| *WATCHES DREW SNORT COCAINE UNTIL HE FALLS TO THE GROUND CONVULSING* HAHAHA. DICK. *SNORTS A LINE OF COKE* HOLYFUCKWOOHOO *SUDDENLY THE DOORBELL RINGS* FUCKWHOISTHATIBETTERANSWERTHEDOORTHATSHITMIGHTBETHEC.I.A. *GETS UP AND RUNS TO THE DOOR, BUT STOPS AS SHE REACHES IT* WOAAAH HO-HOLD UP... I THINK I'M GONNA- *VOMITS ON CARPET AND SHIRT* .. WHOOPS. WELL, SINCE I JUST LOST HALF OF MY VODKA, I OBVIOUSLY NEED TO REPLACE IT. *PULLS A FLASK OF COCONUT RUM AND CHUGS* AIGHT NOW WHO BE AT MAH DOOR? *REACHES FOR THE DOORKNOB* |
| Drugs, man. 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| *CRASHES INTO THE APARTMENT AND STUMBLES AROUND, CARRYING WEAPONS OF ALL SORTS AND A COUPLE OF BAGS--DON'T ASK HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE OKAY* HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUYYYYYYYYYS I'M MOVING... IN. I'M MOVING IN. *LEAVES HER SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR AND BOLTS FOR THE X, DOWNING TWO PILLS AS SHE DUMPS A FUCKTON OF PAINKILLERS ON THE TABLE* FREE FOR ALLLLLLLL!!! |
Пока жива, я могу стараться на лету не упасть 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| MARMOT!!!!! BITCH GIRL YOU'RE FINALLY HERE. *RUNS OVER THERE* HURRY! GET DRUNK! HERE! *SHOVES ALCOHOL AT HER* AND THIS! SNORT THIS! *GRABS A HANDFUL OF COKE* YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO! *GRABS A FEW PAINKILLERS AND MUNCHES ON THEM, WASHING THEM DOWN WITH JIM BEAN* YOU CAN CRASH *HIC* ON OUR FLOOR IF YOU WANT TOO. JUST UH, WATCH OUT FOR MYSTERY LIQUIDS. THEY AIN'T ALWAYS VOMIT. |
| Drugs, man. 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| ML GOOD GOD IT'S YOU IT'S-- *TAKES A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND SWISHES IT AROUND AS SHE SNORTS DELICIOUS COKE AS LOUDLY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE BEFORE UNLOADING A PACK OF FERRETS FROM HER BACKPACK* DUDE DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A COUCH? I FUCKING LOVE COUCHES YOU KNOW LIKE UH DO YOU HAVE... *STARES AT THE FERRETS AS THEY PROCEED TO RIP THE PLACE APART* DUDE MAN IS THERE ANYTHING GOOD IN THE MYSTERY LIQUID ON THE FLOOR? |
Пока жива, я могу стараться на лету не упасть 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| *Andrei looks up* MARMOT!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW YOU DOIN? OH SHIT, I SEE YOU BROUGHT SOME BITCHES!!! AHHHH, REI & ASUKA! HEY, SHOW ME YOUR TITS! *REI AND ASUKA FLASH ANDREI* MMM MMM... I WISH I HAD MORE HANDS, SO I COULD GIVE THEM TITTIES FOUR THUMBS DOWN!!! *GIVES MARMOT HIS DRINK* HERE HOLD MY DRINK BITCH, I GOTTA POUR SOME DRANKS FOR THESE HOES |
Reverend Andrei Mazenov  92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| FERRETS! BE FREE! FROLICK YOU CRAZY NIGGAS FROLICK! YEAH WE GOT A COUCH. SO YOU CAN SLEEP ON THAT. AS FOR THE MYSTERY LIQUIDS... WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF ON THAT ONE. I THINK ANDREI MIGHT BE INVOLVED IN THEIR PRODUCTION. WAIT- TITS? DO I SEE TITS? OH I DO. WHY HELLO THERE LADIES MY NAME IS ML... WAIT.. WAIIT.. I THINK OHHHHH SHIIIT THE X IS KICKIN IN... *STARES OFF INTO SPACE BLANKLY* ... EVERYBODY!! EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME!! YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME? EVERYTHING. |
| Drugs, man. 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| *CHUGS ANDREI'S DRINK* MAN... MAN BE RIGHT BACK *RUNS OUTSIDE AND LUGS IN HER EV SONIC XS 2.1 SOUND SYSTEM ALONG WITH AN IPOD* FUCK GUYS WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OUTLET WHERETHEFUCKISTHEOUTLETOHTHEREITIS *PLUGS THAT SHIT IN AND TURNS THE IPOD ON* *YOU ARE NOW LISTENING TO GOGOL BORDELLO CLICK THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU CAN TURN MARMOT'S MAGICAL IPOD TO ANY SORT OF MUSIC YOU LIKE PPL* OH GOD WIMMINZ ASKLDGJDSKLGJSKLG *FREAKS THE FUCK OUT AND SMASHES AGAINST A WALL, PUTTING A HUGE GAPING HOLE IN IT* |
Пока жива, я могу стараться на лету не упасть 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| *ANDRE'S POURING MORE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE, STRUGGLING TO STAY INSIDE REALITY AS THE ACID TAKES HOLDS, AND STRUGGLES TO MAINTAIN A CORRECT POSTURE SINCE REI IS BLOWING HIM FROM UNDER THE BAR* *NOTICES MARMOT COMING THROUGH THE WALL* FUUUUCKKKK *BUSTS HIS NUTS* MAN YOU TOTALLY KI--K-KILLED MAH MOOD BITCH FUCK FUCK *FALLS TO THE GROUND WITH HIS PANTS DOWN* SHIT SOMEONE GET REI A FUCKIN' TOWEL FUCK GOD WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE? *SEES SHITLOAD OF STRANGERS COMING INTO HIS HOUSE* |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| *WATCHES MARMOT SMASH THROUGH THE WALL* BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA *CRACKS UP* *NOTICES A FERRET AT HER FEET* *PICKS UP* OH MY GOSH... YOU'RE SO SOFT... *RUBS IT* JUST LIKE A FERRET.... HOW... HOW YOU DOIN' THAT?! THAT'S JUST SO AMAZING. ANDREI, ANDREI YOU HAVE TO FEEL HOW SOFT THIS FERRET IS. *STUMBLES OVER TO THE HOLE IN THE WALL* WHOA SHIT MAN, HERE, SMOKE THIS. *REACHES INTO POCKET AND PULLS OUT A JOINT* SMOKE THAT SHIT AND FEEL THIS FUCKING FERRET. *SUDDENLY ML HEARS A HIGH PITCHED VOICE* FERRET: ML..... O_O W-WHAT IS IT? FERRET: I AM WOOBIE! YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME.... WHAT DO YOU WANT WOOBIE? WHAT DO YOU NEED? *LISTENS EAGERLY* WOOBIE: YOU NEED TO STEAL A POLICE HORSE.... ... WHY, THOUGH WOOBIE? WOOBIE: YOU NEED TO KILL THE COPS. ALL OF THEM. ... HOLD ON A SECOND. *RUNS OVER TO THE COCAINE TABLE, STILL HOLDING THE FERRET* *SCOOPS UP A HANDFUL OF COKE, SNORTS IT* AUDHASD TELL ME AGAIN WOOBIE!! WOOBIE: KILL THE POLICE MEN, ML! ALL OF THEM! STEAL THE POLICE HORSE! FUCK THE POLICE! YOU GOT IT WOOBIE. *WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING, ML GRABS ONE OF THE GUNS MARMOT BROUGHT AND SHE AND WOOBIE FLEE OUT OF THE APARTMENT INTO THE NIGHT...* |
| Drugs, man. 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| *TAKING THE JOINT AND SMOKING IT SO HARD* HEYYYYYYYYYY RICHARD... HOW YOU DOIN' SON? *TAKES THIS FERRET NAMED RICHARD DAWSON AND GIVES HIM A BIG KISS BEFORE HE SQUIRMS AWAY TO ATTEMPT DIGGING A HOLE INTO THE NEIGHBORING APARTMENT* *THIS SONG COMES ON THE IPOD* ............................................. F-FUCK, DID YOU HEAR, THAT HEY GUYS... *FLICKS THE JOINT TO THE CARPET AND STOMPS IT OUT, DRAGGING THE ASHY SHIT ACROSS THE LIVING ROOM* .............................................................. *COLLAPSES ON THE COUCH AND FUCKING LISTENS INTENTLY* GUYS YOU CAN HEAR THE PURPLE GUYS YOU CAN HEAR IT |
Пока жива, я могу стараться на лету не упасть 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| *ANDREI- HALF NAKED AND COVERED IN BODILY FLUIDS- CRAWLS ACROSS THE CARPET, AND LAYS NEXT THE COUCH* OH GOD. MARMOT. MARMOT. I JUST WAS REBORN INTO MY MOTHER'S WOMB. IT'S WONDERFUL. YET TERRIFYING. THE WOMB IS A TERRIBLE PLACE. YOU KNOW IF WE HURT OUR BEDS, WE'RE HURTING LIFE MAN. THE BEDROOM IS WHERE CHILDREN ARE CREATED AND BORN. IT'S WHERE THE FAMILY BEGINS. WE SHOULD BE NICER TO OUR BEDS. HURRRRRRRRR ...WAIT, WHERE'S ML? *stumbles into his room, pulls covers over his head, mumbling something about "Sacred Cheese"* |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| SUDDENLY GUN SHOTS ARE HEARD. MEN SHOUTING. POLICE SIRENS. HORSE NEIGHING. EXPLOSIONS GO OFF IN THE STREET. AND THEN, A CRY BY ML IS HEARD "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERBITCHES!!!" |
| Drugs, man. 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| HOLY OH MY GOD WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK OH MY GOD IT'S THE IT'S THE POLICE FUCK *SCRAMBLES OFF THE COUCH, GRABS ANOTHER BOTTLE OF VODKA AND RUNS INTO ANOTHER WALL WHILE CHUGGING IT, MAKING ANOTHER HUGE GAPING HOLE* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *SPRAYS VODKA ALL OVER THE FLOOR* AIN'T NO COPS COMIN' IN HERE FUCK *STUMBLES AROUND BEFORE PICKING UP AN AK47 AND FIRING A FEW ROUNDS INTO A WALL* |
Пока жива, я могу стараться на лету не упасть 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
*Hearing the gunshots outside, Andrei's trip takes a terrible turn... and suddenly* AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ANDREI RUNS OUT, SCREAMING, SMASHING LIQUOR BOTTLES AND SMEARING LIQUOR ALL OVER HIS FUR COAT, AND THEN FALLING ON TO A CANDLE OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!!! *SCREAMS* *ANDREI JUMPS OFF THE TOP FLOOR BALCONY IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, WITH MUCH OF THE CONDO BEING ALREADY BRUTALLY TRASHED, WITH MUCH OF THE BALCONY NOW ON FIRE* |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| *ML AND WOOBIE, ON A POLICE HORSE, PULL TO STOP ASIDE ANDREI* ANDREI!!! FUCKERS WON'T BE COMIN' HERE FOR AWHILE BUT THEY'RE BRINGING REENFORCEMENTS WE GOTTA GET READY THEY'RE ON TO ME AND WOOBIE!! WOOBIE: GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, ML! TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR IS TO LIVE FOREVER!!! YES, EMPEROR AKIHITO!!! YES!!! BUT FIRST, I MUST SEE MARMOT! HIGH-HO SILVER, AWAY!!! *YANKS THE HORSE AROUND AND GALLOPS UP THE STAIRS* MARMOT MARMOT OH MY GOD THEY STILL HAVEN'T FUCKED OVER THERE. |
| Drugs, man. 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| *IS TOTALLY FUCKING ASUKA ON THE COUCH WHEN ML STORMS IN* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT BITCH YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS LET'S .... *STARES AT THE SADDLEBAGS ON THE HORSE, WHICH SAY "PCP" ON THEM* FUCK ML WE'VE ALL BEEN DOING PCP *SNORTS SOME RIGHT OUT OF THE BAG* OKAY WE'RE HEADING OVER THERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW HEY WOOBIE IT'S YOU!!!! WOOBIE: HI MOMMY. WE KILLED LOTSA POLICE MENS TODAY! OH DARLING YOU'VE DONE ME PROUD *HOPS ON THE HORSE AND GIVES WOOBIE MANY SNUGGLES* |
Пока жива, я могу стараться на лету не упасть 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| ***THE CONDO IS NOW OFFICIALLY ON FIRE*** |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
PCP? REALLY? FUCK MAN MOAR. *GRABS MORE AND SNORTS IT* 'AIGHT MAMROT. LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE. *ML, MARMOT, WOOBIE, AND THE HORSE ALL LEAP DOWN THE STAIRS* WOOBIE: TO 101 EVERGREEN PLACE!!! THEIR TIME HAS COME!!! |
| Drugs, man. 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
 ***ALL THE FERRETS JUMP OUT AND PROCEED TO MAUL THE COPS, WHO HAVE NOW SENT RIOT POLICE IN*** L5P CITIZEN: HEY MAN, WTF? COPS CAN'T MESS WITH THE LITTLE 5, MAAAAN! LET'S FUCK SHIT UP!!! *CITIZENS OF LITTLE 5 POINTS BEGIN TO RIOT*    IT'S OVER, FOLKS. IT'S OVER. |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
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