| Hey folks, my girlfriend has just cooked me a fried cakes and told me how beautiful I am, also she told me she felt very lucky by having me. Her words made me think I am precious person. But it wasn't easy to make her fall in love with me, it was a very hard work, so I'll tell you guys some of my tricks, if you follow my advices you'll probably become a sex symbol as I am. When I try to seduce a female, I take a shower, then I go to talk to her, I tell her about my body, about my life on MAL, about my job, I hold her hands, etc... It always work and the girl fall in love with me. When I try to seduce a male it's easier, I just go and kiss him on the mouth, this way they always fall in love with me. What about you? What are your tricks to seduce a female and male? |
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| You have no idea.. |
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| I show my PSN scores and medals. |
qb_cakes said: I show my PSN scores and medals. how many platinums do you have |
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TallonKarrde23 said: 19qb_cakes said: I show my PSN scores and medals. how many platinums do you have |
qb_cakes said: I'm hard.TallonKarrde23 said: 19qb_cakes said: I show my PSN scores and medals. how many platinums do you have |
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qb_cakes said: I show my PSN scores and medals. Xbox gamerscore of over 800,000 bitch |
 Pikachu wants some |
| I smile. |
| I just jam it in. qb_cakes said: TallonKarrde23 said: 19qb_cakes said: I show my PSN scores and medals. how many platinums do you have I only have 2, I'll never get laid now. |
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You gotta make sure you're clean You don't want to smell like a sardine You have to get inside the mind of a women Think like a women Be a women First, you gotta appear harmless Then you make the women worry about you Make sure to keep your sharpness Or that girl will try to find someone else new Once you've got her within your grasp Take control and make it last That's how you seduce a women |
Maria_Sama said: Hey folks, my girlfriend has just cooked me a fried cakes and told me how beautiful I am, also she told me she felt very lucky by having me. Her words made me think I am precious person. But it wasn't easy to make her fall in love with me, it was a very hard work, so I'll tell you guys some of my tricks, if you follow my advices you'll probably become a sex symbol as I am. When I try to seduce a female, I take a shower, then I go to talk to her, I tell her about my body, about my life on MAL, about my job, I hold her hands, etc... It always work and the girl fall in love with me. When I try to seduce a male it's easier, I just go and kiss him on the mouth, this way they always fall in love with me. What about you? What are your tricks to seduce a female and male? UMMMM>>>>>>>????? ThePimp said: You gotta make sure you're clean You don't want to smell like a sardine You have to get inside the mind of a women Think like a women Be a women First, you gotta appear harmless Then you make the women worry about you Make sure to keep your sharpness Or that girl will try to find someone else new Once you've got her within your grasp Take control and make it last That's how you seduce a women This^ |
| I'm afraid of penises, so I don't....like at all. But if I did, I'd tell them about my level 84 in Skyrim. |
MEanimaniac1Sep 6, 2013 8:19 PM
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| I just tell them how many prestige ranks I leveled in CoD and then they're all over me |
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Bubbjes said: Like this?The same way you seduce any other animal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc |
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| Belittling her in front of all her friends, yelling at in her in front of her parents/ex-marine brother, making her life a living hell, calling all types of names like slut, fat etc etc. Then saying "Bitch don't nobody want you but me" |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
Red_Keys said: Bubbjes said: Like this?The same way you seduce any other animal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc By giving them a flesh light designed for horses..... |
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| I'm known to make jokes on the fly which makes them usually laugh. + I like to talk a lot about random things which means I hold conversations easily. Throw in a bit of shitty compliments here and there throughout the conversation and you've got yourself attraction. |
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| Obviously, you have to save her from a giant fire-breathing turtle as she gets moved from location to location. |
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| sex symbol................ I don't believe that to be a key thing in a relationship..... because eventually people want More, and well if you have nothing in common that wont make it last. |
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| Y'all are awesome. When I'm on a date with a women, I'll be sure to post a thread and ask for real-time advice. A la Denaha Otoko~ <3 u MAL. |
| I like to tuck my cock inbetween my legs and make like a chicken. |
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| I drop my pants and then girls and boys gather around me to admire the God's creation. Sometimes they try to touch it but I don't let them. |
| YOKO ONO |
| all lies, otakus dont reproduce. joking aside im cute so i dont do anything special:P |
| I use this line: On a scale from one to ten, I’m attracted to you whatever number equals being willing to rip out my own heart and put it in a box and leave it on your doorstep. Is that a seven? |
| I wear a small radio receiver in my ear and a spy camera in my dress pocket, then let my friend Fabio Lanzoni outside tell me everything to say. |
| Just pose in front of her and work your magic.... Stop complicating things all of you... |
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| I don't need to do anything special. Girls fall for me from my pure awesomeness alone. |
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| I just make sure I make the right choice on the dating sim by using a FAQ lol |
| Why do you suck at life? Because you let life suck at you. Words to live by courtesy of Ask a Ninja. |
| Just try every option. If it doesn't bring a positive response, click the "Return to previous choice" button. |
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| With my Mormon good looks and Alcoholic charm, nobody stands a chance. |
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| Okay i'm gonna dish the real scoop here http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g155/MasterC375/Da%20Crew/KK.jpg |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g155/MasterC375/Da%20Crew/untitled-1.jpg |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| I show her how I eat the pussy. http://tinyurl.com/lzcyp56 |
Touch me, you filthy casual~ |
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| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
reira93 said: all lies, otakus dont reproduce. True, but I want to change that. |
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Capricious_Smile said: I use this line: On a scale from one to ten, I’m attracted to you whatever number equals being willing to rip out my own heart and put it in a box and leave it on your doorstep. Is that a seven? Girls like it when you rip out other people's hearts for them. Temple-of-Doom-ing someone is big-time macho. Besides, giving a girl thing yours symbolically means you belong to her. Rip it out and show it to her, but that's it. Make it rain other hearts, throw handfuls of them all in the air when you see her, line your clothes with them. |
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| i just show them my rape face and they fall in love with me ^^ |
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| ^.~ "Haw you doin?" Also works like a charm for me. |
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| I select a female, approach her, and slide a credit card between her breasts (this part is of variable difficulty). This way I have given it money so seh owes me sex thang or else she is a bad person and if she says no (often) I yell loud at things + cry for hella long time (often do this regardless) Highly recommended method |
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Aggra-Dearheart said: I select a female, approach her, and slide a credit card between her breasts (this part is of variable difficulty). This way I have given it money so seh owes me sex thang or else she is a bad person and if she says no (often) I yell loud at things + cry for hella long time (often do this regardless) Highly recommended method Dude,,,, u deserve a medal.> |
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| I rock up, say hi "instant bitches" |
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| Lift my ass up. Just like the animals |
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| "Hi can I use your phone just for a second ? Please, it's really important, I have to call my mom." -Er, sure. I call myself, and then say "call you later ?". They laugh, I've done my part. |
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| You don't need to seduce anyone you just need to look good.If the other person is interested then she/he will be seduced by whatever you say. |
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| by swagging .. |
Maria_Sama said: Hey folks, my girlfriend has just cooked me a fried cakes and told me how beautiful I am, also she told me she felt very lucky by having me. Her words made me think I am precious person. But it wasn't easy to make her fall in love with me, it was a very hard work, so I'll tell you guys some of my tricks, if you follow my advices you'll probably become a sex symbol as I am. When I try to seduce a female, I take a shower, then I go to talk to her, I tell her about my body, about my life on MAL, about my job, I hold her hands, etc... It always work and the girl fall in love with me. When I try to seduce a male it's easier, I just go and kiss him on the mouth, this way they always fall in love with me. What about you? What are your tricks to seduce a female and male? I wonder if you are male or female. |
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lupadim said: I think it's a trap.Maria_Sama said: Hey folks, my girlfriend has just cooked me a fried cakes and told me how beautiful I am, also she told me she felt very lucky by having me. Her words made me think I am precious person. But it wasn't easy to make her fall in love with me, it was a very hard work, so I'll tell you guys some of my tricks, if you follow my advices you'll probably become a sex symbol as I am. When I try to seduce a female, I take a shower, then I go to talk to her, I tell her about my body, about my life on MAL, about my job, I hold her hands, etc... It always work and the girl fall in love with me. When I try to seduce a male it's easier, I just go and kiss him on the mouth, this way they always fall in love with me. What about you? What are your tricks to seduce a female and male? I wonder if you are male or female. |
| I miss the old days when seducing a woman involved a bat and a cave |
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