| Very, very flattered. Haha. |
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Nihilfist said: This thread makes me want to jerk off. Please, go right ahead. I insist. |
Okazaki93 said: Nihilfist said: This thread makes me want to jerk off. Please, go right ahead. I insist. Can I watch too? |
| What's a feel? |
| Pictures or it didn't happen, get pictures selll for profit. |
| I would say, "I know" http://i.imgur.com/kS4QRbf.gif |
text27 said: yes if you read the whole thing...robots will only kill the people you put in-front of them so yeah. RandomChampion said: u were that homie in the thong werent u |
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| dam thats freakin creepy lol! if it were me i would surely block that person,if i know that person irl i would cut off all my contact with that person. |
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| If it was some cunt I don't like, I'd find out where he lived and give him a painful circumcision using only my teeth. |
| As long it is'nt a dude , i'd be very happy to hear actually , and beeing weird as i am , and if the other party would be okay with it , i would have found my first sexfriend , or a potential wife , depending on how things goes , of course i don't mind that much if the person is not very attractive , as a man i would'nt be together with a overly ugly person to be honest. |
Okazaki93 said: "I jerk off to your Facebook pictures" My reaction would be "Well, okay." But this: Okazaki93 said: "I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on" Pft, I don't even. |
| I think you'd look lovely with your wrists slit. |
| I don't have pictures on the internet or someone ells has (at least i think so, i try to stay away from all camara's XP ) I don't even use stuff like facebook. MAL is my only exception. |
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| No different than usual, I suppose. Because somewhere, right this moment, there is someone masturbating while thinking of me. |
| I'd laugh and say I masturbate to myself too. |
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| I'd masturbate back |
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| I would be flattered of course Then maybe try to realize their fantasy |
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| If it's a boy: first of all, I will totally freaked out. Like totally.. I'd kept some distances from him, but it doesnt mean I'm not going to be friends with him. It's just like, everytime I meet him I will bring a knife for sure. If it's a girl: For sure I'll kill her. If it's a total stranger boy: I'd probably smack him on the face. |
-Leia12- said: I think someone needs counseling.If it's a boy: first of all, I will totally freaked out. Like totally.. I'd kept some distances from him, but it doesnt mean I'm not going to be friends with him. It's just like, everytime I meet him I will bring a knife for sure. If it's a girl: For sure I'll kill her. If it's a total stranger boy: I'd probably smack him on the face. |
| Fingerblast? Anyway, I'd feel very aroused. |
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| I doubt anyone would ever pleasure themselves to my pictures (I am not too physically attractive IMO but I really don't care about physical body image, as long as my mind is healthy I'm happy). |
| I'm popular in real life? o.0 |
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| As long as I don't know whether it's a man or a woman I can't really give a definitive answer on that...lol. |
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NHKanime91 said: I doubt anyone would ever pleasure themselves to my pictures (I am not too physically attractive IMO but I really don't care about physical body image, as long as my mind is healthy I'm happy). Who needs pictures? I just imagine MAL usernames and personalities - none of you are safe |
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| Depends. If they're hot and have a good personality then I'd be a bit flattered and laugh. But if it's someone I don't like or I find gross then I'd be sick to my stomach or/and slap them. |
| I'd stick my dick out and let them suck it. |
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| i'd blush like taichi and say a tsundere line i think theres a mod named tachii who said he would ask for their autograph; probably just laugh it off and cry about how i'm posting on mundane mal topics ;___; |
| ~"The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands." (Pirsig) |
| If someone informed me that they jerked off to me, I wouldn't say anything, get away from them, and I'd let my father have 5 minutes alone with them. I would hope that they enjoyed having a dick because they would have it removed from their bodies in a very violent manner. Needless to say, I hope that I never directly get any kind of confession of that nature. I overheard a close of mine admit that he'd used a T-shirt I borrowed from him and played basketball in to masturbate with. Said friend has liked me since we were in elementary school. I was horribly embarrassed and it took a lot for me to be able to look him in the eyes again. I avoid being alone with him like the plague. |
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Tsindria said: If someone informed me that they jerked off to me, I wouldn't say anything, get away from them, and I'd let my father have 5 minutes alone with them. I would hope that they enjoyed having a dick because they would have it removed from their bodies in a very violent manner. Needless to say, I hope that I never directly get any kind of confession of that nature. I overheard a close of mine admit that he'd used a T-shirt I borrowed from him and played basketball in to masturbate with. Said friend has liked me since we were in elementary school. I was horribly embarrassed and it took a lot for me to be able to look him in the eyes again. I avoid being alone with him like the plague. poor guy... |
text27 said: yes if you read the whole thing...robots will only kill the people you put in-front of them so yeah. RandomChampion said: u were that homie in the thong werent u |
Damaein said: poor guy... Think she's going to be in for a surprise if she ever finds out how guys really think . . . |
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xLimewireX said: Who needs pictures? I just imagine MAL usernames and personalities - none of you are safe Damn, that--along with your signature--almost makes me kind of excited. |
| Wow, imagine the balls someone must have to come to you and confess something like that. I would be impressed, honored, embarrassed and a bit happy too. Next i would ask a lot of questions to him/her .... i can see it in my head, the most interesting conversation i would have in a long time.^^ |
| Depends on the person, as we are talking about a stranger I would be like "lel so what" |
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| I think everyone is looking at this in a narrow minded way. The gender of the person or how good looking they are doesn't change the fact that it's flattering. Me being a heterosexual, having even someone of the same sex fapping to me only means that I must be super good looking. Especially if one does not advertise themself to homosexuals. I think whether to freak out or not depends on the context of the fantasy. If it's something close to vanilla i'd be down with it. However if it's some sick S&M, guro, crazy scenario I would high tail it to another town. |
BokkenStrapOnFeb 17, 2014 4:42 PM
| I would be sooo flattered that's actually such a complment I don't care if it's weird |
Trepefan said: Wow, imagine the balls someone must have to come to you and confess something like that. Or blatant stupidity/complete unawareness of what I say in my case. Back when I was 15, told a lady friend from school that I fap to her. The comment was quickly dismissed by her (although she'd let me get to second base on occasion), but I'll never live it down as one of the many stupid things I've said as a teenager. |
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| ?? I doubt it would ever happen though. So that would be my reaction, "You're kidding, right?" |
| That'd be crazy hot, but... If I was told that in my backyard while I was in the middle of a heated argument about Tonka trucks with one of my friends, that'd just be... awkward. Do I smile? Do I laugh? What is my friend thinking right now? Better question, why the hell couldn't she pick a better time to say this!? |
| Some parts of this post may be exaggerated. |
| It actually happened to me lol. I was laughed at first then I saw that the person is serious about it , than I felt bad for it, than we never spoke, she followed me everyday after school...I was 15 than so I think ignoring the problem was a good idea, she than let it go after a year. Now I think if someone would say that to me(female of course) I would just smiley and say "Show me how you do that"... if I find her attractive. |
| If it's a hot chick then i'll be interest to know if that means she will like to have sex with me cause a good fuck is a nice thing in life. If it's anyone else then i'll be "ok whatever". |
MonadMar 1, 2014 7:28 PM
| If they're cute I'd be flattered. If they're ugly I'd be creeped out. |
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Mia_Chi said: I would think it odd no matter who told me. Come on now, be honest with us. |
| Creepy and very awkward. |
Feel free to add me to your friend list! |
Mogu-sama said: ...I would feel awesome the rest of the day It's not an off-handed complement like "Nice hair" or "Cool shirt", it's "You are so attractive that I devote time and energy to pleasuring myself to your image when I could be doing it to tons of other people" ...Which would make me feel pretty good about my body If that's the case then send me pics and I'll make sure you never go a day without feeling awesome. |
| Konbu is important |
| If someone would be able to knock one out to a picture of me, then I clearly need to re-evaluate the way I dress. :o To answer the question, I'd be hella offended. |
Albern-Gans said: If someone would be able to knock one out to a picture of me, then I clearly need to re-evaluate the way I dress. :o To answer the question, I'd be hella offended. Some people have good imaginations. |
text27 said: yes if you read the whole thing...robots will only kill the people you put in-front of them so yeah. RandomChampion said: u were that homie in the thong werent u |
Albern-Gans said: If someone would be able to knock one out to a picture of me, then I clearly need to re-evaluate the way I dress. :o Oh, the irony with that avatar. |
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