| Leon Scott Kennedy-- He would start of with a witty one-liner ("You are small time!"), followed by a flash grenade, then kick him the face and finish him off with a rocket launcher. Lestat de Lincourt-- He would kick the crap out of him, then drain him of his blood. Holden Caufield-- He would call him a phony, sending Edward on a trip of self-esteem issues and doubt, ultimately ending in his suicide. |
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| Alucard-- He'd laugh his head off at how silly and stupid looking Eddie is, then get annoyed at seeing him sparkle and proceed to rip him to pieces. End of story. |
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| Chuck Norris. I mean come on! Chuck Norris is so scary that when the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ |
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| That kid from the Goonies - Edward would be all like, "you gotta do the truffle-shuffle" and he'd, like, do it and stuff, and Edward would be like, "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUuuuuu-" |
| The Magic Bullet, as seen on tv. Why? because the only way to kill a vampire, is to cut it up into little pieces. |
| Akashiya Moka She would literally kick his ass (and in 0,1 seconds ~ de chuu) |
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Raziel and Kain would tag team this guy's ***! Do not mess with the most bad*** undead in the gaming universe! |
| Monkey D. Luffy, because he can kick anyones ass. |
| HOLY CRAP, Johan Liebert... ! Edward: -stares at Johan with vampire eyes- Johan: -kills him- That's because Johan is liek da cooliest char evah!! |
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t_calypso said: Damn, someone got to it before me.Lestat de Lincourt-- He would kick the crap out of him, then drain him of his blood. |
| People keep calling me an Emo. I'm not. Emos cut themselves. I cut other people. |
| So many things to say... Not enough room. So in shorter ways.. Rip HIS FUCKIN' HEAD OFF |
| mizore shirayuki would freeze his ass XD |
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| As a tribute to my childhood: Son Goku. Kamehameha. Eddie dies hit by a neon blue flashlight. End of the story. |
| HAHAHHA. Chuck Norris. Only has to look at and Edward dies. I wanna kick him xd. |
| Son Goku. He wouldn't need to do anything other than flick his finger in Edward's direction... from Namek. Even the shockwave from one of his flicks can travel through the depths of space... and still be strong enough to kill an "immortal" vampire. x3 That, or he could just look at him. Everyone knows that DBZ characters can destroy mountains (and later on, planets) by just looking at them. Heck, flexing a muscle can destroy a city! x3 |
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| Light Yagami He would simply write his name into the ''Death Note''. |
| ayy lmao |
8LightYagami8 said: Light Yagami He would simply write his name into the ''Death Note''. "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Edward isn't human. |
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LordSchmee said: 8LightYagami8 said: Light Yagami He would simply write his name into the ''Death Note''. "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Edward isn't human. Damn...then Ryuk would eat him...lol dunno why. :D |
| ayy lmao |
8LightYagami8 said: LordSchmee said: 8LightYagami8 said: Light Yagami He would simply write his name into the ''Death Note''. "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Edward isn't human. Damn...then Ryuk would eat him...lol dunno why. :D 'cause he's sparkly... like an apple... yeah... o.o |
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| Buffy (well anyone really) How? |
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| I'd watch the above video... but Pattinson's face makes me sick... ^^ Another person who could kill him... The Vault Dweller/Chosen One/Lone Wanderer from the Fallout Series! Level 1, default Jumpsuit, no armor, no stimpaks... Armed only with a toothpick. ;D |
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chocolate4ev said: Or Beatrice from Umineko. It could totally be in the epitaph. "At the ___th twilight (Bahaha no pun intended, that's how it goes), gouge the vampire and kill." xD OMG I love Umineko, Beatrice killing Edward would be EPIC! My to kill Edward list: Kaname Kuran and Zero Kiryu: THE BETTER VAMPIRES! They would kill him with their better vampire awesomeness XD Edward Elric: "B*TCH YOU STOLE MY NAME FMA CAME FIRST DIE MOTHERF***** DIE! Shion Sonozaki: If you watch Higurashi, you would know XD Alucard: Must I say anything? |
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| Spike Spiegal would just shoot his ass until death. Sephiroth would cut him up into a million sparkly pieces. And finally, I would be there with a camera and a bonfire to burn the sparky vamp! And I guess we'll throw Bella in the fire. Who cares? |
| "Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the one. Born to bear and read to all The details of our ending. To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen, Shit the bed again, Typical." Rosetta Stoned |
Arab_Soul_Fan said: Anyone in Super Smash Bros Brawl (two words: Final Smash) LOL!!!!!!! Chef Kirby!!!!!!!!!! Cook his sparkly, stalker ass!!!!!!!!!!! |
| "Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the one. Born to bear and read to all The details of our ending. To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen, Shit the bed again, Typical." Rosetta Stoned |
| Larharl. He would straight up murder that fool. |
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| Mr Bean Barney the Dinosaur Zippocat A Pot of Gravy Lex Luthor Krypto the Superdog |
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| Segata Sanshiro - Would judo throw Edward because he is not playing Sega Saturn Chuck Norris - Round House kick Edward Arnold Schwarzenegger -Terminate Edward for being a GIRLY MAN Abel Nightroad -Cut Edward to shreds and drink his blood, but throw it up because it's too sparkly. |
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| Jizabel or Maryweather from Godchild. Jizabel would drug him and cut his eyes out, and Maryweather could just take anyone. XD |
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| i want to kick him with hammer |
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| Watched Let The Right One In last night. Eli would tear Edward apart like yesterday's newspaper! |
| May the DESU be with you! Always! |
| I forgot Lucy or #35 from Elfen Lied. XD |
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| Captain Falcon... with a falcon punch |
LordSchmee said: 8LightYagami8 said: Light Yagami He would simply write his name into the ''Death Note''. "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Edward isn't human. Since he's not a vampire it would work on him. |
Drunk_Samurai said: LordSchmee said: 8LightYagami8 said: Light Yagami He would simply write his name into the ''Death Note''. "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Edward isn't human. Since he's not a vampire it would work on him. Yep no vampire would have ever show off, let alone have a sparkly ass. Stupid POSER. |
| Dokuro-chan could also beat the fuc***' crap out of him :D |
| ayy lmao |
| Major Armstrong from Full Metal Alchemist. Sure he and his entire families sparkles, BUT those are MANLY sparkles that have been passed downed the Armstrong line for generations! |
| Moka Akashiya (Rosario+Vampire) would drop kick Eddie's sparkly ass into next week! |
| May the DESU be with you! Always! |
| Id rip off all of his sparklies. he's nothing without his sparklies. damn sparklies >.> |
| Lelouch Lamperouge- He'd just order Sparkle-Boy to kill himself Buffy- Need I say more? My 86 year old grandmother- Seriously, anyone could kick his sparkly ass. |
KasaraEm13 said: My 86 year old grandmother- Seriously, anyone could kick his sparkly ass. You sound like my PE teacher from last year, he always says that his grandmother runs faster than us. Yeah, come to think of it, I think all my PE teacher has to do is drop a sarcastic comment. His comments are major blows to self-esteem (no one committed suicide after that yet, but Edward would be the first because he's such a sucker XD) |
ambidextrous said: The Magic Bullet, as seen on tv. Why? because the only way to kill a vampire, is to cut it up into little pieces. Ahaha~ ;D Yagami-Teru said: Major Armstrong from Full Metal Alchemist. Sure he and his entire families sparkles, BUT those are MANLY sparkles that have been passed downed the Armstrong line for generations! Yes. that is the only time a man should ever sparkle desu~ :D I... Would have gotten Lelouch to geass Bella into killing him. Either that, or I'll rip off his head and throw it into a fire and dance around it while laughing maniacally (refer to SHION from Higurashi)... which happened to be my favourite part of the Twilight movie (forced to attend the movie with friends TT.TT) |
| Jack Bauer. He would glare, and that would be the end of Edward Cullen. |
| River Tam, and she'd be sexy whilst doing it. Now there's something I'd pay to see. Oh, and now that I've seen LTROI, I second Eli. |
SeasonreaperNov 24, 2009 8:52 PM
| Sougo Okita from Gintama. Why? Cause I wish to see Edward destroyed painfully and slowly through torture. -villainous laugh- (Damn, I've been watching too much of it these days.... >.<) And I'd be lmfaoing in the process. |
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