Cabron said: Bloodcalibur said: Devilman01 said: "Need a haircut" or "What's that on my face" Cum. Tee hee. |
"I will close my eyes and let the darkness be the light that guides me through the path of chaos"    Call me the Jelly Factory. I'm the world's largest producer of jelly. |
Bloodcalibur said: Devilman01 said: "Need a haircut" or "What's that on my face" Cum. Saw that one coming ... Oh dear, somewhat punny. I wouldn't have to wonder if it was as simple as that :c |
| How funny can I make my face look until I laugh at myself xD |
| I thank God for contacts, and for hair products that prevent frizz. And I think about how far I've come and that I FINALLY like how I look. Cause before I was the short coke bottle glasses hair white girl with hair like a full grown chia pet it was so frizzy. Now I'm the hour-glass figure girl who DOES NOT leave the house without defrizzing her hair, with pretty green eyes that sometimes look blue-green or amber-green. I also mentally thank my plastic surgeon every time I see myself for a higher self esteem and no more lower back problems. Yes. Yes I did. |
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Devilman01 said: Bloodcalibur said: Devilman01 said: "Need a haircut" or "What's that on my face" Cum. Saw that one cumming ... I bet you did. |
"I will close my eyes and let the darkness be the light that guides me through the path of chaos" Call me the Jelly Factory. I'm the world's largest producer of jelly. |
| I see a black guy after that I proceed to think about ways how not to die that day. |
KenmaGJul 8, 2013 12:41 AM
| "Eyes, check. Mouth, check. Ears, check." Naah. Seriously when I see my face in the mirror I'd grin/laugh at my image/simply smile while thinking.. "Can I keep this kind of face for all day..?" --that's what I did every morning before going to school. It always failed though. |
| --CHOTTO! It's Under Progress-- |
| I usually obsess over my eye area, and pay some super special attention to my dark circles. My left eye has a darker circle than my right, and I wonder if it's noticeable to other people. Then I remind myself to get more sleep (which never happens). Then I start freaking out about my eyebrows being uneven, as well as my double eyelids being uneven (one is always more dramatic than the other). Sometimes I wonder why i was given such a flat nose lol |
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)dont hate me cause you aint me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  |
| "My dark circles are really bad today." "I look dead." "Another freaking cold sore?" "My dark circles look even worse today." "...Not bad..." |
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| I would feel like smashing the mirror |
| There's two kinds of people you can't win an argument against: One - Too dumb to tell right from wrong. Two - Too stubborn to admit they are wrong. |
Edefrem said: "My dark circles look even worse today." "...Not bad..." |
| My subjective reviews: katsureview.wordpress.com THE CHAT CLUB. |
| "WTF why is everyone calling me a beast i dont see any animal in me" :D lol jk |
Happy Halloween  |
| Lately: I really need a trim. My hair's growing too fucking fast and I just got it cut. Usually: Oh shit, it's me! |
| When I look into the mirror I think I need another haircut then start talking to my reflection. Hm. |
| "I'm gonna be late. I don't have time for this.." - Every time my class starts before seven in the morning. "Has anybody ever told you, you look like a model?" Oh you. - Just me trying to deceive myself. I had fun trying. |
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| I become a mimic. |
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| I admire my bedhead looks, and then try to make myself look like a super saiyan |
كنت تهدر وقتك عن طريق ترجمة هذه. mattbenz99 said: Christians and Satanists are technically the same thing |
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| "Are those freckles or am I just getting acne?" "If I stand on my toes, I'll look taller." |
| "who are you?" |
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| Yup, still human. I think. |
| Never forget! Don't believe in you who believes in me, don't believe in me who believes in you, believe in you...who believes in yourself! |
| "lol, fgt do you even lift?" |
| "Okay. Fine. I'll cut my hair." |
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| I think that the world in the mirror is a parallel and very bad world. The mirror is a portal, and the "me" in the mirror is the "me" on the parallel world not letting me get into such universe, because it is very bad. Bad English, adapt however you want and take your conclusions. |
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lupadim said: I always knew you had some psychological problemsI think that the world in the mirror is a parallel and very bad world. The mirror is a portal, and the "me" in the mirror is the "me" on the parallel world not letting me get into such universe, because it is very bad. Bad English, adapt however you want and take your conclusions. |
lupadim said: I think that the world in the mirror is a parallel and very bad world. The mirror is a portal, and the "me" in the mirror is the "me" on the parallel world not letting me get into such universe, because it is very bad. Bad English, adapt however you want and take your conclusions. Now I know why Brazilians always feed in DOTA. |
"I will close my eyes and let the darkness be the light that guides me through the path of chaos" Call me the Jelly Factory. I'm the world's largest producer of jelly. |
Bloodcalibur said: lupadim said: I think that the world in the mirror is a parallel and very bad world. The mirror is a portal, and the "me" in the mirror is the "me" on the parallel world not letting me get into such universe, because it is very bad. Bad English, adapt however you want and take your conclusions. Now I know why Brazilians always feed in DOTA. LOL i remember this in starcraft and warcraft team games |
| It entirely depends on my mood. |
| I think dam you sexy beast |
| Who invented mirror. |
| Sometimes its " YOU UGLY ASS MOTHAFUKKA" Sometimes its " YOU BADASS MOTHAFUKKA" |
| Depends on my mood! But usually its positive or at least positive reinforcement. |
| Be humble or be humbled. |
| "Fuck, that guy's handsome." |
| "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream!" - George W. Bush |
| sexy as fuck |
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| 'avoid eye contact' |
| Combining the hair my reflection has with my real hair to make it even longer! |
CamoBullo said: wtf? Is that even possible?Combining the hair my reflection has with my real hair to make it even longer! |
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| Ugh ;_; |
Seikunai said: CamoBullo said: wtf? Is that even possible?Combining the hair my reflection has with my real hair to make it even longer! If it isn't, it should be. |
Did you know? The mirror does not swap left and right. It swaps forward and backward. |
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| I wanna punch that guy. I wanna punch that guy. I wanna punch that guy. I wanna punch that guy. I wanna punch that guy. I wanna punch that guy. I WANNA PUNCH THAT GUY SO HARD CAUSE HE IS STILL STARING AT ME !!!!!!!! |
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| usually I avoid looking at mirrors cuz im ugly as fk. |
| DAMN THAT BOUL SO SEXY UGH I WANNA FUCK HIM OH WAIT THATS ME then sometimes :( tfw no gf i am ooglay i need to get more cuts and mass up tfw no gains |
| but you don't even know how dank my memes are |
| On a good day: That's me! Hello me! Okay so I'm going to pretend you are me from another dimension and this is a magic portal, okay? Okay! On a boring day: My hair is being poofy :/ On a bad day: Aggrh why am i so ugly.. everything about me sucks... and I'm stupid too.. why can't I just be someone worthwhile... immagonnago listen to happy music... On an great day: (ex. day of anime con, date, or last day of school) YEEAAHHH, I'm awesome people I love Tay! I'm awesome people subscribe! I share his videos with everyone I'm awesome and he loves us! Pikachu! Use thunderbolt! Hahaha! Time to duel! I AM AWESOME! *random Elvis move* Today is the best! :D (Generally just me shouting at myself in the mirror.) |
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| "Should I shave today?" "Do I look tired?" "Fuck bed hair." |
| I really need to start shaving. |
| Who's that handsome devil? |
| I love naruto~kun he's my husbando~~~~ |
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