| "Ok, cya" said Lupadim to the young girl that was leaving |
 |
| meanwhile, in a parallel universe where the age consent was 69 |
 |
| Someone was buying bag of chips. |
| Garlic flavoured chips. |
| to take to a cuddle hooker. |
| It was the evilest plan in the history of a man |
| -kind which Chuck Norris wrote in his house. |
 ｡◕‿◕｡ Fun In Life is what Matters! The More the Fun the better your Life Becomes!! ｡◕‿◕｡ |
| Which was the reason it was so evil. |
| So, Humanity decided to create a hero. |
｡◕‿◕｡ Fun In Life is what Matters! The More the Fun the better your Life Becomes!! ｡◕‿◕｡ |
| His right arm was alot stronger than his left arm. |
| This was thanked by his practice at night in his bed accompanied with his laptop on the internet |
| also his dead girlfriends spirit inhabited his right arm to help him fight. |
| He was also so smart he could count to potato |
| But it was too late, the other guy had eaten the garlic and was hugging the cuddle hooker tightly |
| So, back to the dimension where there was lupadim... |
|
| "It's never too late" said Arthorias to himself and intercepted the room |
| So, back to the dimension where there was lupadim² (you ignored me) |
|
| doing nothing but quietly watching the scenario happening in the other dimension |
| The garlic breath of the man was rank as he heaved his thick garlic breath in her face cuddling her like an anime body pillow |
| She screamed in pain as her eyes were stinging and slowly leaking out from her eyeholes |
| But he just held her tighter talking about his favourite shonen anime and telling her she was kawaii. |
| And she said: "Look! A portal! There is Lupadim, walking on our direction!" |
|
| But it turned out that the hooker was actually adolf hipster and he killed the fap arm guy and the garlic guy and made lupadim his personal bitch all while swearing at the girl through the portal in german with a jewish accent |
| Just one sentence. I will consider "But it turned out that the hooker was actually adolf hipster and he killed the fap arm guy and the garlic guy" When lupadim noticed that, he stabbed the hooker in the ass with a knife. |
|
| But lupadim didn't understand the rules of some unimportant game, wrote more than one sentence and continued watching the Hipster's bloody murder in the other dimension. |
| but he decided to skip to the murder's dimension and slap him to death |
|
| Although his decision seemed to be a nice idea, he ultimately failed. |
| Ultimately, the murderer's dimension had too many hot girls, and he was completely seduced by a harem of 2 million followers. All's well that ends well. |
 |
| Back on lupadim's dimension, a huge problem appears: |
|
| A problem nobody cared about. |
| The dimension with lupadim eventually closed and nobody ever heard about it again. |
| A space demon was drifting through space watching |
| a really bad hentai starring the 12 girls from the beginning of the story. |
|
| Lupadim jumped from hes dimension and told the demon: "STOP RIGHT THERE, OR I WILL... |
|
| was erased by demon's special powers |
| ... or thats what the demon thought. Lupadim pointed a pistol as the demon's face and said: |
|
| "There's no bullets." The demon then decided to... |
 |
| attack Lupadim. But barely knew the demon that... |
|
| The demon and lupadim then go into a Soul Calibur-like battle sequence |
| And he fuck punched lupadim like a bitch, in the ass, like a hardcore porn, for 12 hours |
| lupadim dies |
| Lupadim decides to go to an adventure. At the adventure, he ended up meeting... |
|
| The space dragaon And proceeds to get ass punched again for another 12 hours |
| Lupadim is no more, completely destroyed. And no amount of ass pulling.plot BSing is going to fix this |
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