| Probably touch them in the most non-sexual way possible while leading on that there is probably something sexual about this. c: |
| You're all idiots, but I'm no different. |
| easy. smile, show confidence, have a great sense of humor, don't act stupid. |
| show her the D |
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| chloroform and a packet of skittles |
| *Takes diligent notes* I see, I see, kiss them on the mouth? OT: Uhm. Introduce myself, find out they're not single. Fail horribly. I don't really know how to seduce anyone. |
| Want to talk? Club! "Would you like an anti-psychotic?" *Bonus points if you leave a comment about the meaning of my signature.* |
Maria_Sama said: Hey folks, my girlfriend has just cooked me a fried cakes and told me how beautiful I am, also she told me she felt very lucky by having me. Her words made me think I am precious person. But it wasn't easy to make her fall in love with me, it was a very hard work, so I'll tell you guys some of my tricks, if you follow my advices you'll probably become a sex symbol as I am. When I try to seduce a female, I take a shower, then I go to talk to her, I tell her about my body, about my life on MAL, about my job, I hold her hands, etc... It always work and the girl fall in love with me. When I try to seduce a male it's easier, I just go and kiss him on the mouth, this way they always fall in love with me. What about you? What are your tricks to seduce a female and male? You are one strange squid. |
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