God turns out to be real, there is not reason to believe He or It is anything like we conceive of it.

If God is what we think He is, then I probably am destined to go to Hell, in which case, that sucks.




Whatever the facts about God are after I die, if he is real in some way, my first and most important question is why He has not revealed himself to us in a way that we can access beyond "revelation."

Then I would ask if he is responsible for our creation and what his powers are. Why is there so much suffering in the world. Is there other life in the universe. How big is the universe. Etc etc. There would be an eternity of questions I would need answered.


You're misunderstanding godism. Godism isn't defined by the mainstream conception.




I don't know what I just read, but that helps nothing.

I'm not misunderstanding God, nor am I thinking of the "mainstream conception" whatever that is. If you think I misunderstand what God means, feel free to actually say why, otherwise I'm going to assume you have no idea what you're talking about.


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Apr 22, 2017 8:35 AM

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Saucy said:
JustaBrer said:


You're misunderstanding godism. Godism isn't defined by the mainstream conception.




I don't know what I just read, but that helps nothing.

I'm not misunderstanding God, nor am I thinking of the "mainstream conception" whatever that is. If you think I misunderstand what God means, feel free to actually say why, otherwise I'm going to assume you have no idea what you're talking about.


God is an intelligent source that interferes with our reality without our awareness. Because this is nonsense we don't consider it.
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@Saucy

I don't know who you are but that EMILIA signature is awesome!




Yes, I am aware.




JustaBrer said:
Saucy said:




I don't know what I just read, but that helps nothing.

I'm not misunderstanding God, nor am I thinking of the "mainstream conception" whatever that is. If you think I misunderstand what God means, feel free to actually say why, otherwise I'm going to assume you have no idea what you're talking about.


God is an intelligent source that interferes with our reality without our awareness. Because this is nonsense we don't consider it.



I'm still confused. God is an intelligent source that interferes with our reality without our awareness? Is that your non-mainstream definition of God? I'm afraid that's the base assumption of pretty much all religions.

Most religions and religious apologists in the philosophy assume that God is a personal creator, that he is intelligent, and that he is omnipotent/omnibenevolent/omniscient.

Clearly, when people pray for things and consider "providence," they are are specifically making the assumption that God will intervene or has intervened in their lives in some way. But because none of them can predict of explain exactly in what ways, it stands to reason that they aren't aware or they're simply delusional.


Now, the latter part of your post is even more confusing. We don't consider it because it's nonsense? How is it nonsense and how do we not consider it? Even if it is nonsense, which it isn't, we consider nonsensical things on a daily basis, just think of Amy Schumer's career.


Apr 22, 2017 9:02 AM

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It's the objective definition of God.

It's nonsense because it's not based on sense. And it's mentally ill to let nonsense considerations affect our beliefs.
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JustaBrer said:
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It's the objective definition of God.

It's nonsense because it's not based on sense. And it's mentally ill to let nonsense considerations affect our beliefs.


"Objective?"

Come again? That's an incredibly SUPER INCREDIBLY bold statement to make. I don't think you're realizing the gravity of what you just said.

Objectivity in claims about God is VERY controversial. I for one, have no idea what you're even talking about, let alone accept that what you said is in any way objective.

Again, I have no idea what you mean by "sense" here. There are many rational arguments for God's existence. There are also many sensible interpretations of the past which are based on nothing by accounts of dead people who may or may not have lied, yet we have managed to construct a pretty trustworthy account of world history that is not based on "sense." So, am I mentally ill for believing that Rasputin survived multiple assassination attempts?


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Sense is the five senses + logic.

Those accounts could be conjectured not necessarily described from objective experience.

You're mentally ill for believing that depending on the nature of your belief.
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JustaBrer said:
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Sense is the five senses + logic.

Those accounts could be conjectured not necessarily described from objective experience.

You're mentally ill for believing that depending on the nature of your belief.



But that's not how we define "nonsense."

Sensory experiences aren't part of logic.


Also, I don't know if you intend this, but based on your statements, you must conclude that most religious people are mentally ill. Not only that, but pretty much anyone who believes anything on faith is basically mentally ill. Now, I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty bold statement, especially considering that you probably have some faith-based beliefs yourself, or simply, beliefs without sufficient evidence.

They don't even have to be religious. Take for instance the belief that humans are inherently good or evil. Whatever you believe, that's mostly on faith. What about the love of your significant other? Do you really have objective evidence that they love you? What about teamwork? Trust in sports teams is really just another form of faith.


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Saucy said:
JustaBrer said:
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Sense is the five senses + logic.

Those accounts could be conjectured not necessarily described from objective experience.

You're mentally ill for believing that depending on the nature of your belief.



But that's not how we define "nonsense."

Sensory experiences aren't part of logic.


Also, I don't know if you intend this, but based on your statements, you must conclude that most religious people are mentally ill. Not only that, but pretty much anyone who believes anything on faith is basically mentally ill. Now, I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty bold statement, especially considering that you probably have some faith-based beliefs yourself, or simply, beliefs without sufficient evidence.

They don't even have to be religious. Take for instance the belief that humans are inherently good or evil. Whatever you believe, that's mostly on faith. What about the love of your significant other? Do you really have objective evidence that they love you? What about teamwork? Trust in sports teams is really just another form of faith.


This is how we objectively define sense and nonsense.

Most religious people are mentally ill, yes.

I'm agnostic with God, meaning that I'm on the fence. I like to believe deep down, but I know there's no way of rationalising that belief in reality.

There's no such thing as something being inherently good. That's fallacious.

As for your examples, we use induction there.
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JustaBrer said:
Saucy said:



But that's not how we define "nonsense."

Sensory experiences aren't part of logic.


Also, I don't know if you intend this, but based on your statements, you must conclude that most religious people are mentally ill. Not only that, but pretty much anyone who believes anything on faith is basically mentally ill. Now, I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty bold statement, especially considering that you probably have some faith-based beliefs yourself, or simply, beliefs without sufficient evidence.

They don't even have to be religious. Take for instance the belief that humans are inherently good or evil. Whatever you believe, that's mostly on faith. What about the love of your significant other? Do you really have objective evidence that they love you? What about teamwork? Trust in sports teams is really just another form of faith.


This is how we objectively define sense and nonsense.

Most religious people are mentally ill, yes.

I'm agnostic with God, meaning that I'm on the fence. I like to believe deep down, but I know there's no way of rationalising that belief in reality.

There's no such thing as something being inherently good. That's fallacious.

As for your examples, we use induction there.



This is not me being mean or insulting, but I'm not sure you know the definition of a few words here:

-sense
-objective
-nonsense
-mental illness
-fallacy
-induction




You just conflated "sense" with "sensory." You're actually saying "logical" when you're saying "sense."

Again, you're claiming objectivity without any sort of reasoning behind it, so I'm inclined to dismiss it as actual nonsense.

I mean, if you want to go by "objective" definitions of mental illness, the APA and the DSM do not list religious belief and faith as mental illness. So what you're saying is subjective and probably quite rude to those of faith.

Value theory is again a point of contention where some ethical theories claim that life itself is actually inherently valuable and good. It's also not a fallacy because I didn't provide an argument. What you called fallacious is not an argument. You could say it's a false dichotomy maybe.

And again, induction is just probability arguments and nobody is thinking in terms of their team having a 72% chance of doing what they're expected to do. They trust one another and that's how they actually create teamwork. If there was no trust, or faith, the team would never function.




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idk about God (no one does) but i know angeloids are real, I'm one
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how prove dis thing a god?
cold just be demon/alien pretendering be god
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I would say "Hi Sgrubles" and then stop existing.
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id hang out with god, haruhi suzumiya x3
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It is impossible to "find out" that God is real, but if it is, then nothing you do will affect the outcome due to predestination.
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"No! NO! I gave you the benefit of the DOUBT and allowed you to be a figment of collective mind! JUST so I wouldn't have to call you a sadistic or indifferent piece of garbage. If you wanted us to do something, why didn't you give us your word more clearly? Heck, how could we even know ANY people's perception of you and your will is even accurate? If you're going to let everyone suffer at the mercy of a cruel universe that does just as well without them, you BETTER not be here to tell me there was some moral compass you only granted to one culture that the entire world should follow. Just to have their eternal SOUL relegated to the black-and-white eternity in a realm of unending peace or torture. I hope we were WAY off in every interpretation of you, because you're that incomprehensible. Except for some Native American tribe that got killed off by Europeans, because that would be great just desserts for humanity. Anyway, you're a piece of crap if you want to hold us morally accountable!" All this while pounding the ground with my fist to emphasize capitalized words.
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Finding out god is real, and describing the things you will do is impossible.
Its a myth, a legend, someone everyone knows of, but not everyone beliefs in.
Humans are scared for the things that are unheard of, or never seen before. Its something thats in our brain, your reaction will be automatism, if you know what I mean.

I think I will either be scared, or be emotional beyond words because of the fact, I got the knowledge that something actually exists that no one knows of, and the automatis emotional reaction might hit me.



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That depends on which god and what they are like. In any case id probably just as a lot of questions if i was able to speak to them.
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Check the genitalia.

If God is a futanari, then I'll penetrate the omanko and let God penetrate my butthole.
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You said:
Check the genitalia.

If God is a futanari, then I'll penetrate the omanko and let God penetrate my butthole.


that my friend, is much more likely to be baphomet, so i think it's no worries.

For me, I'm ask if he has any consoles so we can play, but tbh man probably have no time for me.
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I would punch him right in the face and cuss him out.
Would tell him to send me to hell, I have some old friends down there that be cool to see again.


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You said:
Check the genitalia.

If God is a futanari, then I'll penetrate the omanko and let God penetrate my butthole.

According to the Kabbalah god is a futanari.

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Found the SSS of course and fight back, I am extremely irreligious, So it's only natural

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Play a game of chess with him.

Stay classy.
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traed said:
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Check the genitalia.

If God is a futanari, then I'll penetrate the omanko and let God penetrate my butthole.

According to the Kabbalah god is a futanari.



nahhh man the Kabbahlah says God has 10 different Sepirots aka emanations, aspects of the godhead. Some are male and some are female, but seeing as the Sepirots also correspond to the Tree of Life which are all different emanations of the world (seperate planets in a sense) we can probably deduce that these emanations are all differing incarnations, not to be understood as a single being having male and female sex organs!

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xrockxz89 said:
traed said:

According to the Kabbalah god is a futanari.



nahhh man the Kabbahlah says God has 10 different Sepirots aka emanations, aspects of the godhead. Some are male and some are female, but seeing as the Sepirots also correspond to the Tree of Life which are all different emanations of the world (seperate planets in a sense) we can probably deduce that these emanations are all differing incarnations, not to be understood as a single being having male and female sex organs!



Ah well if im to be a bit more accurate it says Adam was actually both male and female but not in a futa way. They say Eve made from his "rib" is a mistranslation for "side". Adam was a two faced entity with two sides male on one female on other. Since they were made in god's image some say that must mean god is both male and female. This is very similar to an old greek myth about people originally having two faces, four arms and four legs. In some charts of the tree of life i have seen it represented as a map of god's body in which include both genitals.
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traed said:
xrockxz89 said:


nahhh man the Kabbahlah says God has 10 different Sepirots aka emanations, aspects of the godhead. Some are male and some are female, but seeing as the Sepirots also correspond to the Tree of Life which are all different emanations of the world (seperate planets in a sense) we can probably deduce that these emanations are all differing incarnations, not to be understood as a single being having male and female sex organs!



Ah well if im to be a bit more accurate it says Adam was actually both male and female but not in a futa way. They say Eve made from his "rib" is a mistranslation for "side". Adam was a two faced entity with two sides male on one female on other. Since they were made in god's image some say that must mean god is both male and female. This is very similar to an old greek myth about people originally having two faces, four arms and four legs. In some charts of the tree of life i have seen it represented as a map of god's body in which include both genitals.


well, I take it to still mean different beings which are kind of linked by a single mind. I don't think it's supposed to be a single being like you or I. They're like brain twins, only Even did go on to become another being.

Same with the Sepirots, I feel like those are all different beings in a sense? Says online that they aren't, but i feel like they are ;D
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traed said:
xrockxz89 said:


nahhh man the Kabbahlah says God has 10 different Sepirots aka emanations, aspects of the godhead. Some are male and some are female, but seeing as the Sepirots also correspond to the Tree of Life which are all different emanations of the world (seperate planets in a sense) we can probably deduce that these emanations are all differing incarnations, not to be understood as a single being having male and female sex organs!



Ah well if im to be a bit more accurate it says Adam was actually both male and female but not in a futa way. They say Eve made from his "rib" is a mistranslation for "side". Adam was a two faced entity with two sides male on one female on other. Since they were made in god's image some say that must mean god is both male and female. This is very similar to an old greek myth about people originally having two faces, four arms and four legs. In some charts of the tree of life i have seen it represented as a map of god's body in which include both genitals.


But I thought you consider Jesus as god? (Jesus was a man)
Or was that crossdressing?
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swirlydragon said:
traed said:


Ah well if im to be a bit more accurate it says Adam was actually both male and female but not in a futa way. They say Eve made from his "rib" is a mistranslation for "side". Adam was a two faced entity with two sides male on one female on other. Since they were made in god's image some say that must mean god is both male and female. This is very similar to an old greek myth about people originally having two faces, four arms and four legs. In some charts of the tree of life i have seen it represented as a map of god's body in which include both genitals.


But I thought you consider Jesus as god? (Jesus was a man)
Or was that crossdressing?


I'm not a Christian. Christians either see Jesus as the son of god or a form of god. Although the bible also says all people are children of god. If i recall right there is a part of the bible which describes Jesus as having woman's breasts. His name is actually Jeshua rather than Jesus. Jesus Christ is a title.
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traed said:
You said:
Check the genitalia.

If God is a futanari, then I'll penetrate the omanko and let God penetrate my butthole.

According to the Kabbalah god is a futanari.

good, that means I can satisfy my sexual urge with god.
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You said:
traed said:

According to the Kabbalah god is a futanari.

good, that means I can satisfy my sexual urge with god.


well anyways the kabbalah is considered highly occultic and basically impossible to decypher unless you're a jewish mystic >_>

sooo... please stop being a consort of satan xD lol
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xrockxz89 said:
You said:
good, that means I can satisfy my sexual urge with god.


well anyways the kabbalah is considered highly occultic and basically impossible to decypher unless you're a jewish mystic >_>

sooo... please stop being a consort of satan xD lol
But it won't be fun to live in heaven if I can't have sex with god :(
And what makes Kabbalah occultic than christianity?
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You said:
xrockxz89 said:


well anyways the kabbalah is considered highly occultic and basically impossible to decypher unless you're a jewish mystic >_>

sooo... please stop being a consort of satan xD lol
But it won't be fun to live in heaven if I can't have sex with god :(
And what makes Kabbalah occultic than christianity?


It just has way more symbolism and esoteric meaning behind it. It's based on much less straightforward texts. The Bible is a straight up storybook compared to Kabbalistic texts.

There is plenty of esoteric Christianity, however, just look at Gnostic mysticism.
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I'd probably ask about various stuff in religious text(depending which "God" is actually real) and ask for his/her/its interpretation on them because even though there are a lot ways to interpret this I'd like to know his/her/its definite opinion on the topic, because well, he's/she's/it's God.



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... Being alone is very lonely..."
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I'd slap the shit outta him and call him a "judgy bastard" I don't care what happens next.
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I'll use my awesome weeabo powers and get a free slot to Heaven,Reincarnation, Resurrection, Hell, anime-world. derp.



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" Just accept your fate and rot in hell for all eternity " is what i would do
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